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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Man Mode me, baby.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

John Dyne posted:

Halloween Jack, you are a Dwarf Rat Catcher. You have the coveted small, but vicious dog, a beast highly prized by all adventurers for its ability to gently caress poo poo up. Skaven beware, for your mighty mutt will feast upon their throats. You yourself are a small, but vicious rat catcher.



Characteristics

WS 45
BS 27
S 31
T 41
Ag 31
Int 36
WP 31
Fel 22

Attacks 1
Wounds 13
Movement 3
Fate Points 3



Skills
Animal Care
Animal Trainer
Common Knowledge (Dwarfs)
Concealment
Perception
Search
Set Trap
Silent Move
Speak Language (Bretonnian)
Speak Language (Khazalid)
Trade (Miner)

Talents
Dwarfcraft
Grudge-born Fury
Night Vision
Resistance to Disease
Resistance to Magic
Stout-hearted
Resistance to Poison
Specialist Weapon Group (Sling)
Sturdy
Tunnel Rat

4'11, 135 lbs, copper hair, purple eyes, missing nail, ruddy cheeks. Two sisters, one brother, Gnuthus the Ox.

Trappings: Sling with Ammunition, 4 Animal Traps, Pole with 1d10 dead rats, Small but Vicious Dog. Common clothing, worn boots, tattered cloak, backpack with camping gear, dagger, hand weapon (ratting spade), a purse holding 9gc.

Advances
Agility +5%
Agility +5%
Wounds +1
Wounds +1


Snorri Bronnson

Me grandfolks came outta the Vaults, and me mum and dad come from Parravon, carting stonework and dwarfcraft all over for posh folk as wants that sorta thing. Then he got into wine, and cloth, and now he stays close in town, which is good cause his knees is bad, you know.

But I'm the second son and two daughters besides, so my dad says to me, "Son, I made my own living up out of nothing, like it were, and sad to say, you got to do the same." So I look around and I see even the rag and bone trade is shut up, and not the farmer nor the shopkeep complain of no place to throw out their ashes, but they've all got rats in their larders. "If it stinks, it clinks," mum used to say. So with no fear of ditch nor tunnel, I knew I had my work cut out for me. That's how I found Digger, she's a good dog.



And it pays tolerable well, but I figure there's big opportunities for a man who's ready for anything. I don't even know why I got called up when so many dangerous looking characters got turned away, but maybe his lordship prefers an honest rat-catcher to a cutthroat. I know I do. Anyway, if it all ends with me flushing rats out of wheat-stacks, only with a sack of ferrets and a new pair of boots, I'll call it a good day's work.

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Aug 6, 2017

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Whoops, never took my advances. Manmoded in.

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