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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Is marina a traitor then

Nah

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Internet Kraken posted:

Octolings are allowed in Inkopolis its just that most of them are dumb assholes and would rather hang out in their lovely valley instead. Inkopolis doesn't have enough floating platforms for them.

I can't wait for them to wise up and become playable

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pants Donkey posted:

Somewhere in the lore it apparently claims that Octolings largely are unaware of what Octavio and the Octarians are doing, and he's some rogue sect harboring a grudge from the Great Turf War.

That would explain why Inkopolis has an army of...one ancient guy, two women, and two literal children. Inklings don't see Octolings as a threat?

Well the octoling army is some octo kids and a bunch of severed tentacles on roombas

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The Gorp posted:

Can someone tell me how many missions there are in singleplayer, because I want it done and don't want to brute force it if I'm less than halfway there by the third boss.

There's only 4 worlds/bosses

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

shortspecialbus posted:

They sold half a million loving units in the first week, If they're worried about that, maybe limit salmon run availability when there's not a fuckton of people still playing, like in a year or so.

Ah yes I'm sure people would be overjoyed to find out that a previously always-available game mode is now time locked. Great idea.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

LethalGeek posted:

I'm going to figure this heavy splatling thing out drat it

It has way more range and damage than people realize

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Count Bleck posted:

I put ketchup on my burgers.

I don't

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

rogue wave posted:

So the people who just sit at the spawn point and just run around not shooting at definitely , at least some of the time, are doing it on purpose to grind out the splatfest since it doesn't matter if they truly win or not. They are just assholes along for the ride.

I'm psyched to hear others have been online over cellular data, that it seems to use a small amount of data, really, and that they did it during a splatfest without it meaning they lost every time. poo poo yeah. That gives me confidence.

I am also extremely happy to hear that Splatoon doesn't use a lot of data. I've been playing it a little via data and the experience has been pretty great. No noticeable lag or other weirdness.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I love Splatlings of all sizes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Dr. Fetus posted:



Yeah, you really don't need to minmax to get to a high rank. And if you really do want to do that, at least look good while doing it!

I don't think that that is a very good outfit IMHO.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

In Training posted:

They're making Pikmin 4 for Switch, it was announced a while ago.

There's also the upcoming 3DS game

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Splatoon isn't a dystopia, it's post-human extinction due to climate change.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Carbon Roller is very good and it's the only weapon that got me over 25 kills in one match of Turf War in Splatoon 1.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
It also unlocks the Callie and Marie Amiibos

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Dr Cheeto posted:

If I was invisible I wouldn't be ashamed of my body

I would still be ashamed but I wouldn't have to worry about someone seeing me

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Gimbal lock posted:

All of the posts in-game about everybody's sexual preferences has inspired me. I'm going to post in this squid-kid game about how much I love huge tits.

gently caress off my dude

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Inescapable Duck posted:

So it seems like Inklings tend to be overgrown children/stereotypes of young people who can barely be arsed paying attention to anything except what's fresh and trendy, and happen to have a favourite hobby of gladiatorial combat especially to settle petty arguments, while Octarians are mad scientists who come up with all kinds of fancy technology but can't think of any better way to power it than to steal glowfish and plug them into over-capacity power boards.

TBF the inklings are like 14 and I think DJ Octavio and Cap'n Cuttlefish are the only adults we see.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

throw to first drat IT posted:





Incidentally, that amount of "Pearl is a garbage baby" stuff I have seen has dropped a lot. And it's ok, I don't want Pearl to be just rehashed D.va. She also has massive forehead.


One thing that annoys me about Marina is that when Grizz co. ad comes, she always says that Pearl is shilling. But it's the loving sponsor. Pearl actually does shill a lot of products but this is their sponsor. Whyyyy. Thank you for listening.

Sponsorships are also shilling

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Inescapable Duck posted:

Kinda disappointing that they completely changed Pearl and Marina's personalities in the translation; I thought we'd gotten past this, it's not the 90s anymore, and we've got plenty of examples of how badly that can backfire in the long run. (see Ace Attorney) It's not quite 'calling rice balls donuts' level, but it's going to make a lot of difficult work for the translators in the long run given the Japanese characterisations may develop in obviously different ways than they're prepared to work with.

It's actually fine

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Can't wait for my Carbon Roller to be buffed

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

dragon enthusiast posted:

I got a 70% winrate in inkblot Rainmaker ama

Want to go ride bikes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Tekopo posted:

Rate my inkling:


Nerd

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Escobarbarian posted:

BUT THEY LOOK LIKE CHICKENS

They look like salmans

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

an actual dog posted:

I love that they're doing this without changing their food at all

Yeah, it's still all bland salty trash

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Ometeotl posted:

You fool, you use a tri-slosher, that way you get one compartment for nugs and two for dipping sauces.

No one needs that much sauce

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The Gorp posted:

We don't care about what it is you are/enjoy, just keep it to yourself unless it's on topic.
For example, two posts up.

Nice white noise

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The regular eggs you collect in Salmon Run are power eggs like in Octo Valley. Obviously Mr. Grizz is DJ Octavio.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Mahoning posted:

Ahhhhhh, I get it it now. Tenta Brella!

lol

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Woo

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Spellman posted:

Jailbreaking will never not be a thing. The onus is on the company to keep their products secure, but realistically, there's only so much they can do

But they oughta get with 2017 and start utilizing their accounts system in actual useful ways like cloud saves

Cloud Saves are one thing they are specifically planning on implementing with their new online service

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Manky posted:

I really wish S2 had a built-in instant replay thing, nobody really wants to type out let alone read hype game moments.

https://fat.gfycat.com/SmallMilkyIrishterrier.webm

The screenshot button is supposed to eventually do that

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SeANMcBAY posted:

They mentioned it once in like January. I’m almost starting to worry that it’s never coming. I really want it too.:smith:

I imagine that it's pretty technically difficult

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Cool, I won't need to ever with the Splat Brella again

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I have a shirt that's extremely similar to the Hula Punk shirt IRL and it really makes me wish I could find another grey and red Hawaiian shirt.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Internet Kraken posted:

I love the salmonid aesthetic so much. Its like Mad Max but with cooking utensils.

Forget playable Octolings, when can I play as a Salmonling with corncob drumsticks

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Good

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SeANMcBAY posted:

Im surprised by the lack of Twilight jokes in the hub.

The Twilight series is nearly 10 years old

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I'd like the new map if the revolving doors were inkable

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

In Training posted:

I know everyone is playing mario, myself included, but how's the new skatebelly.

Tubular

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