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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Mike-o posted:

deathy did you hosed your roommate

:bigtran:

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Suicide Watch posted:

Deathy macdeath is your roommate a guy
No homo, was just wondering that's all

They're two girls

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Lisa: Deathy your weiner...

[slide whistle UP]

Lisa: ...is just too small!

[slide whistle DOWN]

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Dunkirk was really good. Saw it in 70mm IMAX. poo poo had me keyed up for almost an hour afteward woooooooooooooo

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

milk milk lemonade posted:

God drat it McNally this is why God hates you

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Kris Paronto is cashing in his Benghazi bucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_SqEHpLolQ

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
So nice goon M_Gargantua paid me last month for my Saitek x55 HOTAS. He was real nice about it when I couldn't ship it out in the first week due to work stuff. He was also nice about it when I forgot to ship it out the second week. And also the third week. And hey, he was even nice about the fourth week. However, his patience budget finally wore out in the fifth week and he sent me a nice PM asking if I had forgotten about shipping the thing (I totally had)

Finally, I shipped it out this weekend and sent an apology :(

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Not drunk yet, but currently headed to a Yankees game and inevitable drunkenness

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Saw Infinity War earlier today, then met girlfriend’s Indian parents. Got accused of stalking a random lady on the train back from Long Island. A good day.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Was in Hicksville

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Immanentized posted:

I don't have tickets to the show. Dude drank straight tonic. He is to be feared.
The MGM national harbor is filled with export market dolly Parton clones.

Nice. I drive past that place every day

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

is this the part where we ask you how the encounter went


with the parents

It went well. Her parents were very concerned that they would make something too spicy and I would spontaneously combust because I am a fragile white, but I ate everything they put in front of me and asked for seconds. She said that I did very well with them. I guess this means I can offer a smaller dowry.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I kinda want to replay MGS 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrh5h9acg8

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

I'm doing it now on pc with mods and it owns

I

which mods

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I’m at a resort in Mexico and we narrowly avoided the tropical storm and I’m getting sunburnt at the beach and the drinks are free and bah gawd I love being a fat American tourista

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
A Quiet Place was a good movie because the writers actually got you to care about the characters, even if the movie’s gimmick was kinda dumb. Also, the screening I saw was the quietest audience I’d ever heard.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
How long has Caro been free? 2+ years right? Time for an AMA maybe???

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

black on white would probably last longer through washes

anybody else buying?

I’m in

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Mods please change my name to CUM ENFORCER

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.google.cum

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
The only good McKenzie in history

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
yo buds should I do another post-reading thread? had a lot of fun doing the last one and it's been a few years

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Slim Pickens posted:

Read excerpts from the book I got frozen vent

Please provide scans of some choice sections

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:getin::getin::getin::getin::getin::getin::getin:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Just listened to Baby Shark for the first time. It’s surprisingly catchy so I can see why parents want to declare a jihad on it

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
B*RNIE BITCH

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Imagine being so bored with normal gay sex that the only way you can bust is to drop a bunch of meth and poppers while a man fists you on your sick day. Slaanesh would be proud

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Broke up with my gf tonight wooooo

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

ded posted:

did you get bday sex before this?

Nope

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

thatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequin

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

why would anyone want to be a veteran jfc

it's the only positive aspect of being in the military. being out of the military is the best part of being in

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Vasudus posted:

what

i like brown girls with accents if i'm being vain and picky

Saving this for posterity

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Well this is concerning: One of the dudes I work with might be a Qanon weirdo.

We were talking about Hillary Clinton. This guy mentioned completely offhand that Hillary "should be executed", and that Bill Clinton is a pedophile. While it's too early to tell conclusively, I will continue investigating.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
which poster is gleep gloop these days

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
gently caress you gleep gloop

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I remember from way back in 2017 that the inventoried contents of James Comey's office were posted in a PDF somewhere publicly. Anyone remember that? I've tried searching for it but nothing comes up.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
McNally....a mod?!?! I feel betrayed

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
You guys smoke a lot of weed

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
bros

I declare this the successor to Sgt Chowdown

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