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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


i don't know if there's ever been a more pathetic wrestling character than bayley

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

Last week two posters mentioned Eugene comparisons

While part of the regular active roster, Eugene's longest period between clean televised singles wins was around 4 months

Bayley's on month 5 as of today (happy anniversary :toot:) and counting

I hate to say "Wins and losses don't matter", but I wasn't referring to that.

Bayley, as a character who has dreamt of being a professional wrestler forever, dislikes bruising her opponent.

She is a professional wrestler who hates participating in in-ring action and trying to win.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


cheese sandwich posted:

And could only win the championship when her friend cheated for her

She only wants the title so she can pretend to be a hero and icon like Wonder Woman, but does not want to do anything to actually earn said status like participating in a wrestling contest.

Are we sure Bayley isn't actually a heel?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Bayley is, hilariously, what Bayley fans always wanted babyface Cena to be.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


dromal phrenia posted:

Lana was supposedly really really awful before, right? I wonder if this is a miraculous transformation, because otherwise I'm not sure why she was catapulted straight into title contendership.

I think that finisher would be better without the wristlock but that might just be because I'm a sucker for snappy spinebusters.

What better way to punish Emma for hating the gimmick than to make Emma a jobber and give the gimmick and a monster push to someone else?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


NXT also considered Enzo a passable wrestler so the answer is that NXT just has significantly lower standards because it is a minor program to kill time instead of a show that people treat like it matters like Raw.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


i, for one, cannot wait to see more indy geeks get beaten by a steroid-fueled bad wrestler.

i'm of course referring to brock lesnar.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That DICK! posted:

i'm a big fan of the GDTs that are just me and two other guys saying "fart. kill my rear end. clown farts." over and over again for 7 pages

you will loving love the slammiversary thread then if you're willing to join me

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