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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This thread is for cool poo poo you find in your backyard. I'll start us off with this:



I have no idea what this thing is! But it seems to enjoy eating yellow jackets! Therefore it must be friendly!



What kind of cool stuff is in your backyard right now!?!?!?!

Figure it out and show us some cool pictures!

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
it's a bug, OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I live in an apartment so I dont have a back yard

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i live in an apartment, and thus, i have no backyard. there's some broken bottles and poo poo in the alley.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I've got a dog that is currently asleep and dreaming on the floor in front of me op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Apartment goons could use like, I don't know, potted plants or something.

plebs

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Looks like a yellow garden spider to me, op.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

its all nice on rice posted:

Looks like a yellow garden spider to me, op.

It totally is! Thanks, goon. I've been an avid gardener in this state for years and have never seen one before. Kinda jazzed on cool new spiders.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Literally A Person posted:

It totally is! Thanks, goon. I've been an avid gardener in this state for years and have never seen one before. Kinda jazzed on cool new spiders.

they're often called writing spiders because of the zig zag in the web that looks like script

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
That's a cardio spider the design in its web is its heart rate, you must be one hosed up person to be scaring that spider so bad op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Free Cheese posted:

That's a cardio spider the design in its web is its heart rate, you must be one hosed up person to be scaring that spider so bad op

I didn't even touch her! I'll make up some soothing tea for her. :ohdear:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
a buried corpse. of a person, THAT I KILLED!!!!!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Putty posted:

a buried corpse. of a person, THAT I KILLED!!!!!!!!

You'll notice the "photos" tag on this thread. We want pictures!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


pls ignore the camera quality and the sack

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Literally A Person posted:

Apartment goons could use like, I don't know, potted plants or something.

plebs

um excuse me, I live on the top floor and lord over all those beneath me :smuggo:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Putty posted:



pls ignore the camera quality and the sack

I think the sack really adds to it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

um excuse me, I live on the top floor and lord over all those beneath me :smuggo:

Oh sorry, goon. Well, I'm gonna go outside and roll around in my beautiful lawn and eat delicious produce from my large and bountiful garden.

Namaste

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Nooner posted:

um excuse me, I live on the top floor and lord over all those beneath me :smuggo:

quit bowling in your living room at 3 am

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Nooner posted:

um excuse me, I live on the top floor and lord over all those beneath me :smuggo:

same :smug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i kinda of have a lovely green space in front of my house but i got a big deck

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the people who lived on the top floor and got their dog murdered in Rear Window had a backyard in their apartment complex

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Pfft, lol at that garbage spider, get some real animals in your backyard op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what a weird lookin cat

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Megabound posted:

Pfft, lol at that garbage spider, get some real animals in your backyard op



Okay, what is that cute little varmint?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, what is that cute little varmint?

I think that's a Dracula Rat.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Want to pet that catcoon. Know it would rip my face but can't help it.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
i found a fairy in my backyard

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
he hosed the poo poo outta me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

macdonal hamborkles posted:

i found a fairy in my backyard

macdonal hamborkles posted:

he hosed the poo poo outta me

Supporting evidence?

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
gotta belive dude

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
:yikes:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

macdonal hamborkles posted:

gotta belive dude

Okay, I'm believing. Now what?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

macdonal hamborkles posted:

gotta belive dude

are you positive tho?

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
i might be now

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

That might count as something in your "backyard"

E:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, what is that cute little varmint?

A possum, they live in the roof and keep everyone up with their loud and frightful sex having.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wow possums are way better than opossums

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
When i was a kid we used to grab cicadas off the tree and throw them into the web of yellow garden spiders. The spider would immediately pounce on it and wrap it up. One time we threw so many into the web that the spider just started dropping them onto the ground after wrapping them up.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

R.L. Stine posted:

it's a bug, OP.

I'M FROM BUENOS ARES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL!!!

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Beta Orbiter
May 27, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

It totally is! Thanks, goon. I've been an avid gardener in this state for years and have never seen one before. Kinda jazzed on cool new spiders.

Spiders migrating? Climate change.

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