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A sizeable group of people that want to watch me masturbate so bad that they would organize and stage a protest in front of my house. It is both an honor and a curse.
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Very tangentially related indeed but a current BBC headline runs 'Ten Ways Teresa May blew her majority'. Teresa May is the current UK dictator.
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it's important to remember that while we might not agree with these people, and even though by any reasonable standard they are wrong, if their right to petition a citizen to tiddle there wink is not protected, no speech is protected. |
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Twenty Four posted:A sizeable group of people that want to watch me masturbate so bad that they would organize and stage a protest in front of my house. It is both an honor and a curse. they always claim that it's not about wanting to watch, but the truth is you'll always need to "accidentally" leak a video or else there will always be conspiracy theorists claiming that there's no evidence ---------------- |
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"The referee's a wanker (we hope) The referee's a wanker (we hope)" |
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The Alt-Right gazes into your soul. They peer deep into the void and drag out the one basic truth you cannot deny. Tearfully, you begin to jack off as the crowd goes wild. You have been touched to the very core.
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Jun 15, 2017 16:00
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Not long after the Alt-Right groups demanded that we jack off a storm of counter protesters arrived. But both crowds, the alt left and alt right, they all chanted with a fiery passion. We had no choice but to constantly and frantically alternate between our left and right hands. This was the only way to appease both groups until the riot police could arrive.
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They have sticks. very turned on rn |
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Aug 18, 2017 05:42
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why take the red pill when i can take the blue pill and stay erect for longer?? |
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Aug 18, 2017 07:04
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*In 39 year old failson voice* Uh sorry, my mom said I can't jerk off or talk about how whites rule. BUT she didn't say nothin about THIS *sticks rear end out window* |
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Aug 18, 2017 07:23
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op, have you considered stimulating your prostate as a good faith gesture? sending blessing your way |
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Aug 18, 2017 09:24
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Hey hey, ho ho! Those tiki torches got to go! Hey hey, **unscrews fleshlight cap** ho ho, **unscrews lube lid and squirts a healthy dollop of lube into fleshlight** These tiki torches have to go! Hey hey **starts extinguishing tiki torches with lube-saturated fleshlight with a loud TSSSSSS!** Ho ho, these tiki torches have GOT to go! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 18, 2017 13:03
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"I will no longer stand around and be oppressed!" screeched a middle-aged white male before thrusting his junk into a tiki torch |
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Aug 18, 2017 13:52
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bad news everyone, the tension between the alt-right and the counter-protesters has risen after some radical antifascists knocked over a statue of a confederate general that I was jacking off to
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Aug 18, 2017 15:38
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Am I jacking it or am I shaking up a can of Silly String to launch in the masked faces of my enemies? Are you brave enough to stand around and find out?
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Aug 18, 2017 16:04
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*tears my nazi lover shirt off in front of reporter* NO! I am NOT actually a racist! I just came here to see a guy jack off!
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reporter: ...this protest led by the alt-right demonstrates a fairly recent addition to their agenda, many protestors equipped with what appears to be a modified version of the swastika. [cut to a minimalist flag design of four dudes jacking off] |
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this just in the state of New Hampshire has changed its motto in light of recent events: 'jack off or die'
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:this just in the state of New Hampshire has changed its motto in light of recent events: 'jack off or die' Bernie Sanders is protesting this new change, saying working class families shouldn't have to choose between jacking off and dying ---------------- |
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Aug 18, 2017 18:14
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I heard they've been introducing a cure for racists. .it's a little ditty called prostate massage with accompanied jack off |
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A dude mashes his scrotum between his wrists. "There's got to be a better way!" Smash cut to the Bad Dragon logo crimes |
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Aug 18, 2017 20:23
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On the one hand I'm excited and want to participate, on the other hand performance anxiety |
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Aug 18, 2017 20:41
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me: "jerks off whilst screaming tearfully into the evening sky* crowd: LONG LIVE GENERAL LEE!! ----- |
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Aug 18, 2017 21:19
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my grandpappy didn't fight and die in the civil war so that i would live in a land where people would NOT JERK OFF
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Aug 18, 2017 21:19
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When the alt right says they are the master race Jack off! Jack off! right in that alt right's face! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 18, 2017 21:45
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Aug 18, 2017 21:52
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we need to end this violence and bring the left and the right together, please! please! just use both hands to jack off!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 18, 2017 21:52
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crowd chants: blow your load or we blow out your brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hey hey 👏 👏 ho ho 👏 👏 dispense the ropes or you got to go hey hey 👏 👏 ho ho 👏 👏 dispense the ropes or you got to go hey hey 👏 👏 ho ho 👏 👏 dispense the ropes or you got to go |
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i stared them down from my window while slowly eating a bowl of cereal and they disbursed. they recognized me as theri own now a group of pourd boys is kneeling before doorstep. they say i amm their leader now. i told them i cant be the leader of their pride. this confused them so i explained what lions were. they were still confused so i closed the door and came to post this. ---------------- |
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cumshitter posted:i told them i cant be the leader of their pride. glory. ----- |
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