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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell, Vice.
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Jul 17, 2017 04:38
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Honky Dong Country posted:Wait is some of the poo poo in this thread real? Every single thing itt so far has been real
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Jul 17, 2017 04:39
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Honky Dong Country posted:Wait is some of the poo poo in this thread real? Vice: The horrors other news companies won't tell you about
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Jul 17, 2017 04:39
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gently caress man, I was enjoying this poo poo when I thought it was exaggeration. Like I knew Vice did a lot of really dumb stories but holy poo poo man, filming a dude loving a donkey?
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Jul 17, 2017 04:41
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Honky Dong Country posted:gently caress man, I was enjoying this poo poo when I thought it was exaggeration. Like I knew Vice did a lot of really dumb stories but holy poo poo man, filming a dude loving a donkey? They knew what they were getting into. They went down specifically to film men who hosed donkeys, and by god they got men who hosed donkeys WITH ENTHUSIASM.
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Jul 17, 2017 04:57
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Welp, tonight I learned that the internet and the people on it can still shock me after all these years. Like yeah sure we all know sickos out there gently caress animals, but a supposed group of journalists making a point to go out and film it...just wow.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:01
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Honky Dong Country posted:Welp, tonight I learned that the internet and the people on it can still shock me after all these years. Like yeah sure we all know sickos out there gently caress animals, but a supposed group of journalists making a point to go out and film it...just wow. The donkey loving was the eye opener for me that "oh hey these journalists are just sophomoric poo poo-heads trying to get a laugh and a vacation on someone else's dime". The second was the Amsterdam magic mushrooms documentary where the hipster wearing an overcoat in summer heat all day ignored the commentary and input of experts and professionals and just got high on truffles and disingenuously treated it like religious experience.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:14
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Action-Bastard posted:The donkey loving was the eye opener for me that "oh hey these journalists are just sophomoric poo poo-heads trying to get a laugh and a vacation on someone else's dime". The second was the Amsterdam magic mushrooms documentary where the hipster wearing an overcoat in summer heat all day ignored the commentary and input of experts and professionals and just got high on truffles and disingenuously treated it like religious experience. I'm glad I bailed on them before seeing this.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:17
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Eh I never read Vice anyway, but I didn't think anybody but a no-poo poo animal fucker would want to film a donkey getting hosed, then going even further and posting it and being all "THIS IS FOR JOURNALISM" about it. It wouldn't even bother me if they had just written an article about it, considering it is pretty drat bizarre for that to be a widely accepted practice. But gently caress man, did you really need to send a guy out there to film it? poo poo.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:21
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The 35 mg of black market fentynol was hitting my bloodstream just as the nitrous oxide started to work it's magic. I'd been able to smuggle a small can of it in my "medical gear" and so through international customs at Hong Kong, but the extra $400 I'd kicked the security agent surely helped. I'd spent the plane ride in a crazed stupor, that infinite stretch of time between coming down and hitting again, the nightmare twilight between highs. The blood on my shirt, on my hands, and the bare-boned split knuckles of my right hand had drawn strange looks from TSA as I swiped my expedited entry and entered LAX, the United States' devilish answer to the ant-like frenzy of the decaying old world charm that represented Heathrow, Charles de Gaul, or any other brave hero. The kind of heroes that don't exist anymore. There are no more noble wars to be fought. Forgetting that I'd checked a bag, I entered the blazing sun and heat of midday. It was hot, no doubt, and the red tinge to the air made the cabbies nervous, angry. They jockeyed for position, and I took the seediest looking one. It was hot. Very hot. Maybe 102 degrees. The weather for the rest of the week looks good, though. Highs in the mid 90s, perhaps some light rains toward the end of the week. We should be seeing these lower temperatures as we move into the weekend, with a possible spike in Sunday, to accompany a pollution advisory. Don't light fires and try to carpool if you're traveling from Thursday through Sunday.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:26
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Honky Dong Country posted:Eh I never read Vice anyway, but I didn't think anybody but a no-poo poo animal fucker would want to film a donkey getting hosed, then going even further and posting it and being all "THIS IS FOR JOURNALISM" about it. It wouldn't even bother me if they had just written an article about it, considering it is pretty drat bizarre for that to be a widely accepted practice. But gently caress man, did you really need to send a guy out there to film it? poo poo. Oh if you haven't actually watched it, they play porn music over the scenes of donkey loving. Professional. Journalism.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:26
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Action-Bastard posted:Oh if you haven't actually watched it, they play porn music over the scenes of donkey loving. Jesus. So they decided to do the loving Jay and Silent Bob thing for readership? Here, guys. Bestiality for your pleasure. But also please nominate us for lots of awards.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:30
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Action-Bastard posted:Oh if you haven't actually watched it, they play porn music over the scenes of donkey loving. They aren't about to half-rear end this important report.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:31
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Honky Dong Country posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell, Vice. Don't. Doxx. Me.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:32
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Telephones posted:Don't. Doxx. Me. What a jackass
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Jul 17, 2017 05:33
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So wait the donkey can't consent so isn't this donkey rape? 
