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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Throw Paido at it. Maybe a sacrifice will convince it we’re its friend and we can ride it to the temple.

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OK, OK. Sword its legs off. You guys have no sense of adventure.

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Shop till we drop.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Mikl posted:

Buy some booze boza and give four coins to the beggars.

The book isn't going to screw us for being decent human beings and giving to people in need, right?

We’ll probably get ourself mugged by a mob who think we’re a rich arsehole but what the hell. That.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Let’s get Blesskrieged!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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"OK yokels, who's been messing with the signage? PS your fire stinks."

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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We can probably hide successfully, but it's not Banedon's skill set. Say hi to the po-po - I mean the so-so - and if they do turn out to be shapeshifting Darklord special forces we can make the world a safer place.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Helios Grime posted:

Let's take this baby offroad!

Let’s take the path less travelled-by.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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I daresay huntmastery could feed us if we fancied some raw urban pigeon but sod that. Food!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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WHAT'S UP, NERVOUS-LOOKING SOLDIER GUYS SPEAKING QUIETLY?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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What the hell are we finding to eat down here?

Investigate. Maybe whatever-it-is tastes better than cockroaches and lichen.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Helios Grime posted:

Let's see how smooth Lone Wolf really is. :wink:

“At your service, m’scaly.”

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

Shall we go with him to the North Gate or leave him and make for the West Gate?

Yay we made a new friend! Let's go along with him and see how long he survives....

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Banedon is a big fireball-chucking wizard boy who can look after himself. Let's see what's going on at the North Gate!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Helios Grime posted:

Let's do some sidequestin first, look for Sebb Jarel.

Yeah, he sounds cool. Let’s do this.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Say hi to the no-doubt-extremely-random encounter.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Kangra posted:

(Hey, he could be a friendly Helghast.)

There's got to be at least one out there who's sick of all the murdering and treachery and wants a friend and a new start.

We got the directions, follow them.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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"Did you just try and squish me, jerk?"

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Maugrim posted:

These aren't bad guys. Let's just leave.

Yeah, and they have a lot of friends outside who'll probably come in and help as soon as they hear murdering. Let's scoot!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Brave Sir Lone Wolf bravely ran away.

And drat right we follow our new bear bestie.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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The_White_Crane posted:

We Have a Bow and We Wish to Use it on Roark if at all possible.
Can I preemptively suggest that our highest priority here should be killing Roark, regardless of all other options? Highborn bitches get stitches. :black101:

Seconded!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Leraika posted:

Use another stick to beat the Bad Dog

It is a Very Bad Dog and doesn't deserve our Shiny Sword.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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nelson posted:

Justice for Rorak’s followers. We shouldn’t interfere. Let’s go around.

Yeah, gently caress 'em. Pity we can't steal a horse or whistle one over though.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

It seems a shame to come all the way to the Isle of Ghosts and leave just as the ghosts come out, but OK.

Shall we use our bow or our sword?

If we'd rolled a 7 or higher we'd have avoided this fight. You need either Invisibility or Pathsmanship to even have that chance though.

What would have happened if we'd gone in to bust the ghosts? I was assuming either Death by Ghostnado or a stab in the back from Roark's ingrate buddy, but now I'm curious.

And hell yeah, we wish to use this bow what we have.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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nelson posted:

When have we ever hidden the bodies before? Although when the books give you a safety-oriented option you should usually take it (duck as you open the door). But time is also a factor sometimes. Meh, let's live dangerously.

Leave them and go.

This.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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quote:

The only horsemen who wear this livery are the cavalry of Talestria.

The Forces of Evil are noted for their strict uniform policy. Every outfit must include swarthiness, spikes, glowing eyes, mutations, general ugliness and/or Aura of Evil.

Say hi to the nice soldiers; hiding under a bridge will just make us look suspicious.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Heads.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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quote:

‘Fate has chosen you for this heroic task, Kai Lord,’ he says

Please tell me he says that whichever you pick.

And isn’t LW supposed to speak Darklandish? He should at least be able to tell the difference between “who’s that over there get him” and “the slaves are revolting head for the gates”.

Anyway, duck and cover.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Messing around with the rods looks worryingly likely to dump the Lorestones down the deep dark pit. So:

Mikl posted:

Chug and climb.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Bifauxnen posted:

what I don't get is, instead of trying so hard to find a way to destroy the lorestones, why don't they just chuck em in the pit?

Hell, just chuck one of them in the pit. Leaves you two to study or corrupt or whatever the hell it is the guys in the transparent lab coats are doing and makes sure that no sneaky Kai lord can collect the full set.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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I think we definitely need Divination wherever we’re going; a hotline to the author sounds like a lifesaver. And let’s go for long pointy thing rather than another sword variant. Spear.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Gullies fill up with stuff. Head for the rocks. But keep a weapon handy.like achtungnight said.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Take, talk.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Helios Grime posted:

investigate the adjoining room

Maybe there's loot!

Maybe there’s a bed, a bath and/or something to eat. Go see

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Eat the food and snooze on the giant sofa.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Eh, touch it. What's the worst that could happen?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Avoid, avoid, avoid.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

Should we hide in the undergrowth, go back to the monolith, or shoot arrows at them?

We're good at hiding. Keep hiding.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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For all we know our potential informant is a prisoner or locked up in the larder for the next big party. Keep on sneakin'.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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’Sup, fur face?

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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achtungnight posted:

Confirm our future is full of danger & death.

Especially for the poor buggers escorting us. Sure, let tarot lady do her stuff.

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