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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Give me a sixer I just ate some shrooms. Put it on travel channel and watch ghost bullshit. But realistically, if you're not outside rolling in the grass or just chilling in a lawn chair internally debating the political aspirations of squirrels among the rodent community, you're wasting the shrooms. Go outside and just exist for the next seven hours.
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Jul 16, 2017 02:40
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If it wasn't wallpapered with magazine cutouts it would be pretty salvageable. Offer $100k, hire a contractor to strip the walls of cat poo poo, and it might turn out to be a nice place. My two cats would appreciate some of that poo poo built for them, like the walkway beams and high shelves. But you'd need to pretty much gut that place with a light coat of fire before anyone will buy it. Also, Arizona. Not exactly a selling point.
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Jul 17, 2017 13:57
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Casimir Radon posted:So I went and watched the new music video everyone is talking about. Taylor Swift needs to grow the gently caress up. She's somehow less mature than she was 5 years ago. Can't wait for her to hit third divorce cat spinster terrirory. Until then, who gives a poo poo, it's all aimed at 12-21 girls.
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Aug 30, 2017 19:06
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That's actually more my territory. If you scare your neighbors away, you have more privacy. It's one of the reasons I want a plumbed outhouse in front of whatever I build eventually. There's still going to be a shitter in the house, but I want to be able to wave at the neighbors as they drive by in the morning. Have one of those split farm doors so I can leave the top open, read the paper that I request be thrown at the outhouse. Even a light so I can read while I drop bombs on porcelain terrorist waters on warm summer nights.
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Dec 4, 2017 04:24
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They just need to make a lawnmower like that roomba vacuum. Then I could just program it to mow at 3am instead of having to go outside. When I had a lawn to mow, I'd cut it around 7am on sundays. Because gently caress the neighbors, it got hot in the south.
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Dec 4, 2017 07:45
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Doesn't remington pretty much make crap now? I seem to remember them being owned by Cerberus, which means they make crap.
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The MacGyver one is pretty good too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C54yPPiQMfw
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Dec 10, 2017 01:58
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BigDave posted:
Vaguely. But not as well as Duckman.
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We had a dusting today, after a dusting last night. It was clear and sunny at work, but everything west of I-25 above 8k-ish feet was getting light snow for a while. Just sat there on my breaks watching it. No real snow totals worth mentioning at all this winter. Gonna be a crazy fire season this year.
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Feb 7, 2018 07:10
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I'm going to stay on the east side of I-25, lovely as it is. Closer to work, a few miles farther from the mountains. I'm more worried about grass and building fires because people are dumb.bengy81 posted:Meh, I wouldn't start worrying about that yet, we usually get the bulk of of it in March and April. I hope it's just a late season. It's a tinderbox around the Springs. Saturday is going to be annoying, probably just flurries if anything at all, besides cold.
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Feb 9, 2018 02:37
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Probably.  Weekend weather. One whole inch. Maybe. Probably just a dusting.  Boooooooooo, winter. Boooooooooooooooo.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:and here I thought working with will.i.am was the lowest point of her career
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Feb 20, 2018 18:04
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Gonna have to add him to my list of heroes. Only for the nazi suffering part. Seems like a standard class dipshit aside from that. And aside from nazis, he mostly hung americans. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Feb 21, 2018 |
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Feb 21, 2018 16:00
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A true Kansan. Bullshit his way to a sweet gig. Died in an entirely preventable way.
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Feb 21, 2018 19:41
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I kinda wish the "off the hook" busy tone was a viable option to force onto people. Now it's all voicemails and poo poo I never set up. I still make the voicemail robot lady say my number. I want to torture solicitors with a never ending busy tone.
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Feb 23, 2018 03:20
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Well she is from kentucky.
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Feb 27, 2018 22:27
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:You guys how does getting a patent work because I have this idea about mixing guacamole and hummus Just buy dog snares and rebrand them to fat angry housewives who need ways to get their husbands into bed with them.
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Mar 8, 2018 06:36
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Holy poo poo, there are some true spectacles of great lazy ideas I never even thought of out there. There are people selling packaged "gold pay dirt" on amazon. It's like the lottery for gold bugs. I need to buy a claim and sell dirt on ebay.
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Mar 8, 2018 07:25
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Mar 17, 2018 02:23
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Who knew Arizona is where you need to go to solve yellow fever.
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Mar 18, 2018 21:32
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mods change my name posted:Thinking about writing a gip truck stop level action novel like those one terrible books let me know who we are fighting Equal opportunity lot lizards.
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Mar 27, 2018 11:47
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Those guys played Jason Isbell's Elephant in one of their videos and never thought to read into who he was beforehand. Though I guess going in blind is kinda their thing. They get a pass from me, but I'd rather they chat about a song after and not stop in the middle of a verse to ponder about it without context.
