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Big hairy asses are all carefully stocked on the twisty metal rails. The machine has a tasteful wood vinyl-vineer. Some of the asses cost .50c more but there is no discernable reason why. A lot of the coordinate labels are rubbed off. |
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After I buy one of those asses there's gonna be more than just labels getting rubbed off |
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Jun 3, 2017 04:23
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big dick daddy dongle's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" : $3.69
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Jun 3, 2017 04:24
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There's rear end Regular. And then there's also rear end Spicy, which is rear end Regular but with a faded rose tattoo on the left buttock. Is it a breach of rear end social decorum to mention the individual components of the rear end? I believe most people want think of the whole rear end. ---------------- |
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Jun 3, 2017 04:47
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Kthulhu5000 posted:I believe most people want think of the whole rear end. The rear end, the whole rear end, and nothing but the rear end |
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Jun 3, 2017 04:51
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lots of people in my state are annoyed by the rear end ban. i get it, having to drive to south carolina just to get a box of asses is annoying. but when you see your nephew clutching the bloodied stump of what's left of his arm because he held an Xtra Large Arby's rear end for too long... suddenly those bans seem like a blessing
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Jun 3, 2017 06:04
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FutonForensic posted:lots of people in my state are annoyed by the rear end ban. i get it, having to drive to south carolina just to get a box of asses is annoying. 0_0 those asses sound hosed.....up !!
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Jun 3, 2017 06:06
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I hook my thumbs through my suspenders. "Huh-yup!" I say, spitting grits and sausage gravy at anyone who cares to listen, my cowboy hat waggling, the flag on my shirt waving in time with my belly, the earth around me growing saltier by my mere presence. "When ah buy me an rear end, you bes' believe ah'll be gettin' the ASSault rahfle! Hyoooowee!"
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Jun 3, 2017 15:49
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pork steaks posted:The rear end, the whole rear end, and nothing but the rear end thanks for stealing my menu
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Jun 3, 2017 18:05
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FutonForensic posted:lots of people in my state are annoyed by the rear end ban. i get it, having to drive to south carolina just to get a box of asses is annoying. might as well get some salvia while youre down there, right |
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Jun 3, 2017 18:08
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FutonForensic posted:lots of people in my state are annoyed by the rear end ban. i get it, having to drive to south carolina just to get a box of asses is annoying. I just go to the local Native American reservation. You can buy any kind of rear end there, from skinny beanpole asses up to military-grade Walmart asses, and your money goes toward supporting a proud community and culture's self-reliance. Did you know the Indians would use every part of the buffalo's rear end? ---------------- |
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Jun 3, 2017 20:01
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Even a convenience-store donkey is better quality than a vending machine rear end. Standards, people!
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Jun 7, 2017 17:33
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Bacon Taco posted:Even a convenience-store donkey is better quality than a vending machine rear end. Standards, people! sometimes you shake the machine and two asses will plop out. but its kinda hard to shake a whole convenience store rear end machine: 1 pooper market: 0
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Jun 7, 2017 18:07
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:sometimes you shake the machine and two asses will plop out. but its kinda hard to shake a whole convenience store You can, however, shake down a convenience store, potentially getting you unlimited asses. |
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Jun 7, 2017 20:41
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:sometimes you shake the machine and two asses will plop out. but its kinda hard to shake a whole convenience store I wanna move somewhere weed is legal and start a chain of convenience stores with fuel pumps called "gas, grass, & rear end"
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Jun 7, 2017 21:00
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individually wrapped asses for when u only need one
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Jun 7, 2017 21:37
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the moldy old rear end in the bottom row stuck in the back behind the corkscrew |
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Jun 9, 2017 00:09
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google THIS posted:You can, however, shake down a convenience store, potentially getting you unlimited asses. I have trouble finding enough to do with the one rear end, I don't need any more. Please stop trying to turn the frogs gay! ---------------- |
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Jun 12, 2017 13:44
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A semi translucent rear end for when u have to be sneaky |
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Jun 13, 2017 00:34
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lmbo calrissian posted:A semi translucent rear end for when u have to be sneaky speaking of which, haven't seen bo peps in a while |
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Jun 13, 2017 01:02
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picking up a big american rear end at the drive-thru, but it's so heavy my car flips onto it's side like the one in the Flintstones intro
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Jun 13, 2017 04:14
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lmbo calrissian posted:A semi translucent rear end for when u have to be sneaky i use those for my patented "floating ghost taint" pranks on youtube |
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Jun 13, 2017 04:15
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I really like asses, but I hate all the packaging that comes with them. There's so much of it and it's so...tacky. Why can't we be like Brazil or the French Riviera or Denver and have asses without so much packaging? ---------------- |
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How come we're not allowed/have not yet posted the geexcee's latex rear end..... |
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