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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Nasty KO. Crazy fencing response.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
goddamn that's quite a knee

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Nice palette cleanser after the Rashad fight

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
Full of contrasts between fights is this card, Joe.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Joe Rogan resisting the urge to fly in to Mexico City and interview Bravo right now.

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Jesus. Night night.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Dan Didio posted:

I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Bullshit stoppage, he still had his hands up.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Old mate on the stool being held in place so he doesn't fall over

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
poo poo it looked like that dude couldn't move his right arm sitting on the stool there.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Poor Mexico.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
They desperately need a better translator rather than the first guy who raised his hand when they asked if he could speak Spanish and English.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I wonder how many cards have two sub-30 second KOs. I can't think of any others.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CommonShore posted:

I wonder how many cards have two sub-30 second KOs. I can't think of any others.

there was an australian fight night card a year or two ago where like 10 our of the 12 fights were finished in the first round and all of them were finished.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Bullshit stoppage, he still had his hands up.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Marching Powder posted:

there was an australian fight night card a year or two ago where like 10 our of the 12 fights were finished in the first round and all of them were finished.

I think that was Bisping Rockhold 1.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

I think that was Bisping Rockhold 1.

spot on, though i may have overstated the first round finishes, it was still insane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Rockhold_vs._Bisping

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marching Powder posted:

there was an australian fight night card a year or two ago where like 10 our of the 12 fights were finished in the first round and all of them were finished.

I looked it up - Rockhold vs Bisping. Fastest finish was 2:16. Still sweet.

UFC 102 had two sub 30 KOs (Duffee-Hague, Marquardt-Maia)

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Battle of the trendy haircuts

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Alan Jouban is drat beautiful.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Hell of a thing that that needed that many qualifiers. Third fastest debut fight at featherweight. MMA might be awesome.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Marching Powder posted:

spot on, though i may have overstated the first round finishes, it was still insane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Rockhold_vs._Bisping

A wild card that marked the beginning of the Bisping era.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Jouban is gorgeous. Price looks like he has opinions on whether or not eatin' is cheatin'.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Grisham is still awful.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Haha Gary Copeland looks even more ridiculous now.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Marching Powder posted:

spot on, though i may have overstated the first round finishes, it was still insane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Rockhold_vs._Bisping

I watched that with a room full of casuals and probably made a half dozen lifelong UFC fans

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
And it continues

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Ah gently caress.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

That seemed like an early stoppage.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That felt early then I saw Jouban get up like a baby horse.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Strange finish.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Good stoppage by Mini Brock Lesnar

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Also Price got the win and seemed to immediately start yelling at Jouban like a dick.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

He's still my boy

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That was probably a little early, but it almost certainly didn't change the outcome. It's like the Chisea(sp?) stoppage a few weeks ago.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Price is an rear end in a top hat and fights just wildly enough that he's probably gonna bite hard on a feint and get knocked out soon.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Le Saboteur posted:

Also Price got the win and seemed to immediately start yelling at Jouban like a dick.

Yea, I don't like Price after seeing that bit.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


This guy is extemely annoying and his haircut loving sucks. Shut the gently caress up.

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NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
Gotta Love a guy who mean mugs and acts like a douche to a dude half conscious on the stool then turns right around and starts yammering about all the glory to god

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