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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Saw this FB "suggested post" / ad:

was curious about what sort of horseshit web "developers" are up to now and i wasn't disappointed. take a peek

http://www.html5pcode.com

If you're brave, you should check out some of the javascript files and see if you can decipher it and tell me what the gently caress this poo poo is

code:

function htmget(){ // HTML page.
s1="<html lang=$1en-US$1> <head> <title>HTML5PCODE Programs Devonshire Software</title>$4";
s1+="<link rel=$1shortcut icon$1 href=$1favicon.ico$1 type=$1image/x-icon$1 />$4";
s1+="<meta name=$1copyright$1 content=$1Copyright � 2014-2015 by Devonshire Software. All rights reserved.$1 />$4";
s1+="<meta name=$1description$1 content=$1Create internet applications using HTML5 P-Code.$1 />$4";
s1+="<meta name=$1keywords$1 content=$1html5pcode, free, html5, p-code, app, application, create apps, program, developer, development, games, math, fun, graphics, animation$1 />$4";
s1+="<meta name=$1timestamp$1 content=$105/16/2015, 12:01:01$1 />$4";
s1+="<meta http-equiv=$1Content-Type$1 content=$1text/html; charset=us-ascii$1>$4";
s1+="<script>var saved=20;</script>$4</head>$4<body onLoad=init(); bgcolor=$1#ffd000$1 >$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:210;$1><canvas id=canid1 width=1010 height=410 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:210;$1><canvas id=canid2 width=1010 height=410 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:210;$1><canvas id=canid3 width=1010 height=410 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:210;$1><canvas id=canid4 width=1010 height=410 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:210;$1><canvas id=canid5 width=1010 height=410 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<div style=$1position:absolute; left:00; top:000;$1><canvas id=canid0 width=1010 height=620 tabindex=$11$1 ></canvas></div>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00a.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00b.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00c.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00i.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00j.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<script src=$1http://html5pcode.com/a00p.js$1 type=$1text/javascript$1></script>$4";
s1+="<p id='DL'></p>";
s1+="<p id='PL'></p>";
s1+="<p id='VL'></p>";
s1+="<p id='XL'></p>";
s1+="<script> $4";
htmt="";j=0; while(j>=0){jj=s1.indexOf("$",j);
               if(jj>=0){htmt+=s1.substring(j,jj); j=jj+2; 
                  switch(s1.charCodeAt(jj+1)){
                     case 48: htmt+="$";break;                       case 49: htmt+=String.fromCharCode(34);break;
                     case 50: htmt+=String.fromCharCode(39);break;   case 51: htmt+=String.fromCharCode(92);break; 
                     case 52: htmt+=crlf;break; };
               }else{
                  htmt+=s1.substring(j,s1.length);j=-1;};};  };

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:35

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

more like pee code. close and goldmine immediately.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:56

WilWheaton: Oct 11, 2006; It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!

oh cool , templeos in a browser

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:59

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

dont forget to watch the "relevant video" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TXAsiKcjs

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:11

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

At least they got one thing right, ...

# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:01

pram: Jun 10, 2001

this is yospos af op

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Last Chance posted:

If you're brave, you should check out some of the javascript files and see if you can decipher it and tell me what the gently caress this poo poo is

appears to be some god level templating

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:40

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

ive got an 8p code for you iykwim

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:41

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

pram posted:

this is yospos af op

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:41

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

what is it with people named "james"?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

If you are using FIREFOX do the following. ====================

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:47

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

yeah.

it reminds me of templeos like someone said, but i'm still not sure what in the actual gently caress this is supposed to be. some kind of scripting language optimized for running a schizophrenic person's traffic simulator in his den?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

oh man this is crazy and makes me kinda sad

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:34

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

teletext is back, baby !!!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:49

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Last Chance posted:

yeah.

it reminds me of templeos like someone said, but i'm still not sure what in the actual gently caress this is supposed to be. some kind of scripting language optimized for running a schizophrenic person's traffic simulator in his den?

lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:54

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

polyester concept posted:

dont forget to watch the "relevant video" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TXAsiKcjs

lmao. james. james why

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:27

There Will Be Penalty: May 18, 2002; Makes a great pet!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:34

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

JS was a mistake

# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:50

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

pram posted:

this is yospos af op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbzN3I-rBM

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:18

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:34

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

There Will Be Penalty posted:

much more authentic than that legacy coder twitter

# ? Jul 11, 2017 14:50

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

gently caress pcode I want this dude to do variations on hot dog stand for modern OSes

# ? Jul 11, 2017 15:20

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Nice 'vm'... for a child who hasn't even encountered the term to make

JavaScript code:

// Run program pcpi. 
function pcp(pcpi) {
    progu = pcpi;
    xsi = (progu - 1) * 12000;
    pgj = (progu - 1) * 12000;
    poffbeg = (progu - 1) * 256;
    count = 1600000;
    for (i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
        asks[i] = 0;
    }
    ;
    scat = 0;
    pcx();
}
;

// Execute P-code instructions until count goes to zero (time out). 
function pcx() {
    while (count > 0) {
        count -= 1;
        v0 = zv[xsi];
        scid[scat] = xsi;
        scat += 1;
        pv[0] = 0;
        v1 = zv[xsi + 4] + pv[zv[xsi + 5]];
        v2 = zv[xsi + 7] + pv[zv[xsi + 8]];
        v3 = zv[xsi + 10] + pv[zv[xsi + 11]];
        ACTF[v0]();
        xsi += 12;
    }
    ;
}
;

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:17

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

scid[scat] = doo + wop - bop;
zip[zap] = dit / dee + dap;

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:47

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

i want to code like that old guy that has been an html pro since 1995!!
i think p code stands for "pro code"

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:02

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

when is yospos going to adopt this style and color scheme?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:41

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

akadajet posted:

what is it with people named "james"?

You would know, James.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:02

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Doom Mathematic posted:

You would know, James.

we're all named james here, james *you frantically check your ID to find you're now james*

# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:06

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

qirex posted:

we're all named james here, james *you frantically check your ID to find you're now james*

were all james down here

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:23

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

heh, i'm not a james

*checks id*

oh poo poo

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

please, call me jim, james is my yospos fathers name

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:33

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

how much do you think this fellow paid for the fb advertisement?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:39

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

holy shittering gently caress. i'm flushing my knowledge of this gay p-earth immediately

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:57

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Jimmy Carter posted:

JS was a mistake

# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:59

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

reminder that the sorry state of the web falls entirely on the shoulders of chome and failfox and any dumbass nerd who ever evangelized them.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:17

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

hmm yes a decade of ie6 had no influence at all

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:23

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

IE6 did not encourage abuse of javascript like failfox and chome did.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:23

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internet explorer sucks, bitch

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:29

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

well ie6's lovely javascript pushed people to use activex, flash and java for desktop class apps but I agree we are in javascript hell

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:35

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

activex java and sliverlight were all better development platforms than javascript.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:30

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