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By that I mean my person
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Jul 8, 2017 18:19
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Last time someone tried a terrorist attack in Scotland the guy on fire got kicked in the balls. Think were fairly safe. Also no one gives that much of a gently caress about Scotland. Especially the English Government 
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Jul 8, 2017 18:27
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America can learn a thing or two about how to deal with terrorists from the Scots. Starting a bunch of wars and blocking Muslims from entering the country is excessive. All it takes is a firm kick in the balls to straighten those guys out apparently.
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Jul 8, 2017 18:43
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Peter King got Chuck loving Todd to sub for him at MMQB.quote:The most die-hard Packers fans believe you can’t claim fanatic status unless you’ve been to the holiest of football sights (sorry, Canton). Honestly, I don’t blame them. If I were in their shoes, I might use that piece of information to lodge my own skeptical inquiry. But I swear, my Packers allegiance is real. Good thinking, Peter, make everyone miss you.
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Jul 8, 2017 19:03
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:America can learn a thing or two about how to deal with terrorists from the Scots. Starting a bunch of wars and blocking Muslims from entering the country is excessive. All it takes is a firm kick in the balls to straighten those guys out apparently. We also banned semi automatic weapons after the last school shooting. And guess what...we havnt had one since. That was in 1995
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Jul 8, 2017 19:52
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Shangri-Law School posted:Peter King got Chuck loving Todd to sub for him at MMQB. the Green Bay Packers are proof that socialism works, and I want that promoted in our news
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Jul 8, 2017 20:43
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AsInHowe posted:the Green Bay Packers are proof that socialism works, and I want that promoted in our news I know it's not going to happen, and if they tried they'd almost certainly lose in court, but I kinda want Oakland to seize ownership of the Raiders under Eminent Domain.
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Jul 8, 2017 20:55
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Skwirl posted:I know it's not going to happen, and if they tried they'd almost certainly lose in court, but I kinda want Oakland to seize ownership of the Raiders under Eminent Domain. The city of Detroit would be a better Lions owner, and they can't figure out how to do accurate water bills
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Jul 8, 2017 21:02
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AsInHowe posted:The city of Detroit would be a better Lions owner, and they can't figure out how to do accurate water bills If I was president I would nationalize the NFL and put all the teams under the control of the municipalities of their cities. Chargers would go back to San Diego and the hardest part would be figuring out if the Jets or Giants stay in New York, the other one being owned by somewhere New Jersey. Profits would be split between public transit and universal healthcare. Mostly I just like the idea of people voting for GM every 4 years.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:13
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Skwirl posted:and the hardest part would be figuring out if the Jets or Giants stay in New York, the other one being owned by somewhere New Jersey. Mini-relegation system where the team with the worse record over the previous four seasons goes to New Jersey for four years, after which the process is repeated
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Jul 8, 2017 21:45
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a patagonian cavy posted:Mini-relegation system where the team with the worse record over the previous four seasons goes to New Jersey for four years, after which the process is repeated We should have summer football with more teams and a relegation system for who plays in the fall.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:02
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Skwirl posted:We should have summer football with more teams and a relegation system for who plays in the fall. the problem with this is that the best team in the lower league will then start the NFL season and play a 26 game season or something, thus being immediately relegated due to exhaustion Just have the lower league be called "Ohio" and you don't even need relegation
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Jul 8, 2017 22:05
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a patagonian cavy posted:the problem with this is that the best team in the lower league will then start the NFL season and play a 26 game season or something, thus being immediately relegated due to exhaustion Bring back the Canton Bulldogs and have OSU be the 4th team in the division. Boom, done.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:06
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a patagonian cavy posted:the problem with this is that the best team in the lower league will then start the NFL season and play a 26 game season or something, thus being immediately relegated due to exhaustion Start the lower league right after playoffs and have a shorter season (8-10 games), they'll have a shorter break definitely, but still several months off before the start of Fall Football. Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jul 8, 2017 |
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Jul 8, 2017 22:15
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Amy Pole Her posted:By that I mean my person Assuming it happens during the Trump Presidency, we live less than 20 miles from the Winter White House. We will be the first to go.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:24
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swickles posted:Assuming it happens during the Trump Presidency, we live less than 20 miles from the Winter White House. We will be the first to go. Inshallah
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Jul 8, 2017 22:27
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Todd Marinovich has been sober since last September and is making a comeback He's 48
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Jul 8, 2017 23:50
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Amy Pole Her posted:By that I mean my person Hitting a boat is harder than a stationary building that's true
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Jul 8, 2017 23:59
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Eli Wiggum posted:Todd Marinovich has been sober since last September and is making a comeback Bring back Jeff George
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Jul 9, 2017 00:50
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whypick1 posted:Bring back the Canton Bulldogs and have OSU be the 4th team in the division. Boom, done. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayton_Triangles imo Skwirl posted:Start the lower league right after playoffs and have a shorter season (8-10 games), they'll have a shorter break definitely, but still several months off before the start of Fall Football. it would be immensely funny if the browns played 26 games a year in perpetuity, always getting bounced down at the end of the season, taking the playoffs off, and then getting promoted after the summer league, curtailing the OTAs they'd get because they'd be playing during that time, and winning the league and getting promoted at the end of the day I think the two leagues would have to play at the same time if something like this ever occurred
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Jul 9, 2017 02:43
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The man who killed Spring football won the white male vote. Burn it all down and start over imo.
