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after that one time i tried to order an old fashioned at a loud gay dance bar, i think the bartenders were shirtless too, i need some ideas for standard drinks. what do u liek? i just get highballs but i'm over gin tonics/gingers/sours, moscow mules, pineapple vodkas, and jameson cokes
I'm also open to joke ideas
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fuzzy scrotum
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- lmbo calrissian
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also like, what are mixed drinks w at least 3 ingredients that aren't annoying or make u sound like an rear end ordering from busy bars?
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Jul 14, 2017 03:21
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- lmbo calrissian
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ask for an "arab strap" and then get real creative when the mixologist says "i don't know that one, what's in it"
cover your back in pickles and chug jameson
what do these do? I don't get these jokes! 
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Jul 14, 2017 03:22
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- lmbo calrissian
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In light of my previous post, here are some suggestions.
Screwdriver
Salty Dog
Cuba Libre
Your cock in my . . .
Whoops, that's not technically a thing you're supposed to order.
Idk if I can listen to this. A screwdriver is a vodka with orange juice. Orange juice literally comes from the deepest anal gland of Satan's inner rear end in a top hat. It just doesn't seem too ... ethical
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Jul 14, 2017 04:39
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- lmbo calrissian
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White Russian sounds good af!! I just read it can be topped off with cola. Wouldn't mind a White Russian in the flesh either 
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Jul 14, 2017 04:44
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- lmbo calrissian
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heres a few of my faves
moscow fool
crotch rocket
banana hamlet
vodka slimlet
jamaica mesick
wet fart
blue jew times two
blowjob in the shitter
Jack & moo
glenngarry glennross
the Alan Parsons Cocktail
a spicy meatball
my uncle was in glenngarry glennross.
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Jul 14, 2017
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Jul 14, 2017 05:02
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- lmbo calrissian
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go getchoself a
MILKY.
PETE.
1 part vodka. 2 part skim milk, baby !!! 
(it's also called a 'Russian Nightmare' in some parts)
what does this do to your body/genetics over time?
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Jul 14, 2017 22:09
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Otter Pop martinis at a gay bar 
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Jul 17, 2017 19:43
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a Capri Son
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Jul 17, 2017 19:47
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a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
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Jul 17, 2017 19:50
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Riot Juice
1.5 shot of vodka
1.5 shot of blue curacao
fill the rest with pineapple juice
stolen from Binging with Babish and his It's Always Sunny cooking episode
ordered it like six times over the weekend
yum! is it common?
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Jul 20, 2017 20:37
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- lmbo calrissian
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sounds like these drinks were mostly invented in the heyday of racism ..i dunno, lets go back to comedy
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Jul 21, 2017 19:49
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Jul 24, 2017 18:37
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lime disease ricky
gues what the ingredient
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Jul 25, 2017 22:10
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do bartenders usually carry squirt soda?
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Jul 25, 2017 22:21
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I'm goingto a warehouse rave tonight
I bet they';kl have a lot of options.
I can't wait to order
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Jul 27, 2017 22:00
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the blood of a person with lyme disease.
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Jul 28, 2017 04:28
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Jul 28, 2017 04:29
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funny story last night
i wanted to order a Paloma Brava at a party from a very busy bar. But it was busy, so I ordered the main ingredients, tequila with grapefruit. I just said with grapefruit. I didnt read its actually grapefruit soda. Don't know why I thought the juice would be sweet. haaahahaha. i felt like a serial killer drinking that.
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jul 28, 2017
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Tehere's a 3 page thread of suggestions and I decided to google highball recipes and severely gently caress it up and paid the price
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