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Elpato
Oct 14, 2009

I hate to spoil the ending, but...some stuff gets eaten, y'know?
Hey, let’s all die of incompetence and dysentery:



Battle Brothers is the mercenary company management game by Overhype Studios, an indie dev team out of Hamburg, Germany. The game came out in March after a while in Early Access, and it’s seen some success because of its art, replay-ability, charm and well refined mechanics.


I just like the game. It scratches that same itch that XCOM does, and my brain loves to obsess over the min-maxing, the soaring highs, and the soul crushing lows of Ironman playthroughs.

For this playthrough, I’ll be doing it all on Veteran difficulty on Ironman mode. I’ll gladly take suggestions on what to do with regard to skills, stats, equipment, perks, etc for our battle bros, and you guys are welcome to put yourselves into the meat grinder that will be our company by submitting your names. Just submit your name, what background you prefer... stuff like that

One thing though, I’m not a particularly good captain. People will die.



Soooo many people will die.

Wasn’t there already a LP for this?
Yep. By a (more than likely) more skilled player than I, HerpicleOmnicron5. You can find it here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755604.
I’m trying to do things a bit differently by going the video route. If you don't like my soothing, dulcet tones, you are welcome to do Battle Brothers your way. *See below*

People on Steam say this game is abandoned
Yeah. It’s released and stable. The devs said they are only fixing bugs from here on out and no longer making content for Battle Brothers. No mod support coming in the future either. Overhype is moving on to other projects.

Why do this?
I like this game, and it’s held my interest for longer than most games do. I hope to inspire others to support Overhype in hopes that they give me more of the same in their next project.

You suck.
You’re right. Depending on the alignment of the planets I can be brilliant at commanding little bobbing dudes on the battlefield or an addled clown. This inconsistency makes for some interesting situations and unlikely victories, but also for crushing defeats.

I could do this much better.
Here’s where I invite you to do just that. You want to show people how to tackle this game on expert? You want to break this game over your knee by min-maxing, savescumming, or playing a god-tier seed? Do it. The point of this thread is to show Battle Brothers off.
:justpost: I’ll put it in the OP.

Would you like any help or co-commentary?
Sure. This is my first LP, so I’m still finding out exactly what works for me and what doesn’t. If you want your voice on a video or do some bonus content for the thread, hit me up on Discord at Elpato#0291. I’ll put bonus content in the post below (post number 3 in this thread).

How often are updates?
Twice a week or so. I may keep to that. I may not. So far, I’ve been pretty good at doing at least two a week. When I get into a video making groove, I tend to ride it out.

Dead MeatGoon Volunteers: (and preferences)
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Current Brothers:

Format: Name (Preference) - Days Employed/Battles/Kills/Most Powerful Kill
Flesnolk (something good)
Radintorov
Jew it to it! (pointy meatbag)
Ralepozozaxe
Tylana
Reinbach (educated, spear and shield)
Dong Quixote
Sternieliscious (“something stabby”)
Slaan (no swords)
Eddy-Baby
Sormus (ranged)
GreyjoyBastard
Skippy Granola (Bastard
HiHo ChiRho
Gridlocked, Son of Gridlocked


As yet Unemployed:

Pierzak (rat catcher with dog)
Vdate (ranged)
Sjs00 (Short))
Voltic Surge the Second
Shoota Boy II
Hunt11 Jr.
Night10195
Alta Racerabbit
Butter Creep
Cassa
Draza Hyorc
KnoxZone
Last Transmission
Veryslightlymad
SugarAddict (zealot/slayer)
Cathode Raymond II
Allison the Angery (Crossbow)
Glocknar, Son of Glocknar
Doobie Keebler
Wishbone
Dancer (polearm, puppy)
Two Wolves One Pup (Wildman)
Eight (meatshield)
Queserasera (ranged)





Obituary:

Havard - Left to die to Brigand Raiders
Baldomar - Impaled by Brigand Thug
Heinrich - Our first lesson in flails
AniEhilated - Javelin to the face
Veloxyll - Did not have the highground. Hammered to death.
Koorisch - Axed and sworded in quick succession
Gridlocked - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
Demon Of The Fall (big axe) - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
Drakenel (ranged) - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
VolticSurge - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
Sylphosaurus - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
ShootaBoy - Great Ghoul Massacre of Day 31
Funkmonkey - Impaled by a Brigand Raider
Covski - Brigand Raiders took his shield then took his life
Anticheese - So many skeletons
Cryohazard (crossbow) - Our first orc warrior
Donkringel - Brigand Raider from the high ground
Jimmydalad - Valiantly tanked Goblins until he died
RBA Starblade - Predicted his own death by brigand marksmen
Affi - Arrows and throwing axes. Pincushioned.
Masam - Tasted death and twice. Second time took.
ModernMajorGeneral - Shot through the heart
RA Rx - Met something scarier than him; a necrosavant.
GasconGlucose - Necrosavant spooked him to death
Zanziabar - Necrosavant blade
Glocknar - Necrosavant blade
Rabidredneck - Necrosavant spooked him to death
Cathode Raymond - Necrosavant blade(s)
Dr. Snark- loving Ghouls, Man
SugarAddict - loving Ghouls, Man
Moonshine Rhyme - Bandit Thug and the RNG
AltaBrown - Bandit Thug and the RNG
Gort - Bled Out in the German Mud
Gun Jam - Goblins
Night10194 - loving Ghouls, Man
Atomikus - Goblins
Sel Nar - loving Ghouls, Man
Arcturas - Brigand Raiders
Stormgear - loving Ghouls, Man
Hunt11 - Mauled by wolves
McGibby - Brigand thugs
Pvt.Scott - Brigand Raiders
Renzyal - Mauled by wolves
TV dog Wishbone of PBS
GyverMac - Goblins
Sebmojo - Goblins
MinutePirateBug - Wolves and a botched spear wall
Fat Samurai - Super buff zombie pinata
Terror storm (axe and shield) - Perforated by pikes and throwing weapons

