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Taut Lore
Jul 14, 2017


James Bond movies are full of sexual innuendo and it is nowhere more apparent than in the character names
For instance take Blofelt and Oddjob - weird names right? Not if you know the joke "what do you get if you cross the James Bond villains Oddjob and Blofelt?"

And then there's the Bond girls' names - we've all heard of Pussy Galore snicker snicker

But did you know about Holly Goodhead from Moonraker? Or Plenty O'Toole in Diamonds are Forever? Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye? And Ursula Andress well .... I'd be her hunni any time (between 1961 and 1975)

So I reckon they chose him because of his name not his acting talent that's all

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moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


So you're saying roger moore got the role because his name means gently caress more and thats why he is the best james bond

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Yeah well Craig is one letter off from Crag which is ironically what his face is full of

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

by Lowtax


roger moore basically dominated all of the 70s bonds and most of the 80s, so yeah hes obv the best

Kak
Sep 27, 2002


penis mightier

moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


Why do people always forget about Con Buggery?

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

YOSPOS


He was the handsomest

Dr. Tim Whatley
Jun 25, 2012

after an incredibly unsettling dream that involved my bf and a bat and subsequently waking up shaking. I'm done with this show.


Actually you find that the best Bond was easily, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taut Lore
Jul 14, 2017


moose face posted:

So you're saying roger moore got the role because his name means gently caress more and thats why he is the best james bond

If by "best" you mean makes me laugh when stoned then yes

Like Trump is the best president since JFK bc he makes me laugh
But getting your head blown off by your own guys in Dallas is still funnier

The best contestants in American Idol are the poo poo ones bc they make me laugh. Singing beautifully on the stage is boring imo and that's when I stop watching it

This new philosophy has helped me be able to laugh at everything and all I do all day is lol lol lol

Oh poo poo time's up they don't let the patients on the internet for more than half an hour in case we masturbate to snuff movies n poo poo

Bye

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

And people say there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas but your mom's pussy is fantastic

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