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a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Kelp Plankton posted:

The game is out in Japan and we still don't know what Callie and Marie Amiibos do, it's driving me crazy

I can't take the suspense over something so minor and pointless

Don't get too excited friend.

Reviewer here, The NDA for this game was basically 2 pages of DON'T SAY WHAT THE CALLIE AND MARIE AMIIBOS DO OR ELSE.

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a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

enojy posted:

What they do

Unlocks Splatoon 1 gear.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Nintendo Police here, you are under arrest.

:siren::siren::siren:

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Nephzinho posted:

I think we have been waiting to hear from any of the people who got the game early what they do, not a reviewer.

Reviewers often get the game early...

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Beelzebozo posted:

Yes, but Target shoppers aren't under embargo.

Oh right. Nor am I as of today - Australia embargo matches Aussie release date.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Zaphod42 posted:

Its time to splat!

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays

:wink:

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Do the clothes in the store change? I swear all the shoes have lovely abilities I do not want

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
That was my guess. Noice.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Reminder to get the lovely app for the bonus clothing options

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Zaphod42 posted:

bonus clothing options? say what? Like more pants or what?

More stuff to buy, unique to what is in stores.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Zaphod42 posted:

bonus clothing options? say what? Like more pants or what?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Slinky Weasel posted:

Whoa, was it mentioned anywhere you switch weapons in between waves in salmon run?

If you don't select a weapon, it will randomise. You can 'loadout' at the lobby screen.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Unlucky7 posted:

Is there a way to switch between the girl and the boy squid kid? I see you can change hair and pants on the options but not much else.

Apparently it IS in options. Somewhere.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

SeANMcBAY posted:

Just saw that hideous Ken Penders Sonic sketch on a wall during battle.:vince:


a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Overachievers+ preferrred.

:emo:

Thanks Randoms for making GBS threads up my pay grade

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I'm a non-ranked scrublord, how does Rainmaker work?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Soooooo....why are the other game modes in ranked only?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
So...what was the ticket exploit? Some particular ticket was infinite?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
WHY WONT PUBBIES PAY ATTENTION IN SALMON RUN

edit: WHY DO I KEEP PLAYING WITH PUBBIES

a cock shaped fruit fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jul 27, 2017

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Soooo - how does Rainmaker work. 4 games later, and I still don't truly 'get' it.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I mean, I get the general gist of Rainmaker, but in all the games I have played I haven't seen it delivered even once - what's the secondary objective? Get it as close as you can? Paint the most crap on the ground?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Dr. Fetus posted:

Seems like region lock is enforced for matchmaking, so it doesn't seem like you'll be running into any Japanese players unless they live in the US.

Got a source on this? From the games I have played I'm not really feeling it.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Mayo is trashing the games I am in. Glad I chose the correct condiment.

WHITE IS RIGHT.


....hmm. That's doesn't come out right.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I can't draw but I tried

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Bill Barber posted:

Oh poo poo!





gently caress yeah Aussie battlers.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Ketchup got



But all jokes aside, through all the games I participated in, and what I watched on Twitch, Mayo in general seemed to have the more skilled players.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Supercar Gautier posted:

Let's be real, these results were in the cointoss zone. There's no way a handful of Twitch streams gave you enough finely-tuned data to predict a 52/48 win.

Oh I am not calling it any kind of calculable result, Im just amazed based off general hearsay that Ketchup didn't get completely loving annihilated.

Everyone I played with, watched, and spoke to (on both teams) reported back 'gently caress me mayo is unstoppable'


I unironically report all furry artwork that is 'too weird' as inappropriate. I had some giant breasted Zebra girl telling me that FURRIES RULE, so had to make it go away before I saw it on a billboard in-game

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Where do you see grizzco times?

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
https://twitter.com/DeddoRain/status/891468428783038464

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
Right yeah, I get it - I am C minus for a reason in ranked, but can I please, please stop being matched with people that treat rainmaker like it's turf war?? OR DEATH MATCH? I'm ANGRY POSTING ABOUT THE KIDDIE INK GAME

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I think I will strive to get out of C- just the once, then likely not play ranked again until I have drastically improved. I feel like every jot of improvement I manage to achieve is simply inundated by the hole I have dug myself, with every other player appears to be a mouth breathing, ink huffing retard. It's just hard to quantify my team mates 'skill level', they honestly appear to be literal children who cant grasp the mechanics :(

a cock shaped fruit fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Aug 6, 2017

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

lelandjs posted:

The majority of goons here will not-so-subtly imply that you're part of the problem (or just straight up come out and tell you to git gud) but I don't think they realize how bad it is in C rank because they started playing the game immediately when it came out with all the other players who had played Splatoon 1 and leapt out of C almost immediately, now we're stuck down here with all the twelve year olds.

Oh I know I need to 'git gut'. I know why I am here, bad choice of weapons and terrible aim. But now I am improving, and mechanically getting better - my team mates are still loving terrible. I'm no idiot, I've seen my fair share of 'MATCH MAKING SUCKS I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE' but right now I genuinely feel like I've dug myself too deep, and am paying for it deeply.

Edit: Just finished a rainmaker game where 2 members of my team stood back to snipe the entire game. the entire game.

Edit 2: following rainmaker game, our rainmaker guy grabbed it and bee-lined for the edge of the level to kill himself. This is literally the first play he made of the game.

Edit 3: in my game right this second:


:negative:

a cock shaped fruit fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Aug 6, 2017

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Rexroom posted:

I think it's time you consider playing Team Ranked matches. That way you don't play against silly pubbies.

Wow. I feel like a serious idiot. I thought ranked play was solo queue only...

Rexroom posted:

EDIT: Oh wait, League Ranked unlocks at B-. :v:

:doh:

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

lelandjs posted:

Basically if there was some way to evaluate personal performance instead of W/L to determine rank in the C levels people like me would actually stand a reasonable chance of ranking out into B but as it stands we're reliant on teammates knowing what they're doing and that sucks.

When you are rank 1 on your teams score page, by a massive margin, watching the ranked bar plummet hurts that little bit more.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
The Tri-Slosher.

Jesus Christ :stare:

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

eddiewalker posted:

How do I turn off the furry stuff?

Report as 'Inappropriate' and the offending art will disappear.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

bandaid.friend posted:

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/08/mayo-won-splatfest-but-some-splatoon-2-players-worry-the-system-is-broken/

For every wailing tweet from an outraged anime fan, satan keeps my body youthful for another year

'Things internet dwellers care about'

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

Dr. Fetus posted:

the only thing genuinely of consequence is that there are 3 less Super Sea Snails given out. Big whoop.

The real truth here is that people who like ketchup have had their feelings hurt in the kiddy squid shooter mans game.

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a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

The Bloop posted:

I feel like this sort of abuse of the report system is going to kill the report system. Like if Nintendo gets a zillion reports for things you merely don't like rather than actual rating-inappropriate material they might rethink how it works.

I want to report anyone who makes a terrible low-effort two second drawing or just some shaky text, personally.

If they gave me a 'no thank you' button, I'd use it. But they don't. So I do.

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