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How hot is it now?
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As Balls 49 36.03%
As Hell 22 16.18%
As poo poo 10 7.35%
It's just the humidity, dumbass. 55 40.44%
Total: 136 votes
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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


It's actually comfortable here in Wisconsin.

I'm waiting for the heat to finally come back.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Silly Burrito posted:

Come down to Louisiana and grab all you want. Bring it all back with you though.

nerve posted:

No, actually do not

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Silly Burrito posted:

32 days, 6 hours, 17 minutes and 25 seconds

That's how long we have until football. Preseason, but hey, a thirsty man in a desert doesn't turn down a Fresca.

What about a Zima?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Spoeank posted:

Whether George Washington actually existed, specifically

Marc Sessler is a hidden treasure

He invented instant coffee don't you know.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


weird Asian candy posted:

So he was the John Fox of his era

The collective Packers fandom thanks John Fox for his valiant efforts :patriot:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


3 DONG HORSE posted:

I can't remember a time before Elway. All I see are horse please help

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


kidcoelacanth posted:

It was Kawalimus that called in, was the kicker

Kawalimus is awesome.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Holiest of Steaks.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Both can go gently caress off.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Salvor_Hardin posted:

I just got through it. Holy poo poo.

Jon Bois is what happens when you have someone who has a passion, knows how to convey a story, and knows how to do it well.

And SB Nation understands his talents. It's awesome :allears:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Fun facts, they figured that if for whatever reason Milwaukee got nuked, County Stadium, now where Miller Park is, would likely be the target (It's smack dab in the middle of the county) :eng101:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


FizFashizzle posted:

What was the thing with duct tape and windows

Gas attacks.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



The pun in the title, and then this gem:

quote:

TV networks are trying to keep a stiff upper lip as the once-lucrative erectile dysfunction sector has begun sagging like a doctored football in Tom Brady's throwing hand.

:discourse:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


weird Asian candy posted:

Come home to Atlanta, Calvin, and take out the evil empire that is New England. Julio and Calvin on the same field would be rediculous.

:tizzy:

That said, it would be crazy.

It'll never work because like hell the Lions are going to release him.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Skwirl posted:

Yeah, this is gonna be a banner year for the Los Angeles Chargers.

Maybe this year they won't lose to the Browns.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


fsif posted:

I really can't believe this summer has brought us a sincere Wentz vs. Prescott debate.


"an argument to be made"

Here's my argument: :laffo:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


A Man and his dog posted:

Hmmmm,

Prescott has the best offensive line in the league and a great RB.

Wentz has uhhhhhhhh. I dunno what he has. A Wendell Smallwood at RB1.

And according to Axeil, a Wawa Bathroom Empire.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

RG3 is a poor example to use. He suffered a significant injury and was never the same. And that doesn't even touch on all the drama and crap that went down between the coach and owner.

Yeah... I think RG3 is a more fragile Romo. Romo possibly could pull a super bowl win out, but he was hurt way too much.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:



I think he is actually a pretty poor coach.

He's bad, sure, but relative to all the other coaching options that are available he's probably the best.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

B...barry

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/886617225884348418

Watch #3 and accept your inadequacy.

Has there been any better RB in the history of the league?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



LdT is not better :colbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MrLogan posted:

How many players are the Cowboys looking at starting the season on suspension?

Not enough.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Its Rinaldo posted:

Exile him to Buffalo. There in the crucible of Applebees he will gain enlightenment.

Just because Lynch went to Oakland does not mean you are entitled to create a second one.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


zimbomonkey posted:

What in the everloving gently caress is going on?

Strong as gently caress avatar post combo.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


zimbomonkey posted:

Who's doing contract negotiations with no GM?

Probably team president, or at least the guy in charge of football oper-

Wait, the Panthers don't have one right now do they. :unsmigghh: (ok, to be fair that was a cursory search, so if I'm wrong, please correct me).

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

Has a team ever dicked around it's own decent QB as much as Washington has?

Hmmm...

I can think of a RB and WR that got dicked over.

But not on contracts anyway.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Intruder posted:

Should I be a Patriots fan this season so I can finally feel what it's like to cheer for a good team

Giving up on the Astros already?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Eli Wiggum posted:

Dan Snyder is going nowhere unless an audio tape surfaces of him saying super racist poo poo

Given the name of his team, and the fact that he refuses to change it at all?

I think that tape exists.

We'll never find it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hot Diggity! posted:

How dare you all forget Leroy Butler

loving love that dude.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Ahh... the days of Gilbert and Reggie owning fools.

And then I found out Reggie was really hardcore into god later on (in the bad way).

Welp.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


whypick1 posted:

His nickname "The Minister of Defense" wasn't hint enough for you?

Pops Mgee posted:

Beat me by seconds, but yeah that was his whole schtick. How do you miss that?

Also I own this and it's amazing he's holding a loving bible.

Trust me, I knew that was his gimmick, but I was also really young at the time. I didn't discover he was into the really :yikes: parts until I was firmly an atheist years later.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I think Kirk slots into the "He's good, nothing spectacular, but if you're looking for a better QB, good luck, they're all taken" tier.

Naturally given Dan Synder is a moron of the highest degree he probably feels he can swipe a better QB, or at least threaten it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Somewhere, Parm twitches.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I started looking up Jack Chick tracts to photoshop Ryan Tannehill into and ended up going down a weird rabbit hole.

http://www.thestillman.com/stillmanfiles/2013/08/occult-hand-signs-and-the-cult-of-mary/

Even looking up Chick Tracts is a rabbit hole enough. Good job. :thumbsup:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:thurman:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Who has a better season, Mitch Trubisky or Jared Goff?

Fans of teams that hate those teams.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


fsif posted:

It is pretty remarkable that the Peyton HGH poo poo never blew up.

Because the discrediting campaign against the reporters was insanely hard and swift.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I can see Arizona doing it given they gave Carson Palmer a chance.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


fsif posted:

USA Today officially declares it the beginning of prediction season.



I'm the tilt of the AFC banner.

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