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  ____________________________  Money in the Bank June 18th THATS FATHERS DAY!!! WWE Championship Match Jinder Mahal w/ Singh Brothers vs. Randy Orton Money in the Bank Match Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kevin Owens vs. AJ Styles vs. Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Sami Zayn First Ever Women's Money in the Bank Match Tamina Snuka vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya vs. Becky Lynch vs. Carmella w/ James Ellsworth Smackdown Women's Title Match Naomi(c) vs. Lana WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match The Usos (c) vs. The New Day ____________________________  Great Balls of Fire(lol) on July 9th WWE Universal Championship Match Brock Lesnar(c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Samoa Joe ____________________________ Raw Results Raw opened with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar cutting a promo on Samoa Joe. Heyman calls Joe a fake Samoan unlike the rest of all the related Samoans in wrestling. He calls him a coward because unlike the other Samoans he'd be face to face with Brock and not a coward choking out an advocate. Heyman promises that Joe won't lock in the Kokina Clutch on Lesnar. Joe comes out and gets face to face with Brock and hits him with a headbutt. The two brawl until Kurt Angle sends out security. Security gets tossed and Joe and Brock keep brawling. The whole locker room empties out but Joe sneaks a super kick laying out Brock for a bit. Joe gets ushered up the stage while Brock tries to chase after. Elias "No Longer Drifting" Sampson is in the ring playing his guitar but Dean Ambrose comes out cutting him off because they have a match. Elias Sampson defeats Dean Ambrose because Ambrose was too distracted by Miz and Maryse interfering. Kurt Angle yells at Miz about messing with that match while Kurt was dealing with Joe and Brock. Miz tells him to worry about his own problems and Kurt is livid. Miz wants Kurt to do something about Ambrose and Kurt tells him to basically gently caress off and deal with it himself. Cedric Alexander gets a promo package. Cedric walks into the locker room where Noam Dar is face timing with Alicia Fox. Cedric says he's tried of this feud and tonight it ends. When Dar comes out for their match he's face timing with Alicia still and she's on the tron for some reason and the audio is playing over the sound system. They can't really start the match because of the face time. Cedric squashes Dar while Alicia is managing via facetime/over the sound system. There is a Roman Reigns promo packaged to make sure we remember he's cool. NEXT WEEK ROMAN RETURNS TO ANNOUNCE A SUMMERSLAM MATCH!!! Bray Wyatt cuts his normal promo stuff. Seth Rollins interrupts for his normal promo stuff and I've completely zoned out on it. Seth wants to fight Bray, but Bray teleports onto the tron and continues to talk. The Hardy Boyz are interviewed about their 2 out of 3 Falls title rematch tonight. Apollo Crews defeats Kalisto. Titus O'Neil bought Akira Tozawa a front row ticket in Titus' attempt to recruit him to the Titus Brand. After Apollo wins he pulls Tozawa out of the crowd and puts him in the ring to take a Titus Brand picture. Miz tries recruiting Heath Slater and Rhyno to help him beat up Dean Ambrose and join his entourage. Heath rather be Intercontinental champion. Rhyno is mad that Miz is ignoring him and challenges him to a tag match. Alexa Bliss is in the ring and then Nia Jax is in the ring. Then Mickie James and Dana Brooke are in the ring. Then Emma returns. Sasha is now in the ring. All the ladies fight. They probably do a Heel women vs face women 6 man tag match. Alexa abandon's the heels. Sasha, Mickie and Dana win vs Emma, Nia and Alexa when Emma taps out. There is a Finn Balor promo packaged to make sure we remember he's cool. Corey Graves has a sit down interview with Bayley about her being a huge loser and coward. Bayley awkwardly hugs Corey. Up next is Health Slater & Rhyno vs. The Miz and his mystery partner THE BEAR FROM THE SEGMENT LAST WEEK. The Bear rides a trike down the ring and almost eats poo poo. The bear scratches himself on the ring post before the match starts. Slater and Rhyno defeat Miz & the Bear During the match the bear tagged in did a bear hug and tagged out. Miz was pissed and attacked the bear. It was the same guy from last night and not Ambrose. Miz gets back in the ring and is arguing with Maryse for some reason. The bear is back in the ring and hits Dirty Deeds on Slater. Miz turns around and Ambrose takes the bear head off. Ambrose goes to attack Miz and Miz bump Maryse off the apron and she walks to the back all mad and hurt. Miz turns around to a Dirty Deeds and then Ambrose puts Slater on top of Miz. There is a long Hardyz vs. Cesaro & Sheamus promo package. Neville jumps Rich Swann before their match and it never starts. Neville says he's beaten everyone and no one can dethrone the king. He says Tozawa apparently thinks he's next after a tweet from Titus O'Neil but he's not on the Neville Level. Cesaro & Sheamus were interviewed about their match. They said they were going to retire Matt and Jeff tonight. Big Cass was attacked again backstage before a match between Gallows & Anderson. Revival were literally walking behind where Cass was laying. Cass demands to stay in the match against Gallows and Anderson even though he's too beaten up to wrestle. Anderson & Gallows easily beat Enzo & Cass. They then continue to beat them up until Big Show makes the save. Cass isn't happy about Show trying to help and I'm not happy about this Raw dragging hard since Brock and Joe fought. Speaking of the fight, Joe is interviewed about his clash with Brock and if it changed anything. Joe says they are falling into his trap. Last week they showed that Brock didn't sweat Joe by sending out only Heyman, so Joe inflicted the same harm he will do to Brock on his messenger. Tonight Brock came out to open the show and claim the ring as his home, so Joe walked into his home and disrespected Brock to his face. Joe promises to do the same thing and Great Balls of Fire, lol, and to also make Brock go to sleep in the Kokina Clutch. In a Pizza Hut ad for their cheesy bite pizza Noam Dar was gonna gently caress that pizza until Gallows and Anderson walked in and pizza-cucked him. Sheamus & Cesaro and the Hardy Boyz draw 2 to 2 in a 2 out of 3 falls match where both were counted out in the last fall to end Raw. Who cares. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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Shane vs. Rusev bayyybyyyy
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didn't like people instantly dismiss that poo poo because it came from the Sun and Dailymail in the UK which are full of poo poo rag sheets that didn't even double check if the photo of Bray's "wife" was his sister?
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