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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fuckin' Aussie cunts leaving New Zealanders out even though we have better food and women

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pity reply

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
What's a kiwi woman's favourite whine?


when are we going to Australia!!!?

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
new guinea posters also welcome

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

new guinea posters also welcome
I think you have to call them Italians now.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
throw a shrimp on the barbie, mate

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
If New Zealand is so great, why do so many Kiwis live in the great nation of Australia, OP?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Same reason all the trees in Australia lean to the east.

NZ sucks

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
here's New Zealand's cultural contribution to this crazy thing we call earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJRSdhltS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

e: forgot the otaru millionaires

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
new zealand's contribution to military technology:



quote:

The first (mild steel) prototype was built on Caterpillar D8, a type which was readily available.[3] A lack of weapons meant that it was equipped with six Bren machine guns—two in the sides, two facing the front, one in the turret and one at the rear. The vehicle was very tall at 12 ft (3.5 m) and performance was poor. Due to the lack of armour plate, corrugated (manganese) plating was used in the expectation it would deflect bullets. The crew of eight included one gunner who had to lie on a mattress on top of the engine to fire his Bren gun.[4]

The tanks were constructed without the use of any formal plans or blueprints. Working from an American postcard depicting the conversion of a tractor to a 'tractor-tank', Bob Semple and TG Beck (Christchurch District Works Engineer), improvised the design of the tanks. Using resources available to Bob Semple as Minister of Public Works, the tanks were quickly produced in their Christchurch workshops.

The intention was to disperse the hulls at locations ready in case of a Japanese invasion at which point they would be mounted on tractors for use. The idea was discarded after the tanks attracted public ridicule.[4]

Due to the limitations of requirements and resources, the tank was a functional failure. By using a large tractor as a base, and bolting on a hastily designed and poorly constructed tank superstructure, the resultant tanks were inadequately armored, extremely heavy (20–25 ton), unstable, restricted by tractor gearing to slow speeds, and had to stop to change gears. Furthermore, due to the shape of the underlying tractor and undue vibrations, shooting from the tank was both difficult and inevitably inaccurate.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

luncheon meat posted:

here's New Zealand's cultural contribution to this crazy thing we call earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJRSdhltS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

e: forgot the otaru millionaires

No police ten 7? Shame, it is the only good thing to come out of NZ after LOTR.


But instead of directly linking police ten 7 lets have an australian radioshow from a decade ago describe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-FAusOD46E

Edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8aIHrNRqY

drunkill fucked around with this message at 12:53 on May 31, 2017

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.
does australasia include bali or is it just an innocent victim in all this malarkey?

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

drunkill posted:

No police ten 7? Shame, it is the only good thing to come out of NZ after LOTR.


But instead of directly linking police ten 7 lets have an australian radioshow from a decade ago describe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8aIHrNRqY

Oh hell yeah I forgot about that. The production company rips videos of it off youtube as fast as you upload em. I think I have most of the clips they used on Get This but since it was on 10 years ago they're all spread over DVDs

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Donovan is apparently Scottish and not from either of your scrub countries

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Les Os posted:

Donovan is apparently Scottish and not from either of your scrub countries

Good.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jestery posted:

Same reason all the trees in Australia lean to the east.

NZ sucks

uh excuse me that’s fake news

everyone knows Australian trees are drunken like their posters

Fanatic posted:

If New Zealand is so great, why do so many Kiwis live in the great nation of Australia, OP?

we have lots of crime

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
OP i heard ur missus calling for u


here she is




























Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Hello, I'd like to apply to dog my mates.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
Honestly why call thongs jandals? Why?

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ot9alQgWHw

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

luncheon meat posted:

Honestly why call thongs jandals? Why?

Japanese sandals
Duh of course it's racially loaded

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
Oh, well at least it's not as bad as flip flops

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Australia thread is full of bogans, I for one welcome our new Kiwi overlords.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BigBadSteve posted:

The Australia thread is full of bogans, I for one welcome our new Kiwi overlords.

what the hell is a bogan

323LX
Feb 17, 2004
"Thank you for taking a ride on the Infinite Sadness Express..."
What does a georgie pie taste like? :iiam:

323LX fucked around with this message at 17:44 on May 31, 2017

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Xaris posted:

what the hell is a bogan

Someone from the gold coast that is of lower socio-economic class

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
gently caress off we're full (of cucks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8bkYKbMo0

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 22:10 on May 31, 2017

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
It is only quarter past 7 and I already want a beer and cone. I never could wake and bake.

Oh well , work will be done in 7 hours and then it is cone time.

Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

Australasia best asia.

Kiwi's only have honorary membership in the sitting near the cool kids club because of their meat pie consumption.

Wiki Article about Meat Pies

I guess it's easier to do the extra 3 pies per year when there's only 4 of you.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

apparently most of the world doesn't even know new zealand exists

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Jestery posted:

Someone from the gold coast that is of lower socio-economic class

Ohhh poo poo no rules in this thread so we can talk gold coast!

I do believe if hell was a thing it'd probably be on the goldy

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Soon all of SA will be nothing but auschat and it will be good

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

apparently most of the world doesn't even know new zealand exists

That's cause not only does no one give a gently caress about NZ, why would they ever need to

source: myself, a NZer

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm on a plane headed to australiasa and when I get their I'm gonna gently caress everysingle sheep I can find

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Same only im going to an office park tomorrow

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

I'm on a plane headed to australiasa and when I get their I'm gonna gently caress everysingle sheep I can find

you should try shipr

That’s how I found my missus

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Fanatic posted:

If New Zealand is so great, why do so many Kiwis live in the great nation of Australia, OP?

Higher benefit payment rates.

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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

chully bun = Eski

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