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Mar 30, 2018 01:17
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Chill bitches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUV2TFTpGo Dude sounds like some 70s mono AM radio poo poo and it's fantastic.
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Mar 30, 2018 02:44
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You can tie your dogs' leash to it to keep it's rear end in a seat instead of nosing about everything in the car. Maybe put your dog in a harness first so it doesn't snap its' neck when you drunk drive into a tree.
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May 16, 2018 03:32
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I'll sell you my cruise control brick. Just lean it on the pedal.
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May 16, 2018 21:26
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Take a second next time you're driving and try hard to remember the last time you saw a Dodge Intrepid (or any of its badge cousins) on the road. The goddamn things were everywhere 20 years ago. You couldn't throw a stone without hitting 3 of them. Out of all the poo poo Chrysler built in the past 30 years, only the trucks really survive. Avengers were poo poo, Cirrus' were poo poo, 300s continue to be poo poo, vans are only praised by Midwestern farm families living in double wides. Neons were never built to last beyond a decade. Just don't buy anything Chrysler touches and you'll be mostly fine.
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May 19, 2018 21:51
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Torque steer is fun to watch drive someone into a curb. GM is trash too, but every day Frank and I walk past a Cadillac Cimarron that still runs and drives (and looks like a pile of poo poo), and I have to give a slight nod of respect to the Iron Duke under its hood. The owner keeps it full of crap, but it still gets out and putters around. I don't know the story behind why dude owns it or even bothers, but I'd have to guess it's out of necessity and being poor.
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mods change my name posted:One car that you absolutely never see on the road is a loving Cadillac Catera or whatever, the caddy that zigs! I think it was rebadged grand am or something like that Cateras are still around, but never sold in huge numbers that you'd expect to see many over a decade later. It was a Lumina before the badge swap. It had a short run too, maybe five years. It was the Cimarron v.2, basically.
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May 20, 2018 01:13
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Catera  Lumina  If they're not kissing cousins... Then it's probably a Malibu.
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May 20, 2018 02:21
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Alright, TR, I give. Still a badge swapped poo poo box, nothing changes that.
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May 20, 2018 05:36
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You should always post Cump when racism pops up.
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May 23, 2018 02:34
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The Happening is the one where the trees killed people. You're probably thinking of the Mist.
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May 28, 2018 15:37
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You know, the Happening wasn't the worst apocalypse movie concept. Casting was terrible, but Wahlberg fits, he's always in poo poo movies anyhow. I'm gonna have to lay blame on the M. Night Shamalamadingdong for taking a decent idea and ruining it.
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May 28, 2018 15:57
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Oh they definitely both sucked harder than an afternoon soap opera. Speaking of the Mist, the series on Netflix can go gently caress itself for killing a dog in the first 5 minutes of the first episode. Also common uniform discrepancies, but gently caress that bullshit, they killed a dog. I couldn't put any effort into it after that.
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May 28, 2018 18:48
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Yeah, that pretty much put the nail in the coffin for me with house of cards. I couldn't bother to care about a character that kills dogs without remorse, no matter how interesting. I get that it's symbolic to his character, but there's an abundance of people out there to murder, kill some of them. If it's a scene played off as a rabid dog attacking, fine, I can deal with that to move the story along. I'd rather a movie full of Cujo dogs loving up a prison full of sex criminals. Hey wait...
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May 28, 2018 19:01
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Stumbled into Stan Vs Evil in a bored stupor, should've started watching it a while ago.
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May 29, 2018 05:49
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Ehhh, there are sketchy laws everywhere for adult stores. We couldn't offer "recommendations" for products because the states I worked in (TN & KY) had seriously tight laws around pandering and sexually related anything. Want to know where something is? Point ya to it. Want a recommendation on your Don Wand glass dildo? Take it to the internet.
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I've only been in a few besides the ones I've worked in. Another from the same chain I worked at, much closer to where I was raised. And a couple around the Nashville area, most of which closed years ago. One had to close and re-open as a women's intimates shop, because some kids dance school opened down the road from them well after they were established. When I moved to Colorado, I honestly thought about going back to work in a porn shop again. They're constantly hiring, never drug test, and are usually staffed with laid back assholes. I got a reply back from the warehouse gig first, and I've already wasted 8 months of my life in porn shops, I needed something not trapped in a blackout window building all night. And not the night shift. A month of night shifts in a Kentucky highway store was enough. Thank gently caress I took the job with a regular mon-fri schedule. For the poor fucks that might be reading this that are still enlisted and thinking about jobs to fill the time between ETS and starting school, it's a fun job that will reward you with stories, certainly not pay.
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