Deserters -

LordGugs - 9/6/2/Brigand Poacher

Life Expectancy for Recruits - Two Months

Our Renown:
Professional


Current Run
Goons and Ghosts
Playlist

1 - Once Again
2 - Biters
3 - Nemesis
4 - Punching Above Our Weight
5 - Ghouls Ghouls Ghouls
6 - Lean Times
7 - Have Tools, Will Travel
8 - Delivery Boys
9 - Roll the Bones
10 - A Farewell to Poachers
11 - Ranging
12 - Always Deliver
13 - Treasure!
14 - Caesar’ed
15 - Spooky Ghosts
16 - Pet Pals and Payday
17 - Dem Bones
18 - Kings of the Hill
19 - Route Efficiency
20 - Worse Than Death
21 - Confronting One’s Demons
22 - Whips and Gobbos
23 - Getting Head(s)
24 - Green Skins and Greenhorns
25 - If Arrows Were Experience
26 - Beast Mode
27 - Opportunity
28 - Getting in the Green
29 - Invasion
30 - Against the Horde
31 - The Wolf
32 - Rust
33 - The Big Chill
34 - Warriors
35 - Can Openers
36 - Welcome Back
37 - Troubled Towns

:rip:Past Companies:rip:
First Run: Goons on Patrol
Playlist

1- Our Heroes (?), Ladies and Gentlemen
2- Simple Contracts for Simple People
3- Removing the Head or Destroying the Brain
4- Outrunning the Bear - A How-to
5- The Brothers Burkhard
6 - PokeMans
7 - Hiring Retirees
8 - Goons
9 - A Better Class of Criminal
10 - The ‘ol Switcheroo
11 - and His Merry Men
12 - Swamp Story
13 - Wet Noises
14 - The First Rung
15 - Wood, Bone, and Other Euphemisms
16 - Going Green
17 - Can Literacy Bloom on the Battlefield?
18 - We is Gobbos!
19 - Succession
20 - Trauma
21 - Serial
21 - Spoiling
21 - Spoiling - pt 2
22 - German Manhunter
23 - Marked
24 - Shot Through the Heart
25 - And I’m to Blame

Goon, the Bad, and the Ugly

1 - Mayflies (DEATH STREAM)

Have Goon, Will Travel
Playlist

1 - The Licky Bears (DEATH STREAM)
2 - Chin Up

Griddocked’s BB Stream
Lots of companies. Lots of death. You’ll love it.
On Twitch

Elpato fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Mar 31, 2018

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VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Video is unavailable.

Elpato
Oct 14, 2009

I hate to spoil the ending, but...some stuff gets eaten, y'know?
BONUS CONTENT

Gridlocked shows us how ghoul fights might go if one has the good sense to not sign up with Elpato.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbcmFJOe3iE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeo9-XJewNY

MinutePirateBug gives us a taste of mercenary school.



Flessnolk has a unique technique.



And Ralepozozaxe bags some big game.



and he gets in the heads of our goblin foes:

Elpato fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Nov 22, 2017

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I love BB.

Sign me up as a Bro.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Sign me up for dysentry!

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
Signing up to bleed out in the not-German mud!

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007
Please sign me up for the meager chance for riches and glory (and the incredibly good odds for getting a messy death by a bunch of goblins)

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

I'm down to die as a low fantasy German mercenary!

Zanziabar
Oct 31, 2010
Oh hell yes,

Sign me up with the Brawler background if possible

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Add my name to the tally of brave fools who wish to seek an untimely death fame and glory. I'd prefer a Wildman or Tailor.

VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jul 14, 2017

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
I am looking forward to getting murdered; sign me up, if possible as a historian or cultist.

anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Jul 14, 2017

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Sign me up. I was thinking of doing a VLP of this myself, because quite frankly SSLPs are joyless endeavours.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Sign me up. I was thinking of doing a VLP of this myself, because quite frankly SSLPs are joyless endeavours.

