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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

Current event: Trump should be touching dien in Germany right about now, taking a trip to Hamburg later in the day, visiting one of my favorite places there, Gröninger Privatbrauerei, which everyone should check out once in a lifetime.

25 thousand cops are standing by and looking forward to the already assembled left-wing/anti-globalism/black-bloc/anarchist protesters, I'm sure.

Jesus christ we are in a year when the germans rightfully hate the American president

The world is so loving upside-down :psyduck:

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Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Awaiting video of our president making a face and spitting out the beer

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
What kind of beer do you think he drinks

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

He doesn't

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Waroduce posted:

What kind of beer do you think he drinks
He doesn't drink because drinking is bad and killed his brother. He abuses diet pills like the big success he is. Also people are like batteries so if you exercise you'll run out of energy and die an early death.

I fully expect him to do something stupid along the lines of Ronnie Moron visiting the SS cemetery. Or he'll top congressman dumbfuck and do something at a concentration camp.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
"not a lot of people know this, but a lot of Jewish people died in WWII"

and then he finally loses his base for acknowledging them holocaust

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

"not a lot of people know this, but a lot of Jewish people died in WWII"

and then he finally loses his base for acknowledging them holocaust

As if he would acknowledge it

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Locks Jared in gas chamber.
*Turns around expecting everyone to laugh.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
He's going to find out that prostitution is legal in Germany and make a new pee tape.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I think the most exciting part is that we don't have the slightest whiff of a clue about what he will gently caress up and in the end every insane, whack-a-doodle guess we make here will be laughed at as quaint ignorance when ol' Donnie shits the bed in a way nobody but a mush-brained narcissistic lunatic would possibly have imagined.

Totes looking forward to that Putin meeting though. Pootie poot's troll game has been loving aces lately.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Pootie slides his hand all the way up Donnie's rear end in a top hat and puts on a ventriloquist show

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Casimir Radon posted:

*Pootie slides his hand all the way up Donnie's rear end in a top hat and puts on a ventriloquist show

Little late there buddy

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Casimir Radon posted:

*Locks Jared in gas chamber.
*Turns around expecting everyone to laugh.

G-g-good one d-dad

Sunset
Aug 15, 2005



Casimir Radon posted:

Now where have I heard of whacko fundamentalists importing Iraqi artifacts? Snow Crash

Get out.

That just happens to be a book I bought a number of weeks (month?) or so ago in SL to just prop up near my avatar when relaxing. It seemed strangely fitting in regards to a lot of the events of today. Life imitating art? Art imitating life?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Snow Crash is a wild ride through futurism that is coming true. It did directly inspire google earth and second life

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Sorry if this was posted already - To celebrate the fourth of a July, NPR decided to tweet the Declaration of Independence.

Some Trump fans had an interesting reaction.

:laffo:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie's currently playing his greatest hits in Poland (election hack might not have been russia, CNN is fake news, he made NBC a fortune, polish-americans really turned out for him in 2016, etc), but that's the usual nonsense as expected.

A big name just came up in the Financial Times: Felix Sater https://www.ft.com/content/159eb2d8-6162-11e7-8814-0ac7eb84e5f1

Sater is basically the hyper-shady dude that opened up hyper-shady Russian money to Trump when the organization was having serious financial problems. If Sater is talking, Mueller is getting one hell of a view into money laundering.

More here. Sater's been an FBI informant before. http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-sater-trump-20170223-story.html

Edit: loving finally, he's quit playing games with NATO Article V. He also attacked Germany and the EU for not paying up, but eh. https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/882929680193662981

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 6, 2017

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Can you copy and paste? There's a paywall.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

facialimpediment posted:

Sater is basically the hyper-shady dude that opened up hyper-shady Russian money to Trump when the organization was having serious financial problems. If Sater is talking, Mueller is getting one hell of a view into money laundering.

More here. Sater's been an FBI informant before. http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-sater-trump-20170223-story.html

How bad would it be for a US criminal to flee Poland and seek asylum with the Russians? Asking for a friend

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

psydude posted:

Can you copy and paste? There's a paywall.

Way too big and boring of an article, you'll have to incognito mode it. I recapped it halfway decent and there are no good money/comedy paragraphs.

Also, can someone tell me how the gently caress a confederate flag gets to Poland?

https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/882907743673298944

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

bird food bathtub posted:

Totes looking forward to that Putin meeting though. Pootie poot's troll game has been loving aces lately.

