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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
It was on SA maybe like 8 years ago someone posted a photo of some nasty moobs. Someone quoted it and thanked him for ruining boobs forever. I made the connection, and it stuck ever since.

It hasn't completely ruined them, but whenever I see them I think about how different they really are than some chubby guy's extra fat. I'm thinking of paying a professional hypnotist to erase in my mind what is ruining them.

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah that's why I'm more of a hole man

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I'd like to ruin your holes, bby

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That reminds me, whatever happened to sa poster MOOBS? I miss that guys posts

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

maybe you should go to therapy to get over your sexual dysfunction caused by seeing man boobs on the internet? that might help

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
once i see a guy with a pair of really nice tits that might happen to me

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
rear end is all around better anyway you should fixate on it instead of tits.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nathilus posted:

rear end is all around better anyway you should fixate on it instead of tits.
For this guy that's just opening himself up to a stupid sexy flanders type situation.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Boobs are one of those things that get a little weird and gross if you think to much about whats goin on there. Whereas rear end only gets more and more fascinating the deeper you think on its whole deal.

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
So where's the photo?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Nathilus posted:

Boobs are one of those things that get a little weird and gross if you think to much about whats goin on there. Whereas rear end only gets more and more fascinating the deeper you think on its whole deal.

Really? Boobs always seem clean and safe to me. rear end you have to be a bit cautious of.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

DEM TITTTTTTAAAAAAAAAYS :skullmund:

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
man boobs look gross, but a perky pair doesn't look anything like moobs.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nathilus posted:

Boobs are one of those things that get a little weird and gross if you think to much about whats goin on there. Whereas rear end only gets more and more fascinating the deeper you think on its whole deal.

The deeper you get into an rear end the shittier it becomes though.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The thing with boobs and rear end though. A woman can keep her rear end looking good for many years, but with boobs, you only have a few truly good years with em before they start going crazy.

naem
May 29, 2011

More than a handful you're asking for trouble

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Nathilus posted:

Boobs are one of those things that get a little weird and gross if you think to much about whats goin on there.

On all other animals the tits are down around the stomach area. So for humans to get them on our chests, they would have had to slowly work their way north.

So by that logic in a million years we will have tits on the top of our heads.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Vakal posted:

On all other animals the tits are down around the stomach area. So for humans to get them on our chests, they would have had to slowly work their way north.

By that logic in a million years we will have tits on the top of our heads.

I think you've already evolved then.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I called you a boob face.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE


I don't know what to make of this.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Svdl posted:

So where's the photo?

Bad Titty Puker posted:

man boobs look gross, but a perky pair doesn't look anything like moobs.

The thing that was so bad about these moobs is that it tricked me. It was something where you thought it could be a woman at first then you find out it's a dude.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

FatCow posted:



I don't know what to make of this.

Yeah that's pretty bad. Ugh.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

FatCow posted:



I don't know what to make of this.

Oh. Dude

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


FatCow posted:



I don't know what to make of this.

This is someone's dad.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is someone's dad.

It could also be OP's av

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

You seem pretty sexist, shemale toting penises haven't ruined cocks for me in the slightest

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is someone's dad.

Maybe he fed his kids with his teats. It has happened to men under stress. Nature finds a way.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Humans are disgusting

*dips ever reddening hand deeper into bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos without a hint of irony*

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Also a titty gently caress is a titty gently caress. Whats wrong with you OP? You gotta have imagination

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

FatCow posted:



I don't know what to make of this.

I made a load into some kleenex, maybe try that

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

naem posted:

More than a handful you're asking for trouble
youre gonna sprain your thumb

UncleMoeLester
Oct 25, 2016

Midget Fiddler
Lipstick Apathy

a hole-y ghost posted:

That reminds me, whatever happened to sa poster MOOBS? I miss that guys posts


Small breasts > huge breasts

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

That reminds me, whatever happened to sa poster MOOBS? I miss that guys posts


His avs became so grotesque he triggered a mod into banning him.

I think.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

dr.acula posted:

You seem pretty sexist, shemale toting penises haven't ruined cocks for me in the slightest

if anything they've made me more into cock than i was before

goddamn that poo poo is hot (if done right as in all things.)

inkajoo
Oct 4, 2015

nyes
I finally understand what the big fear really is with homophobes

Turns out maybe you can't catch the gay, but if you're really unlucky you can lose the straight

Thanks human genome for being 99% identical between men and women

naem
May 29, 2011

Doing push-ups right now to keep em firm

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
The Rock had to have moob reduction surgery.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

FatCow posted:



I don't know what to make of this.

Dude has obviously lost a serious amount of weight, and now has lots of loose skin. Losing major poundage isn't easy, so I gotta salute him.

Maybe he can get skin surgery like the folks on "My 600-pound Life."

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Soggy-titted someone with a beer.
GREAT.

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I like boobs but not that much? Like when i have sex I only really fondle the boobs because I imagine that is what she wants. I'll give them a lick or two to make sure she feels comfortable and knows I think her tits are TOP NOTCH

But really, I don't care at all

I'm all about the vageen and butte

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