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Something I don't understand is the mystique that surrounds bikers and motorcycle "gangs" (pffft  ).I went a small road trip today and saw a lot of these biker gangs driving around and thought, if I swerved toward their lane that'd be the end of them. If anything, someone in a windowless van (not that I drive such a vehicle), has more power on the road than people on motorcycles. If anything, seniors driving RV's may be the most hardcore motherfuckers of all when it comes to the road; they have compromised cognitive functions, their vehicle is exponentially heavier than the average bike, and since they're old they really don't fear legal repercussions (so I've heard).
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One time I watched a movie in the expensive private catholic school and it showed some tough bikers at a bar scowling a the camera. Then they turned around and had "bikers for Christ" on the back of their vests and that was the last of them in the movie. Obviously it was scripted but my teacher never stopped praising it 
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Jun 18, 2017 00:40
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people that drive harleys are driving a $25000 toy on the weekends and most gang people have bad credit something aint adding up
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Jun 18, 2017 00:41
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crusiers are gay as all hell there is nothing manly about cosplaying as rob halford and wearing black leather and studs and having tassels on your handlebars. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 18, 2017 00:45
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:Something I don't understand is the mystique that surrounds bikers and motorcycle "gangs" (pffft They used to fight the mob for drug control. Actual wars in the west. Also "Hell's Angels" by Hunter S. Thompson is a pretty good book
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Jun 18, 2017 00:46
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 When it comes to the road I'd be most afraid of this loving guy. He's one stroke, heart attack, moment of dementia away from killing multiple people. Bikers??? Not an eye roll smilie large enough to express how I view their tough guy reps.
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Jun 18, 2017 00:46
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:
there's a company we work with that is a tank line for one of our products that is hazmat (flammable) one of the drivers has had three strokes in the past year and can't talk or really walk anymore but for some reason the cdl people keep passing him.
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Jun 18, 2017 00:48
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lol I drive a kenworth T909 pulling B double tippers I'm a bad motherfucker also im old and have chest pains lately
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Jun 18, 2017 00:53
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I love seeing huge fat guys all decked out in leather on Harley's driving around on a toy that's worth more than the entire sum of my earthly possessions especially when they look all smug and think it's "tough".
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Jun 18, 2017 00:55
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guys who ride harleys, much like guys who drive oversized trucks or old muscle cars, have tiny cocks and they hope that they can make up for them with BIG THING MAN LIKE! (most of them are also at least a little gay)
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Jun 18, 2017 00:57
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My mom and stepdad are "bikers" in a Christian motorcycle club. They mostly just meet up at restaurants on weekends and once in while set up a charity event. You don't want to mess with them.
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Jun 18, 2017 01:00
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ProfessorMurder posted:My mom and stepdad are "bikers" in a Christian motorcycle club. They mostly just meet up at restaurants on weekends and once in while set up a charity event. You don't want to mess with them. that is probably the most violent biker club you could meet in 2017
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Jun 18, 2017 01:30
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Fat Jesus posted:also im old and have chest pains lately 
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Jun 18, 2017 01:32
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Only acceptable answer for this, click for big.
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Jun 18, 2017 01:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRHcQlouzAQ
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Jun 18, 2017 01:33
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:people that drive harleys are driving a $25000 toy on the weekends and most gang people have bad credit That's because their "gang" is the American Dental Association.
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Jun 18, 2017 02:28
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berth ell pup posted:guys who ride harleys, much like guys who drive oversized trucks or old muscle cars, have tiny cocks and they hope that they can make up for them with BIG THING MAN LIKE! Lime Tonics posted:Only acceptable answer for this,
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Jun 18, 2017 02:31
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I like muscle cars and have a normal (4.4") wang. Thank you for listening. I can't stand Harleys or tassels or any of that scowling leather chaps village people stuff, but Buells own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeKRKXfkVT0 
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Jun 18, 2017 02:42
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berth ell pup posted:
you shut your goddamn mouth
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Jun 18, 2017 04:24
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Care Bear Stairs posted:you shut your goddamn mouth That guy wishes he was 1/10th the man Rob Halford was
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Jun 18, 2017 04:27
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berth ell pup posted:guys who ride harleys, much like guys who drive oversized trucks or old muscle cars, have tiny cocks and they hope that they can make up for them with BIG THING MAN LIKE! These guys need to accept the reality of the situation. I too have a micro dick but drive around a Mazda 3; I got it because it's cheap and reliable.