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Jul 17, 2017 05:35
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Smoking weed with Gildan, the new face of American Apparel feminism
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Jul 17, 2017 05:40
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*looks around room* *sees fedora* *sees no less than four bow ties* Hmmmm *cracks knuckles* "A while ago, I saw one of our regulars in action. I knew she enjoys gang bangs, but this time, she was even more adventurous than usual. It's difficult for me to describe the scene exactly. But let's say I was facing a line of guys queueing up, waiting to have sex with her. She loves having something written above her bum, things like "fill this" or "needy hole." According to her, it stimulates "the stallions" riding her. " *wonders how many people will be disappointed when I easily take this years pulitzer*
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Jul 17, 2017 05:44
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Dies has funeral is buried this episode.
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Jul 17, 2017 05:47
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THE PISS TAPES ARE REALquote:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/zmvqj4/a-man-peed-on-a-womans-face-in-the-subway
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Jul 17, 2017 05:54
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Avalanche posted:THE PISS TAPES ARE REAL Were they there to film this one? Journalism, y'know.
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Jul 17, 2017 06:40
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*Decides to do a doco about the mutant animals of Chenobyl* *Doco features no animals at all* *Gets drunk and mumbles about how radiation is bad*
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*hanging out with black gang in the hood* *really want them all to like me even though I'm trying to incite a race war*
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*forgets to remove iPhone photo GPS metadata and exposes the location of a crazy software developer*
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Jul 17, 2017 07:17
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 If anyone hasn't seen The Onion's vice parody "Edge," it's great
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Jul 17, 2017 07:20
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like a cigarette should posted:I love that one because that donkey sex guy was so brazen about it and the reporter guy treated it all as a joke, but no, that colombian man was staring the reporter and the camera down as he just went to town on that donkey. I didn't know Vice did this lmao but yeah you'd think you'd get the hint that you're just filming a dude who likes to rape animals and gets off on people watching after a while. Like basically just filming amateur bestiality porn to turn the dude on even more. Good work vice
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Jul 17, 2017 07:31
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Blue Moonlight posted:*""""forgets""""" to remove iPhone photo GPS metadata and exposes the location of a crazy software developer, is the only news crew present for his arrest*
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Jul 17, 2017 07:38
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the vice donkey sex thing is a good watch, not because of the animal loving or whatever whacko cultural poo poo drives it, but because you get to see it slowly dawn upon the vice dudes that they are actually going to find the thing that they went looking for, and because of how bad it fucks them up when they do
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proof of concept posted:the vice donkey sex thing is a good watch, not because of the animal loving or whatever whacko cultural poo poo drives it, but because you get to see it slowly dawn upon the vice dudes that they are actually going to find the thing that they went looking for, and because of how bad it fucks them up when they do 
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Jul 17, 2017 09:33
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i was more offended by the hipstery guys doing teh story than i was about the columbians who are apparently banging animals left and right cause im not flying down there to stop them and neither ar eyou so those donkeys are just hosed , guys. theyre hosed at least vice was trying to expose the uh... truth. at one point
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Jul 17, 2017 15:32
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Honky Dong Country posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell, Vice. Im the donkey.
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kickascii posted:
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Jul 17, 2017 16:14
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Avalanche posted:THE PISS TAPES ARE REAL we're in a state of emergency here people, a PISS EMERGENCY
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Jul 17, 2017 16:14
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mike12345 posted:Surprised no one posted "Dronez" yet literally the first reply
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:literally the first reply Dronez.
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Jul 17, 2017 17:19
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Three different Vice journalists have vanished over the last 14 months while trying to visit the same off-the-map town in southern Ohio for a story that starts off about some gas station. I have a good feeling I'm going to be the guy who finally breaks this.
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Jul 18, 2017 08:43
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I've only ever seen like one video Vice back in like 2006 or something when they went to North Korea. The guy talked about how he was being smuggled into North Korea or bribed someone or some poo poo like that to get into the country. Then proceeded to stay in a hotel and take part in the usual pre-prepared tours that every westerner has to do. That was enough for me to know that anything else they produced would be utter poo poo.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Three different Vice journalists have vanished over the last 14 months while trying to visit the same off-the-map town in southern Ohio for a story that starts off about some gas station. I have a good feeling I'm going to be the guy who finally breaks this. Next Silent Hill game looking surprisingly good.
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