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Jul 9, 2017 03:42
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Silly Burrito posted:That eventually led to TFF Films being a thing that was mentioned on ESPN. Holy gently caress, this is amazing.
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Jul 9, 2017 08:44
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I'm amazed I haven't gotten a copyright notice for that in the past 4 years.
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Jul 9, 2017 08:48
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happy jeff fisher day
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Jul 9, 2017 10:21
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Craig K posted:happy jeff fisher day 
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Jul 9, 2017 10:26
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Jon Bois' deranged fantasies are so well laced with human and banal conversation that reading his work sometimes feels like my own brain trying to talk to me in a dream. He's unlike anybody else but there is something so innately of the era in his work that I'm going to reread the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles in 50 years to remember what the 2010s were like. What Football Will Look Like in the Future is simultaneously the most normal and most insane thing that I've read in years. Also, if that podcast on old awful football games isn't actually a real thing, we need to make it.
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Jul 9, 2017 10:47
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Craig K posted:happy jeff fisher day
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Jul 9, 2017 16:09
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whypick1 posted:I'm amazed I haven't gotten a copyright notice for that in the past 4 years. Has it really been four years? Wow.
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Jul 9, 2017 16:13
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Eli Wiggum posted:Todd Marinovich has been sober since last September and is making a comeback Still Probably better than Tebow.
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Jul 9, 2017 17:26
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Brett Favre is only 47.
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Jul 9, 2017 17:29
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Eli Wiggum posted:Todd Marinovich has been sober since last September and is making a comeback I was like, wasn't he found naked wandering around recently and I guess that was the last time he got in trouble. quote:Last August, Marinovich was arrested after being “found naked wandering around someone’s backyard with marijuana and a paper bag with meth and syringes in it,” The Desert Sun said. He moved to the Palm Springs area a month later and has been sober since, he said.
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Jul 10, 2017 00:40
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My entire family is still in Palm Springs. Training for football in August in Palm Springs with 110+ weather every day sounds not fun.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:16
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a neat cape posted:My entire family is still in Palm Springs. Sounds like it would...dry you out.
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Jul 10, 2017 06:22
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good news http://adage.com/article/special-report-tv-upfront/erectile-dysfunction-viagra-cialis-NFL-pullout/309692/ no more dick pill ads for NFL broadcasts
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Jul 10, 2017 19:38
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SKULL.GIF posted:good news The pun in the title, and then this gem: quote:TV networks are trying to keep a stiff upper lip as the once-lucrative erectile dysfunction sector has begun sagging like a doctored football in Tom Brady's throwing hand. 
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Jul 10, 2017 19:41
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Chiefs have a new GM Brett Veach.
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Jul 11, 2017 00:27
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Lorenzo Neal will be introducing Ladainian Tomlinson at the hall of fame next month. Lo 
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Jul 11, 2017 00:33
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kiimo posted:Chiefs have a new GM Brett Veach. I don't know how to feel
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Jul 11, 2017 01:51
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Happy for now since the roster is set but afraid of the future but with a cautious eye to Denver and Baltimore to see if Maclin and Charles can still perform at a high level in which case gently caress off Dorsey. Although having a GM who is younger than me is an uncomfortable feeling.
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Jul 11, 2017 02:02
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kiimo posted:Although having a GM who is younger than me is an uncomfortable feeling.
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