Aye I would have done a VLP as well but deciding how much editing and what point in a campaign is safe to declare an end is tricky.

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.
You only end when all three crises are done and you have at least one settlement alive. :colbert:

Or have everyone die horribly. More likely.

Incidentally, Sign me up for a ranged brother I look forward to crit murdering my allies because they were in the way. :v:

Koorisch
Mar 29, 2009
Sign me up, preferably an Flail or Dagger brother because those are two of my favorite weapons in this game.

masam
May 27, 2010
I look forward to a glorious death in battle

Sign me up!

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
Sign me up as a Two-hander. Also I want a dog. If the dog dies I will be crestfallen just so you know.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I wanna be a guy with a big axe, sign me up!

GasconGlucose
Jun 2, 2013
I'd like to be a fancy mercenary in a gritty world; please put me down for an adventurous noble background of some sort.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
croaker, we've got an entire army of idiots here, one fake doctor that keeps doing as much harm as good, and one REAL doctor. that's YOU. you don't take your place on the line until we're out of this. UNDERSTOOD?

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
Hire all the cripples, beggars, idiots and drunkards.

And the melon molesters.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Put me in the line, coach! I can do this!

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Hell I'll take an arrow or 3. Sign me up!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I've actually been really curious about this game since I first heard of it, so I'm looking forward to this.

Sign me up to get ork'd.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Sign me up - I like this game a lot and also thought it would be great for an LP, since goons can't get enough of horrible things happening to goons.

Wow Gisbert is a monster of an early game character :stare:

One thing I don't like about this game is the way damaging items affects drops - it makes logical sense but in practice leads to enemies dropping helmets and weapons much more often than body armour, which means all of your money tends to end up going to armour and leads to tedious knife/dagger cheesing.

ModernMajorGeneral fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 14, 2017

Cryohazard
Feb 5, 2010
I'd like to be a guy what gets a crossbow, if that's a thing.

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Let me at them! I'm ready to fight, kill and eventually die! I'm fine with whatever.

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
I wanna be an Expendabro!

I am fine for filling any background or class.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Join a mercenary company? How could I lose? Sign me up.

Rabidredneck
Oct 30, 2010

Not pleasant when angered.
I'll hop in on this, I'll be a hammer man, smashing baddies with my hammer.

The death gurgles can be hilarious, orks, humans, goblins and animals all have their unique noises when killed.

LordGugs
Oct 16, 2012
I love this game, so much fun, but if you would please MURDER ME.

Elpato
Oct 14, 2009

I hate to spoil the ending, but...some stuff gets eaten, y'know?
Should be posting a double update tonight once I get some editing done.

Goon names are coming. These first couple in-game weeks are prereocrded to ensure we get the start of an interesting run. Day 15 is going to be the beginning of Goon murder time.

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.

Rabidredneck posted:

I'll hop in on this, I'll be a hammer man, smashing baddies with my hammer.

The death gurgles can be hilarious, orks, humans, goblins and animals all have their unique noises when killed.

It's worth reiterating that the sound design in this game is incredible. The impact sounds for shield, armor, and flesh are all very visceral. A two hander deacpitating several fools at once is a gory cacophony of gurgles and sounds of flesh being rent.

Elpato
Oct 14, 2009

I hate to spoil the ending, but...some stuff gets eaten, y'know?
New videos up. Got some of my quality issues taken care of too. Yay!

nweismuller
Oct 11, 2012

They say that he who dies with the most Opil wins.

I am winning.
Utterly useless trivia: 'Wiederganger' for 'zombie' translates to 'one who goes again'. Pretty much.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Coolguye posted:

croaker, we've got an entire army of idiots here, one fake doctor that keeps doing as much harm as good, and one REAL doctor. that's YOU. you don't take your place on the line until we're out of this. UNDERSTOOD?
Here's the real question: who's going to be Lady?
(and murder any semblance of quality of the plot by virtue of joining the company)

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Battle Brothers is one of those games I keep seeing on my steam list and going "oh yeah, I should play that" before immediately dying in the second encounter and giving up

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
The terrible 'caravan hand' you hired was actually a daytaler, who tend to have worse stats.

I think it would be good if you hovered over the traits to show their effects to those that don't play - I think being fat is a neutral trait (:goonsay:) since you get +10 HP for -10 fatigue (fatigue is more useful but you can just level accordingly to balance it out)

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Put me in as someone expendable!

anilEhilated posted:

Here's the real question: who's going to be Lady?
(and murder any semblance of quality of the plot by virtue of joining the company)

While the plot fell over hard for awhile around there it wasn't as bad as the last Dread Empire book, though to be fair he slapped two plots together because the script was stolen.

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Savgeir
Dec 23, 2013

Have you appeased the machine spirits today?

Sign me up for fame and fortune!

I haven't played this in a while so this'll be a nice chance to catch myself up before I give it another go in the future (AKA probably put it off til never) Here's hoping we dont all get horribly mutilated too quickly.

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