Xbox: This is the Jan 6th of gaming.

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Finster Dexter posted:

Yeah I think it even beats Sony E3 2006

e: for funsies here's the sony e3 2006 conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtB4pbojEfk

e2: it's amazing how much the Kaz opener matches with Yusuf and crew for the 2013 xbone reveal. History repeated itself.

Lmao yes this is the ridge racer! one.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 19:57

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:35

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

What are you guys retarded

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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 14:12

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

ESO is about the most boring and easy game I have ever played. Which is a shame because it looks good and plays mechanically well.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 22:05

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

exquisite tea posted:

Fortunately if you DO care about backwards compatability, there is indeed a gaming platform out there with literal decades of titles to choose from, where the games you buy today will automatically look better 10 years from now without having to keep buying lazy remasters. Incredible, inspiring, amazing...

Yes but having to right click the nvidia icon and then left click "update now" is too much for some. They just wanna plop down and get to gaming right away!!!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 13:41

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Bestbox

# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 19:39

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I would be absolutely stunned if streaming boxes become a thing.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 21:30

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

*in 60 fps, very Rorschach voice* No compromise!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 13:36

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Don’t keep an Xbox in instant power mode. It’s a dumb feature. If you want to turn on the Xbox just press the button. There’s no good reason to keep it ‘in standby’ sucking up power for 16 hours a day.

When you got to slam in to your bonx asap w/ your Cheetos fingers and dewin the dew yeah it's GOTTA be on 16+ hours a day on standby and ready to game. Real gamerz only from now on after this post

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 21:36

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I for one, approve of Xbox ambassador's in house doxxing of hurthlings depression and subsequent documentation of his own descent into mental illness

Also IT HAS THE WRONG RAM lmbo

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 22:53

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fyi rapid fire burns on someone only works irl because on old fashioned message boards you look like a spaz.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 23:02

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lmao Xbox is going the way of cellphone providers circa 2006.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/08/report-xbox-all-access-to-offer-free-hardware-with-two-year-agreement/?amp=1

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 18:33

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lmao what happens when you break your xbonx or get a faulty one and still gotta pay the monthly bill.

"Sorry sir the sticker on the back is red which means water damage on your Xbonx. Do you have Xbonx insurance?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 20:47

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

"sorry sir you aren't on the xbonx awesome tier pro package for gamers you'll have to wait three months in order to get *new game 2* also your cloud storage service is full so we've been adding 9.99 per half a gig you've gone over."

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 20:50

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Looking forward to the first e/n thread about not being to make the monthly xbonx payments

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 16:25

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

TheScott2K posted:

Xbox One has the best games...NOT!

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Lmao all the horseshit Xbox care-troll-posting and Scott eats a probe for this. Lmao this is the greatest thread

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 17:49

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

No need to quote me anymore, I know a honey pot when I see one. Xbox is a great system, looking forward to MW2 again.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 17:53

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Anyone who is struggling and feels like they deserve good entertainment (because if you're poor you shouldn't have to miss out.) I encourage that you sign up for this excellent deal. It's only 2-years and it's cheaper than everything upfront. So sign up if you pass the credit check and enjoy, I say. Xbonx.

Ichabod Tane fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Aug 29, 2018

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 23:06

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

If you are in dire financial straits, but still want to enjoy a Microsoft Xbonx, well, now you have an option. I think that poor people ought to be able to play an Xbonx, don't you?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 03:19

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

So poor people can't enjoy video games. Gotcha.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 13:19

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

ethanol posted:

Halo owned

This unironically. The warthog controlled great too. Even if it's butt was swinging everywhere, the front went where you told it.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 15:26

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Real hurthling! posted:

Play dq instead imho

Pro-tier answer

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 14:26

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Barudak posted:

Dragon Quest games are absolute trash.

What the ..heck..??

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 14:42

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

The Xbox series x one x will run last gen games at 60 fps 720p NO PROBLEM

# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 21:29

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Stux posted:

another mad cos bad

I guess the isolation effects everyone differently look as stux has become a massive tool

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:35

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Stux posted:

its not a bug youre just supposed to be better at games t han you were when you played the game at age 10

I bet u wear fingerless gloves before get in a hard session of gaming

# ¿ May 15, 2020 01:55

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