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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Both Rashida and Jenna are just regular lookin normal girls. Rashida reminds me of my wife when she was less fat

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Literally none of you have attractive GF's

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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At least they're not fat

I had sex with a fat girl once, she was america-level fat and not very attractive but I wanted to cum

Thing is, we could basically only do missionary because her hams were too fat. My dick just barely reached her pussy in doggystyle

All in all a pretty regrettable night

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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bitmap posted:

yes internet men let us now discuss why an actress does not appeal to us sexually. to introduce my position I would like to state that jenna fischer is a loving SWAMP HAG and

would it be okay if we did it to male actors though?

Cuz I'd bang the guy who plays Thor but I'm ambivalent about Tony Stark, as he is a manlet and getting old

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Stop prying into my private life, CREEPO

Anyway as I was saying I'd like it if Thor ate my rear end in a top hat

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