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after that one time i tried to order an old fashioned at a loud gay dance bar, i think the bartenders were shirtless too, i need some ideas for standard drinks. what do u liek? i just get highballs but i'm over gin tonics/gingers/sours, moscow mules, pineapple vodkas, and jameson cokes I'm also open to joke ideas like fuzzy scrotum |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:18
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ask for an "arab strap" and then get real creative when the mixologist says "i don't know that one, what's in it"
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Jul 14, 2017 03:19
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cover your back in pickles and chug jameson |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:20
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also like, what are mixed drinks w at least 3 ingredients that aren't annoying or make u sound like an rear end ordering from busy bars? |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:21
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look for a red headed individual whose a sexually free spirit |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:22
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precision posted:ask for an "arab strap" and then get real creative when the mixologist says "i don't know that one, what's in it" Macnult posted:cover your back in pickles and chug jameson what do these do? I don't get these jokes! 
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Jul 14, 2017 03:22
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dress up like an IRA member and set o- actually never mind |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:23
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Jul 14, 2017 03:29
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lmbo calrissian posted:also like, what are mixed drinks w at least 3 ingredients that aren't annoying or make u sound like an rear end ordering from busy bars? There are none. Me, I like Brandy Old-Fashioneds, but then I'm from a place where that's expected. In general, fancy drinks tend to annoy bartenders, because the drinks are time-consuming, and the bartenders are busy. Another one I like is the Mojito, but again, time-consuming. If you're in a busy bar and don't want to overwork and annoy your bartender, stick to something simple.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:37
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In light of my previous post, here are some suggestions. Screwdriver Salty Dog Cuba Libre Your cock in my . . . Whoops, that's not technically a thing you're supposed to order.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:42
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heres a few of my faves moscow fool crotch rocket banana hamlet vodka slimlet jamaica mesick wet fart blue jew times two blowjob in the shitter Jack & moo glenngarry glennross the Alan Parsons Cocktail a spicy meatball ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2017 03:50
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I feel like 'give me some good drink names' is a good spinoff thread Sorry, I don't have any advice, but I wish you luck op. Thanks for reading e: Robot Made of Meat posted:In light of my previous post, here are some suggestions. Actually screwdrivers aren't half bad and this is my best advice. Plus you'll get your vitamin C.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:57
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Amaretto Stone Sour Traditional Strawberry Daiquiri (the one made without ice; don't be mean and order a blender drink while the bar is busy) Vodka Gimlet Any good sipping scotch if you wanna take your time and enjoy a drink Order these if you wanna make your tastebuds confused, frightened and supremely angry: Brass Monkey White Russian, substitute Pinnacle Whipped for standard vodka (it's worth a try if you really want to be surprised by a drink in the most unpleasant way possible) Malort, Neat (provided you can find it) |
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Jul 14, 2017 04:05
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Robot Made of Meat posted:In light of my previous post, here are some suggestions. Idk if I can listen to this. A screwdriver is a vodka with orange juice. Orange juice literally comes from the deepest anal gland of Satan's inner rear end in a top hat. It just doesn't seem too ... ethical |
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Jul 14, 2017 04:39
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White Russian sounds good af!! I just read it can be topped off with cola. Wouldn't mind a White Russian in the flesh either 
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Jul 14, 2017 04:44
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Doctor Dogballs posted:heres a few of my faves my uncle was in glenngarry glennross. lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 05:02
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sex on the beach should come with a condom |
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Jul 14, 2017 05:45
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"surprise me" |
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Jul 14, 2017 06:04
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"yo what's the gayest poo poo you got" |
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Jul 14, 2017 06:04
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go getchoself a MILKY. PETE. 1 part vodka. 2 part skim milk, baby !!!  (it's also called a 'Russian Nightmare' in some parts)
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Jul 14, 2017 06:18
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double gin water with a lemon wedge drink 3-4 of these, then go outside and smoke a joint repeat as necessary |
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Jul 14, 2017 07:23
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Whiskey Sour is my go-to, especially if it's a cocktail bar that uses actual egg white. I'm also partial to Moscow Mules and the occasional Mojito. |
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Jul 14, 2017 07:41
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Here's one I made to commemorate my grandfather's death (cirrhosis of the liver) Wino Rhino - 1 Part Bourbon - 3 Parts White Wine - Splash of Grenadine It tastes like lovely Christmas. |
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Jul 14, 2017 09:13
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:go getchoself a what does this do to your body/genetics over time? |
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Jul 14, 2017 22:09
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Harvey Wallbanger |
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Jul 14, 2017 22:28
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James Bond strides up to the bar in his classic black tuxedo. He nods politely but confidently at the voluptuous bartender. "barkeep, make me a hot oopsie-doopsie"
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Jul 14, 2017 22:58
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I usually order iced tea, OP. |
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Jul 15, 2017 13:50
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Ask for a Holy Bartender
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 15, 2017 14:30
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Get the Matt Damon shot. It's just all the spill over into the bar matts poored into a rocks glass. Actually don't do this ever.
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Jul 15, 2017 16:22
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wisers and powerade |
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Jul 16, 2017 11:03
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also, if you have never day drunk in public out of a (super) big gulp cup, you have never truly lived |
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Jul 16, 2017 11:05
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the best way to try new drinks is to start saying that corny harry met sally joke "Ill have what she;s having lol" every time someone does something outrageous.
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Jul 16, 2017 21:51
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I guess i wouldnt know because I just wear my hot jeans at the bar and people buy my drinks for me 
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Jul 16, 2017 21:52
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Vodka and... scotch? |
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Jul 16, 2017 22:33
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If you really want to die, 1 part cheap whisky to 3-4 parts equally cheap cider. Shwhisky |
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Jul 17, 2017 02:57
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bacardi 151, make it a double so you don't have to go right back to the bar wake up next to the dumpster out back at 4 am |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:13
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Sole.Sushi posted:substitute Pinnacle Whipped for standard vodka (it's worth a try if you really want to be surprised by a drink in the most unpleasant way possible) JFC, I got some little airplane bottles of this poo poo from BevMo last December to experiment with drinks for a Christmas party cocktail competition. I was going to use it with mezcal and some other stuff to make a smores drink. Vile isn't a strong enough word for that stuff. 3 unopened mini bottles went directly into the trash. |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:17
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Fernet & Fresca Salty Trombone The Stanley Steamer Nighttrain & despair |
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Jul 17, 2017 04:21
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ask for a green tutu, theyll know what to do theyll look at u weird cause thats a fake drink HA ---------------- |
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