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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cruserweight matches are boring as poo poo with Neville as champ. Gettin' real stale.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jerusalem posted:

My life is designed around the notion that nobody bothers me when I'm legitimately busy but the moment I want to do something leisurely/relax people are calling and bugging me about nonsense. :smith:

Are you me?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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pressedbunny posted:

You'd be shocked at how fundamentally unattractive somebody can be yet still have sexual relations with other humans.


I mean just look at this forum.

My fiancée unironically finds Kevin Owens insanely attractive. I remember the first time she said this, I did a double take and asked if I should start dressing like a lumberjack.


I think she likes her men with some meat on their bones. The perfect find for my goony rear end, I guess.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:rip: Enzo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Spiffster posted:

Matt you suck chant?!?

I think it was "refs you suck"


The arena they're in is also the home of the Dallas Stars, so it fits.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jesus christ, Matt

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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THEY JSUT GOT DARN DONE BURGLARIZED

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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MY GOD

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I'm sorry, I had never seen her do that before. I failed as a fan.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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dromal phrenia posted:

ive probably said this before, but while i wish alexa was better in-ring, i do like how much of her offense is just MEAN. She didn't do a crazy suplex on the apron, she just yanked sasha's back and shoulders onto it. then she stood on her and repeatedly stomped the back of her head. its not even the stuff that wins matches, it's just stuff that would suck for someone to do to you

I think that's why people still like her despite her ring work. Sometimes you don't need fancy technique; you just need to convincingly look like you're trying to beat the poo poo out of someone.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Match: good


Quite good, I might even say. These two work well tonight.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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SASHA THREW HER INTO THE BALLS

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The finish was absolutely fine; Alexa Bliss is such a great heel.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Thank you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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VJeff posted:

It's not fine when every loving champion is a heel and they all retain the same loving way.

Yeah, but it's fine in Alexa's case. Really. I promise. Sasha was beginning to turn the tide, everything was going her way, so Alexa ducks out yet again in a new way.



Now I doubt we'll see Bayley again, but you could make an argument for a triple threat match if you really wanted to.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Calax posted:

Sasha with the Scarlet Halo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNSAa5_HwmI&t=10s

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Trips is such a waste of time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Lotta other things, too



This PPV name actually owns now

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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LETS GO, SENOR JOE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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SENNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:effort:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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BROCK STILL HAS A WEAK PENIS










BROCK STILL HAS A WEAK PENIS

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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RacistGuidingLight posted:

German supexes are cool.

Brock's aren't

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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loving whatever



Who needs a champion?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jiro posted:

F5! :stare: Dat was a really good match.

It really, really wasn't. Joe did his part, Brock did....well, what he's done for two years straight.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A Salty Affair posted:

Finish was fine, point is Samoa Joe looked like a million bucks in that match

Whoopty loving do, what will a million bucks get him?


The IC title? WOOOOOOO

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Supreme Allah posted:

If you think that was a burial then dang.

The point is: burial or not, Joe lost and now what does he do? Fight for ghost titles? Beat up Braun?



RAW DOES NOT HAVE A TOP CHAMPION. IT HURTS THE SHOW.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The PPV was good! It really was.



But Brock Lesnar is hurting the product, and if they think ratings are going to spike up because "some random dude made him sweat a little bit" then holy poo poo, I'd love to be an executive for the company. I've got plenty of other revolutionary ideas. Such as "Let's actually not have a show and go home."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Against anyone else I'd be satisfied with Joe finally looking like a million bucks. But against Brock, what does that even loving matter? He still didn't beat him, which means he is literally everyone else on the roster.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I want to be excited about Braun, and I would like to think they'll treat Joe differently after this.



But they won't. And we all know it. Braun is just the long Roman feud, and Joe was the "heh, check this out SMARKS" opponent that Vince likes to jerk around every now and then. Both will be back in the shuffle. Neither will matter come Wrestlemania.



As always, this is the WWE's opportunity to make me eat my words. But they won't take it, because they are the WWE.

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