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alnilam




oka ythere's this old twitter account that i really like but they haven't posted in 2 years
https://twitter.com/voidsexts
a few randmo examples:
sext: i sit facing u on the office chair, legs wrapped around u, shuddering softly as we roll down the increasingly sloping hallway
sext: i pull u onto me as the bed rolls toward the door & bumps against the doorframe. haha dont worry its too wide to get out
sext: u roll off me and lie flat on the trains roof. tunnel ahead
sext: u spell letters on me with ur tongue. as u get more insistent i realize the letters are h-e-l-p-m-e

feel free to read more

anyway my trhread idea is let's write some sexts from the void, sorry for all the fanfare normally i'd but i have to give credit where credit is due

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alnilam




u feel eight cold hands slowly envelop u as our minds become one

HaveARottenDay


i'm laying bare. i spread my legs to reveal an unfathomable darkness, infinite in it's reach. it calls ur name ; )

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
I slowly start to remove your clothes. First your coat, then your sweater, then your pants. Moving faster, I slide off another coat and like two more pairs of pants and half a dozen shirts. Foreplay can be tedious when you are dating a prop comedian.


Sig by Manifisto <3

alnilam




i slowly remove layer after layer of clothes until there is nothing left

MY INEVITABLE DEBT

just one more spin
"i just want to cum" said the astronaut.
"so cum" said ground control.
‘‘so cum’’ said the voice from the stars.

little munchkin


my dick is so cold and grey rn

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little munchkin


can't stop thinking about last night, it keeps playing in my head faster and faster and my body is slowly melting as the speed approaches infinity

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Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

croatoan

FutonForensic


MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

"i just want to cum" said the astronaut.
"so cum" said ground control.
‘‘so cum’’ said the voice from the stars.

City of Glompton

i want 2 feel ur hands wrap around and around and around my waist as you pull urself thru me


thank you Manifisto!

City of Glompton

laying next 2 u in bed n I hear u saucily calling my name from the living room. don't worry im already there


thank you Manifisto!

City of Glompton

imaging us watching the stars on a warm summer night...i tell you 2 make love 2 me. all the crickets stop chirping


thank you Manifisto!

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
"Tell me what you are wearing" I ask, despite already being able to make out what you are wearing through your window with my telescope.


Sig by Manifisto <3

alnilam




can we do spider position this time? i ask u as i look at the ceiling for strong joists

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
Is it really an orgy if it is just me, you, and a bunch of succubi and incubi, since they are just demons, and aren't really people?

Also is that cheating?


Sig by Manifisto <3

alnilam




I roll my eyes as you bring the lead singer from incubus into the room in chains. That's not what i meant.

Putty

wanna practice some fuckromancy? i got the candles and lambs blood ready bby



jjoin my discordd

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
Hey baby, I want to make all your dreams come true! Especially the nightmares. Especially the nightmares!


Sig by Manifisto <3

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
It's. so. big!!!.... the Universe I mean. Like whoa... seriously wow.
Anyway here's a dickpic, wanna go at it?

nobodygetshurt


I pull a ball back and let it go, and become hypnotized as it hits the other one creating a Perpetual Motion Newton's Balls™. I then attach a couple electrodes to my scrote to harness the kinetic energy from my swingers and create the sexiest renewable energy source. I then look up and whisper "Didn't expect that, did you Newton?"

nobodygetshurt


Yes YES! Give me the Vulcan Death Grip™ just like that! With my last breath, I lick the palm of your hand...

nobodygetshurt


OH... OOOHHH you're soo close to my Heart Chakra™!
mmmmmmmmOH!
Don't touch my Root Chakra™, it's so dirty!

nobodygetshurt


One word baby... or rather, one onomatopoeia:

SNIKT™

City of Glompton

thinking about u gets me so hot i took off my panties, and my skin


thank you Manifisto!

LawfulWaffle

Don't even speak to all those sequencer and beats boys
When they kiss they spit white noise

I request more research on the spacial alterations that happen to my probe as it approaches your black hole.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


an endless gaping rear end in a top hat—i walk inside

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

an endless gaping rear end in a top hat—i walk inside

"The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of stars!”

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

As I gaze into the void and see it staring back at me I find myself mouthing the words m e a t g a z e r

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Him: u up?

Me: *a softly whistling wind blows over a deep ominous rumble*

I Dunno


"hey bby u come here often?"

You hear this despite being alone. You feel more paranoid than ever.

Robot Made of Meat


Barking Gecko posted:

"The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of stars!”

And it has a . . . wedding ring?


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

alnilam




Robot Made of Meat posted:

And it has a . . . wedding ring?

MY INEVITABLE DEBT

just one more spin
the global consciousness: come over

me: i havent transcended

the global consciousness: the ancient ones arent home

me:

alnilam




MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

the global consciousness: come over

me: i havent transcended

the global consciousness: the ancient ones arent home

me:

cda


netflix and the chill starless eternity of the void?

Hey Whose Mule

by FactsAreUseless

*text from void* blackhole son.

hamjobs

space queen

bae: u up?
me: ya, wuwu?
bae: just chilling. parents away, come over?
me: it's kinda late.
bae: i'm rapidly expanding and absorbing all light in the universe.
me: omw.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT

just one more spin
her: is it in yet?

me: *losing my erection to the heat death of the universe* this never happens

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hamjobs

space queen

me: ayyy gurl
you: *curling around and through yourself like an incorporeal, plasmodic model of a klein bottle*
me: fuckable

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