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How hot is it now?
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As Balls 49 36.03%
As Hell 22 16.18%
As poo poo 10 7.35%
It's just the humidity, dumbass. 55 40.44%
Total: 136 votes
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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This will be 7, and I will not feel sad about that because you people are (mostly) sane and reasonable fans.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

sports forum on GAMEFAQS
:stonk:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Pops Mgee posted:

All y'all complaining about the heat, do you not have A/C?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

I have A/C, but it's a pain in the rear end uninstall and take with me when I unfortunately have to go outside.

Heavy fucker too.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Perfectly Spherical Breasts or GTFO :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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hosed the poo poo out of bears too.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Slightly better version:

https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/881942244097380360

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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exploded mummy posted:

DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

Maybe he should take a few pointers from Bills fans on how to break a folding table.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The numbers only go back to '02 though...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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MalarkeyToboggan posted:

If you're owner is so stupid that he's willing to pay you 25+ million a year just to spite a former offensive coordinator, you take the money and say thank you.

If Cousins really wanted to do us all a favor he'd take the money and pull a Haynesworth.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

the packers intercepted it.

:agreed:

Kalli posted:

That Ravens - Patriots game was the angriest I ever got at football.

A game so badly officiated the head coach grabbed an official and wasn't punished for it.

Somehow worse then the other replacement game where the refs spotted the ball on the wrong 40.

Or the 4 time out game.

Man those refs sucked.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So, uh, Jon Bois did a spiritual follow up to the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles:
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/882763911510052864
Sadly only the first two parts are up now. Guess we'll have to patient then, huh Derek?



You said it

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jul 6, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Eh, the one I saw with "All Star" was funnier.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Is the pats not making the playoffs an option?

:sigh:

What evilweasel said...unless a meteor gets involved.

Go meteor.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So who wants to read an article on an ex-football player and feel really lovely afterwards?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh god, this is sooooooooo much better with audio:

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/883070419942727682

Top comment from Deadspin:

quote:

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 7, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Flikken posted:

I'm going to take a stab at it without looking it up.


Belicheck, Lewis, McCarthy, Tomlin, Harbaugh, Carroll, Reid, and Garrett?

Almost

Belichick, Lewis, McCarthy, Payton, Tomlin, Harbaugh, Carroll, Garrett; Carroll and Garrett were both '10 hires

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

you might actually make the traffic situation better, though

alternatively, you remember how obnoxious "Boston Strong" was, correct? Why reprise that?

whypick1 posted:

Go meteor.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Shangri-Law School posted:

This made me curious. Turns out the largest nuke in the U.S. arsenal isn't strong enough to destroy the Pats, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins all at once.



We'd have to rely on the Chinese or Russians.

Russians wouldn't do it, that's Putin's only source of Super Bowl rings.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a patagonian cavy posted:

the problem with this is that the best team in the lower league will then start the NFL season and play a 26 game season or something, thus being immediately relegated due to exhaustion

Just have the lower league be called "Ohio" and you don't even need relegation

Bring back the Canton Bulldogs and have OSU be the 4th team in the division. Boom, done.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm amazed I haven't gotten a copyright notice for that in the past 4 years.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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N: https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/885183928918790150

V: :geno:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

Never celebrate Floyd winning anything

What if he wins a lengthy prison sentence?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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wandler20 posted:

You know what else is bad? Foxsports.com

Seriously, take a second and go over there.

Why don't I just cut out the middleman and give myself ebola instead?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I know, right?

Everyone knows the Marshfield Clinic are full of incompetent hacks :v:

(I'll also have whatever that author is smoking)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Since we seem to be on a kick about arguing the greatness of QBs, this is wildly appropriate (Skip Bayless warning):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WmMj4lfpdc

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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whypick1 posted:

Since we seem to be on a kick about arguing the greatness of QBs, this is wildly appropriate (Skip Bayless warning):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WmMj4lfpdc

:cmon:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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tarbrush posted:

Jeff Fisher is way below that line.

I was just going to throw out a name of someone who has a .500 career winning percentage only to find out Jeff Fisher is above that line (.512) and now I have to question everything in life.

Amy Pole Her posted:

That's actually a great question. It seems to come up regularly as far as attacking coaches (Lewis, Fisher, etc)

I'd have to say the "for sure are better for their team" list is..

Belichick
Carrol
Tomlin
Reid
Harbaugh
Quinn (but that play calling)

Then after that I kinda struggle. Is it possible there are 20+ warm bodies at coach?

Arians, no?
Maybe Payton?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jul 14, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Is it just me or are there a lot more people getting susp- :commissar:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm super annoyed at how the audio doesn't match up with the video most of the time.

Also lol at #5 where Peete signals TD while Barry is still in the backfield.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Metapod posted:

Its LenDale White you dumbfucks

Best RB in a drinking contest? Absolutely.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Guess I know what I'm doing for the next two hours.

e: Oh god, Pickles is the QB on Team Owens. I'm in for a treat :allears:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Shangri-Law School posted:

MMQB did that all-time draft we've sometimes tried around here, but they actually finished theirs. Snake draft for players, then reverse-order draft for coaches. Joel Bussert got LT, Bruce Smith and Warren Sapp, somehow.

I can't tell which offense is better:

John Turney's

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Marshall Faulk
RB - John Henry Johnson
WR - Jerry Rice
WR - Marvin Harrison
TE - Tony Gonzalez
T - Anthony Munoz
G - Steve Hutchinson
C - Dwight Stephenson
G - Larry Allen
T - Mike Kenn

or Bob McGinn's

QB - Dan Marino
RB - Marcus Allen
RB - Cookie Gilchrist
WR - Megatron
WR - Julio
TE - Gronk
T - Walter Jones
G - Walt Kiesling
C - Mike Webster
G - Zack Martin
T - Orlando Pace

Turney got Bill Belichick, but he screwed up in also drafting Ed Reed, so Bill would probably have a fatal orgasm after their first practice.

Turney

And if I was a QB going up against Bussert's team I'd fake my own death to get out of playing.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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iospace posted:

And then I found out Reggie was really hardcore into god later on (in the bad way).

His nickname "The Minister of Defense" wasn't hint enough for you?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I thought the Geneva Convention had rules about that sort of poo poo :drat:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Still time for Jed to drop a $50 mandatory parking pass on everyone.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dude, one page ago.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

lol oj is going to get on twitter

Probably going to wind up like this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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WHOOPS posted:

i still don't get how Favre worked sometimes:

https://streamable.com/zsz4h

To be fair, it is against the Bears.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

- cut john kasay for olindo mare

I seem to recall Mare got a pretty ridiculous contact too (for a kicker), which is why I wasn't upset at him leaving Seattle.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Why does that name sound fam-

https://twitter.com/BMoreBeatdown/status/888466422569078785

Ah

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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If he's driving for that commute I expect him to go from Ned Flanders to Samuel L Jackson by season's end.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Can't wait for him to show up on a gameday injury report for the itis.

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