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Jun 18, 2017 04:51
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Corny Cornflake posted:That's because their "gang" is the American Dental Association. Sounds pretty scary to me. They aee experts at inflicting pain and forcing people to pay up. And they make bank off of selling drugs tkk
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Jun 18, 2017 04:59
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What's the GBS hot take on mopeds?
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Jun 18, 2017 05:16
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Motorcycles for people that want to feel the air on their vagina.
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Jun 18, 2017 05:22
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:These guys need to accept the reality of the situation. I too have a micro dick but drive around a Mazda 3; I got it because it's cheap and reliable. i have a quite large peen but i drive either my 19 year old Accord or my 27 year old Volvo I have nothing to prove car-wise.
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Jun 18, 2017 05:25
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Dreddout posted:What's the GBS hot take on mopeds? Good mpg, good for the environment (?), mark down Wocket as for them!
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Jun 18, 2017 05:25
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this me irl:
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Jun 18, 2017 06:11
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this owns bigly
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Jun 18, 2017 06:14
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You got silent majoritied 
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Jun 18, 2017 06:26
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...and the pitch! posted:That guy wishes he was 1/10th the man Rob Halford was Don't do this to me. I can handle losing boring tv and movie celebs but Rob Halford fronts Judas Rocking Priest, goddamnit. IS, not was.
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Jun 18, 2017 06:36
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Jun 18, 2017 16:41
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Bikers used to be hardcore back in the 40's and 50's when anyone could buy an Army surplus Harley-Davidson for $60 and mod the hell out of it for super-cheap. Tough dudes who were genuine rebels and didn't fit in anywhere would buy them and get together in gangs and do badass poo poo all of the time. These days a new Harley with all of the dumb chrome and *chop* *chop* *chop* engine and all that other poo poo is ~$50k, so it's the exclusive province of middle-management, middle-aged biker dads. They are significantly less badass.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:53
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hell, 
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Jun 18, 2017 17:00
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I hate harleys "Hehe my retarded bike is noisy by design"
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Jun 18, 2017 17:02
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frogge posted:Don't do this to me. I can handle losing boring tv and movie celebs but Rob Halford fronts Judas Rocking Priest, goddamnit. IS, not was. This is great news. I honestly thought he was dead.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:20
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EorayMel posted:One time I watched a movie in the expensive private catholic school and it showed some tough bikers at a bar scowling a the camera. this is some actual group ive been to a church with several people there wearing leather jackets and bandanas along with the regular pleated dockers white folks
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Jun 18, 2017 18:42
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we still have scary leather & brass knuckles biker dudes in my neighborhood (i live in brooklyn) they could have been teleported straight out of the 1960s mostly they just hang around looking tough and making tons of irritating noise but sometimes they'll call you PUSSY and try to get you to fight them.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:45
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Zeroisanumber posted:Bikers used to be hardcore back in the 40's and 50's when anyone could buy an Army surplus Harley-Davidson for $60 and mod the hell out of it for super-cheap. Tough dudes who were genuine rebels and didn't fit in anywhere would buy them and get together in gangs and do badass poo poo all of the time. These days a new Harley with all of the dumb chrome and *chop* *chop* *chop* engine and all that other poo poo is ~$50k, so it's the exclusive province of middle-management, middle-aged biker dads. They are significantly less badass. Closest to badass now is to just buy an old crashed R1 or something insane and rip off all the smashed plastic. Buell was the only cool thing Harley did in 50 years and they canned it. Hardcore Harley fans / any biker super invested in the badass delusion of it all are super funny to me, because they are just 100% camp. It's like watching the village people. Fast bikes for me are just an adrenalin tap. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 04:08
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biker not so tough since being molested
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berth ell pup posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Chopper daddy spotted
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