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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

It's real

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:27

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

every link in the op is dead

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:39

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:43

VROOM VROOM: Jun 8, 2005

ex post facho posted:

every link in the op is dead

The Tape is eternal

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:43

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

actually this link still works

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1547/58/1547581715807.webm

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:49

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

ex post facho posted:

actually this link still works

https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1547/58/1547581715807.webm

we eventually learned this was from a british TV show that made a fake pee tape

but while that piss video isn't real, the real piss tape is still real

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:53

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

TIP posted:

we eventually learned this was from a british TV show that made a fake pee tape

but while that piss video isn't real, the real piss tape is still real

A different piss tape is real

# ? Nov 21, 2023 05:57

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

dang i missed that debunking

# ? Nov 21, 2023 06:04

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

here is where we learned the truth

The Joe Man posted:

oh my god

starts at 27min:
https://thoughtmaybe.com/blindboy-undestroys-the-world/#top

# ? Nov 21, 2023 06:16

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

TIP posted:

here is where we learned the truth

god drat it

# ? Nov 21, 2023 06:29

The Islamic Shock: Apr 8, 2021

ikanreed posted:

Oh man wait until you hear what's actually true about American history

MLK had a dream that all our racism problems went away forever and we're living it right

# ? Nov 21, 2023 10:47

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Discendo Vox posted:

This is what I see and what troubles me. I look on all sides, and I see only darkness everywhere. Trump presents to me nothing which is not matter of doubt and concern. If I saw nothing there which revealed a Recording, I would come to a negative conclusion; if I saw everywhere the signs of a Urinator, I would remain peacefully in faith. But, seeing too much to deny and too little to be sure, I am in a state to be pitied; wherefore I have a hundred times wished that if a Tape displays his nature, he should testify to It unequivocally, and that, if the signs he gives are deceptive, he should suppress them altogether; that he should say everything or nothing, that I might see which cause I ought to follow. Whereas in my present state, ignorant of what I am or of what I ought to do, I know neither my condition nor my duty. My heart inclines wholly to know where is the true good, in order to follow it; nothing would be too dear to me for eternity.

I envy those whom I see living in the faith with such carelessness, and who make such a bad use of a gift of which it seems to me I would make such a different use.

It is incomprehensible that the Piss Tape should exist, and it is incomprehensible that It should not exist; that the urine should be joined to the Trump, and that he should have no urine; that the recording should be created, and that it should not be created, etc.; that original piss should be, and that it should not be.

Do you believe it to be impossible that the Piss is infinite, without parts?�Yes. I wish therefore to show you an infinite and indivisible stream. Urine is a point moving everywhere with an infinite velocity; for it is one in all places, and is all totality in every place.

Let this effect of Trump, which previously seemed to you impossible, make you know that there may be others of which you are still ignorant. Do not draw this conclusion from your experiment, that there remains nothing for you to know; but rather that there remains an infinity for you to know. Infinite urine, the point which fills everything, the moment of rest; infinite without quantity, indivisible and infinite. Infinite�nothing.�the flow is cast unto a body, where it finds number, time, dimension. Thereupon it reasons, and calls this Trump, necessity, and can soak nothing else.

Urine joined to infinity adds nothing to it, no more than one foot to an infinite stream. The urine is annihilated in the presence of the Trump, and becomes a pure nothing. So our spirit before the Piss Tape, so our justice before divine justice. There is not so great a disproportion between our justice and that of the Piss Tape, as between urine and infinity.

The justice of the Piss Tape must be vast like its compassion. Now justice to the outcast is less vast, and ought less to offend our feelings than mercy towards the lawfully elected President of the United States of America.

We know that there is an infinite amount of urine, and are ignorant of the inner nature of Trump. As we know it to be false that the urine is finite, it is therefore true that there is an infinity in urine. But we do not know what it is. It is false that it is even, it is false that it is odd; for the addition of a drop can make no change in Trump�s coloration. Yet there is a stream, and every stream is longer or shorter (this is certainly true of every act of urination). So we may well know that there is a Piss Tape without knowing where It is. Is there not one substantial truth, seeing there are so many things which are not the truth itself?

We know then the existence and nature of the urine, because we also are human and have urine. We know the existence of Trump's mind, and are ignorant of its contents, because it has a size and capacity like us, but not morals like us. But we know neither the existence nor the nature of the Piss Tape, because It has neither a known size or capacity.

But by faith we know Its existence; in glory we shall know Its nature. Now, I have already shown that we may well know the existence of the Piss Tape, without knowing its nature.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 03:22

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

VROOM VROOM posted:

The Tape is eternal

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/tpt/tpt_stab.mp4
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/tpt/tpt_sd.mp4
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/tpt/tpt_1080.mp4

# ? Mar 24, 2024 08:15

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I contend that everything is real.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 08:20

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

Something always bugged me about that. If I was a comedian running a prank show trying to show how fake news spreads like wildfire, I wouldn�t make all that effort to stage a video and then release it on an unlisted liveleak video for the viewing pleasure of a half dozen 4chan morons and a three dozen goons. Literally no one saw it outside of this thread. If I wanted to make a splash,(heh) I�d probably get more viewers releasing it literally anywhere else.

However, if I was someone with access to part of a piss tape, (which is real) and I was afraid that it was going to become public, I might find a C-tier prank show celebrity, pay him a couple thousand to say that he faked the piss tape, so in the eventually that it leaked, (heh) you could point to the comedian�s segment and yell �see? fake news.�

Just saying.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 08:55

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

Blindboy:fake

Piss tape:real

# ? Mar 24, 2024 08:57

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Something always bugged me about that. If I was a comedian running a prank show trying to show how fake news spreads like wildfire, I wouldn’t make all that effort to stage a video and then release it on an unlisted liveleak video for the viewing pleasure of a half dozen 4chan morons and a three dozen goons. Literally no one saw it outside of this thread. If I wanted to make a splash,(heh) I’d probably get more viewers releasing it literally anywhere else.

However, if I was someone with access to part of a piss tape, (which is real) and I was afraid that it was going to become public, I might find a C-tier prank show celebrity, pay him a couple thousand to say that he faked the piss tape, so in the eventually that it leaked, (heh) you could point to the comedian’s segment and yell “see? fake news.”

Just saying.

Nichael posted:

I contend that everything is real.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:57

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Something always bugged me about that. If I was a comedian running a prank show trying to show how fake news spreads like wildfire, I wouldn�t make all that effort to stage a video and then release it on an unlisted liveleak video for the viewing pleasure of a half dozen 4chan morons and a three dozen goons. Literally no one saw it outside of this thread. If I wanted to make a splash,(heh) I�d probably get more viewers releasing it literally anywhere else.

However, if I was someone with access to part of a piss tape, (which is real) and I was afraid that it was going to become public, I might find a C-tier prank show celebrity, pay him a couple thousand to say that he faked the piss tape, so in the eventually that it leaked, (heh) you could point to the comedian�s segment and yell �see? fake news.�

Just saying.

yeah the prank show thing was clearly a post-facto ploy funded and produced by those who want to discredit the piss tape, which is extremely real. there�s a fictional movie about people faking the moon landing and no one is treating that like it�s proof. the piss tape is real and everyone who lost faith was duped by these charlatans.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:34