It would be a masterstroke for Putin to, on camera during the interview, nonchalantly acknowledge he helped trump get elected, and Trump to just absolutely blow up and threaten him in response. I feel it would cause 9/11 levels of brain brokedness in republicans.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



facialimpediment posted:

Way too big and boring of an article, you'll have to incognito mode it. I recapped it halfway decent and there are no good money/comedy paragraphs.

Also, can someone tell me how the gently caress a confederate flag gets to Poland?

https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/882907743673298944

Same way a swastika makes it to America? Bigotry crosses borders and Poland is far from out of the woods when it comes to nationalism.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Sign of things to come in Canada soon?

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/882943090180403201

Biggest housing market in Canada

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

facialimpediment posted:

Also, can someone tell me how the gently caress a confederate flag gets to Poland?
I've seen 'em in rural France on the backs of pickups owned by skinheads. They're the right-wing equivalent of a Che poster, except they represent a cause responsible for more deaths by several orders of magnitude.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

https://mobile.twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/882711011828142082

:vince:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/world/europe/donald-trump-poland-speech.html


Donnie throwing around words like "Will to survive" and "Defend our Civilization" while in Poland. Absolutely nothing to see here

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:911:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Immanentized posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/world/europe/donald-trump-poland-speech.html


Donnie throwing around words like "Will to survive" and "Defend our Civilization" while in Poland. Absolutely nothing to see here

"After chastising CNN — a go-to move on both sides of the Atlantic — Mr. Trump went after NBC, his former employer. “NBC is nearly as bad, despite the fact that I made them a lot of money on ‘The Apprentice,’ ” he said."

He's in loving Poland, droning on about domestic media being unfair to him and fellating a show nobody knows outside the US.

A true adult human.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Is there any evidence out there to support the theory that Trump had to turn to Russia for investment money because he had burned all his bridges with U.S. sources of money?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Immanentized posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/world/europe/donald-trump-poland-speech.html


Donnie throwing around words like "Will to survive" and "Defend our Civilization" while in Poland. Absolutely nothing to see here


quote:

Worried that crowds would not show up on Thursday — Mr. Trump is less popular in Poland’s liberal capital than in the conservative countryside — the authorities chose a smaller, though still symbolically rich, site. The governing party also bused in supporters from the countryside to ensure a large crowd.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

You forgot the best part. The needle that preceded the jab

Pettiness posted:

Krasinski Square, dominated by a monument to the 1944 uprising, is considerably smaller than Zamkowy Square, outside the Royal Palace, where President Barack Obama spoke in 2014.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Sign of things to come in Canada soon?

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/882943090180403201

Biggest housing market in Canada

Market's in for a correction, nothing nuts like the subprime crisis but I expect things will become slightly more sane.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Sign of things to come in Canada soon?

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/882943090180403201

Biggest housing market in Canada

All I know about the Canadian housing market I learned from HGTV, where the mother of 2 has a part time job expressing anal glands and her budget for a home in Toronto is $800,000.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I work around Brampton a lot (northern GTA) and all the homes look the exact same and are all 800k+ for 3 bedroom McMansions that the contractor doesn't even let the concrete dry fully before unframing the foundation cause it's all about production. Toronto is stupid expensive but so is anywhere in southern Ontario really so if it goes down there it should everywhere I'm looking to buy


Edit: us content

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/882929392892227585

Poor people simply choose to have less money and therefore health insurance

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Jul 6, 2017

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

quote:

Ive said it very simply. I think it could very well have been Russia. I think it could well have been other countries. I wont be specific. But I think a lot of people interfere, Trump said. Nobody really knows. Nobody really knows for sure.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/06/russia-and-other-countries-may-have-interfered-in-us-election-says-trump?CMP=fb_gu

What even are elections? Scientists still aren't sure.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Buca di Bepis posted:

All I know about the Canadian housing market I learned from HGTV, where the mother of 2 has a part time job expressing anal glands and her budget for a home in Toronto is $800,000.

This reminds me of the scene in The Big Short where the stripper talks about how she has 3 houses and a condo and is totally going to refinance all of them after the adjustable rate kicks in.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/882929392892227585

Poor people simply choose to have less money and therefore health insurance

This is a standard republican talking point. Poor people are only poor by choice.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Hot Karl Marx posted:

Sign of things to come in Canada soon?

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/882943090180403201

Biggest housing market in Canada

I'd be all for housing prices in Canada to become more sane prior to moving back.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the canadian housing bubble is closely linked to laundering chinese money

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is a standard republican talking point. Poor people are only poor by choice.

Did you know those bougie poor people have refrigerators?!

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