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WHO WILL LEAVE LOWELL CHAMPION
Christopher Daniels
Jay Lethal
Jay Brisco
CODY
Ultimo Guerrero
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Oh hey they have a PPV this week

drat right we do! And we don't even have a Jay Lethal vs Jay Briscoe match this year!




Hello and welcome to yet another ROH PPV, this time emanating from beautiful and totally safe Lowell Memorial Auditorium a city that totally didn't shut down the blocks where I live because a dude shot his ex in the head and killed himself in some old lady's car trunk and she found him the next day when she drove over to her doctor. Just park next door or in the John Street garage. Or else you might be like Shawn Michaels and lose your smile somewhere down the road.



I'm sure you might be thinking "where does ROH go after Daniels beat Lethal and Cody clean in a triple threat" and just like "Where does ROH go after Lethal beat O'Reilly and Cole clean in a triple threat" that answer is Cody winning the title and then probably dropping it to Jay months down the line at Final Battle. But hey, small details!

Currently we have 8 matches announced for this card:

UNDERCARD:

TEAM JOBBER VS TEAM JOBBER - LOSER MUST DISBAND The Rebellion vs Search & Destroy - Kenny King, Rhett Titus, Caprice Coleman, and ex-PBK Shane Taylor take on the Motor City Machine Guns along with Jay White and Jonathan Gresham. One of these teams will be no more after this show! Will anyone really care? Will Kenny King win "The Bachlorette?" THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU

SILAS YOUNG VS JAY LETHAL - Just think, for the last 2 years, Jay headlined this show and is now facing Silas in a feud.

NOT A YAPAPI STRAP MATCH - HANGMAN PAGE vs. “HEAVY METAL REBEL” FRANKIE KAZARIAN - Last year at this very venue, Adam Page almost killed himself doing a shooting star knee block. Expect the trend to continue.

THE KINGDOM (MATT TAVEN & VINNY MARSEGLIA) vs. CMLL’S ULTIMO GUERRERO & EL TERRIBLE - Last year the Kingdom reformed the night after All-Star Extravaganza and took their first step into capturing that ever-vaunted title the ROH 6 Man Tag championship. Since then the tall guy did a moonsault and destroyed his ankle leaving the demented pony guy and INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR MATT TAVEN. ROH has capitalized on this by bringing in Ultimo Guerrero, easilly if not the best, one of the best rudos in the world, so expect horse guy to get caught a lot. Too bad he wasn't around for that moonsault.

TITLE MATCHES


ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS:
ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS BULLY RAY & THE BRISCOES vs. DALTON CASTLE & THE BOYS

Will ROH actually give Dalton a title!? Does anyone actually care about this title!?

ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE YOUNG BUCKS (MATT & NICK JACKSON) vs. WAR MACHINE (HANSON & RAY ROWE)

not gonna lie, this is probably going to own

ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION KUSHIDA vs. “THE VILLAIN” MARTY SCURLL

KungFu Grip posted:

i forgot Kushida had the TV Title and i just watched Dominion

MAIN EVENT
ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
- Christopher Daniels vs "AMERICAN DREAM 2000" CODY

Eh gently caress it they changed the NXT Title in Lowell last year and that wasn't even on PPV



I will be in attendance live tomorrow night and at the TV Tapings on Saturday, so please post more than like 1 page this time. At least watch Bucks/War Machine.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
whoops show's tomorrow night

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lets go Daniels!

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


drat, if I wasn't already traveling I would have gone to this.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Stoked for the tag and TV title matches, nothing else on the card seems to be a must watch. It's kind of a bummer because I love the Briscoes and Dalton Castle but I couldn't give a poo poo about the trios titles

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Starting in about an hour!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Dark match 1: Flip Gordon and 2 dudes beat Cheeseburger and the Tempura Boyz after Cheeseburger got distracted by Will Ferrara who came on stage and never made it within 25 feet of the rin.

Dark match 2?? Cheeseburger called out Will the Belk rang and then Will ran through the crowd and got stopped by a Bully Ray impersonator in the crowd and I guess it was a no contest


Now there's a WOH match and I will give give it give it as give it as much giveitasmuchattention as ROH DOES.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I think Mandy just dumped someone on their head hard

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Kingdom has officially devolved into horrible nerd LARP cosplay

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I just got home what have I missed?

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lol end his career with the thumb tack strap!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Suplex Liberace posted:

I just got home what have I missed?

ultimo gro beat matt taven with a small package in a surprisingly heated match

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

ultimo gro beat matt taven with a small package in a surprisingly heated match

Pops so fat

U Guerrero
Cody (video package)
A dude in the front row waving a hobby horse







Everyone else in ROH

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
So far*



Also todd sinclair called for a submission when there was a rope break so good job loving that Up ROH

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Shane looking trim and hella thick

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

page/kaz was badass

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Holy lol triple northern lights

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Landed face first on that dudes knee

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Did th e forums eat a post

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
HHhahhaha ROH doesn't know what a rope brake or dq is lol

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Will someone please save Jay

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Haha this promo rules

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Bruiser needs an all expense paid trip to the Beerworks 5 blocks away lol


I'm gonna assume that ROH turned it no DQ without telling anyone lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Everyone is chanting You Deserve It for a match where they were outclassed at every turn lol

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lol what a match

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
is marty scurll also doing the dalton castle gimmick

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I've been inform that they are stopping alcohol sales in 10 minutes here's your scoops for the night

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


exploded mummy posted:

I've been inform that they are stopping alcohol sales in 10 minutes here's your scoops for the night

Welp, guess Cody's winning

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



It's chuck!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

This is really weird seeing Chuck in ROH I feel like I'm watching PWG

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Seven loving stars

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
YOU HEAR ME MELTZER SEVEN STARS

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

That finish was very meh, guess I'm not watching a PWG Match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Welp, guess Cody's winning

this was clear when he wasn't announced for the G1

also lol at the idea this crowd wont love cody winning the title

oatgan fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 24, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

this was clear when he wasn't announced for the G1

also lol at the idea this crowd wont love cody winning the title

Cody is literally the most over guy on this show live

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Nasty cut, Cody's gonna need stitches

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


oatgan posted:

this was clear when he wasn't announced for the G1

Wasn't he already announced booked for a show weeks ago that would have made him unavailable for a G1 date

I could have sworn I saw that in the indy thread

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Daniels :(

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
How much of Cody post match promo made it on air


did he get the gently caress THE REVIVAL on air

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I don't think any of it made the air

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