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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tokamak posted:

Cougars are always hungry for the muscleoils

I swear to god this game just knows

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Cougars are definitely never far from any good gathering of oiled muscle dorfs

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

dwarf fortress is neat and all but how the gently caress is there not a Liberal Crime Squad CSPAM run

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Xand_Man posted:

Default uniform just leather loinclothes
And socks.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




bennyfranks posted:

dwarf fortress is neat and all but how the gently caress is there not a Liberal Crime Squad CSPAM run

be the change

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zardoz uniforms for all

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im taking the long odds btw and putting my money on the fort being run as a criminal syndicate by a blue jay man necromancer w/in a month

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
More info on our home civ The Citadel of Blowing which recently founded our outpost of Muscleoils





Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Update: Muscleoil is secretion resulting from the egg, bacon and cheese goon keto diet.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Tokamak posted:

Update: Muscleoil is secretion resulting from the egg, bacon and cheese goon keto diet.

It's a tremendous savings in muscle oil that we would have to buy otherwise

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Venom Snake posted:

More info on our home civ The Citadel of Blowing which recently founded our outpost of Muscleoils







:rip: the brave bodices, long live the bodices of clenching

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Our king is very :thunk:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

Our king is very :thunk:



Welp i found myself a god to worship in the end it seems

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

the Citadel of Blowing just sounds like a big city way to refer to the Succ Zone

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




an erotic philosopher king

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

an erotic philosopher king

King Chuck Tingle

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Squizzle posted:

an erotic philosopher king

pls no doxx me

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

the bitcoin of weed posted:

the Citadel of Blowing just sounds like a big city way to refer to the Succ Zone

layers within layers


Squizzle posted:

an erotic philosopher king

Kings in dwarven kingdoms/empires don't really work by heritage....I guess he just won some foot races and wrote some books?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

worshipping the deity of jizz perfumes

:thunk:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



King Tingle LXIX has commissioned a new outpost, "Muscleoil" be built with haste and fervor

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tokamak posted:

worshipping the deity of jizz perfumes

:thunk:

the gorilla mindset

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Good start so far as far as humor goes

Shame we're gonna get skullfucked by necromancers

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh my god he IS an erotic fiction mindset writer king

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Learn more about the door pattern in My Thoughts On the Lock.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Brilliant Erotic Historian Phrenology Eugenics King

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



All the better to breed for healthy massive alcoholism in our dwarves

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Epic High Five posted:

Welp i found myself a god to worship in the end it seems
I'm more of a fan of the marmot god of revenge

Epic High Five posted:

Shame we're gonna get skullfucked by necromancers
Pounded in the butt by the external manifestation of my neighbor's arcane might
By Meng Boltschanted

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Venom Snake posted:

Brilliant Erotic Historian Phrenology Eugenics King



peter thiel, huh

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
i want a dwarf and I want to see you fail horribly

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
who let an elves in here

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


See if you can get the elves to send us war cougars

Edit: nah you gonna get boned by bones

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Venom Snake posted:

Our king is very :thunk:



The king is a PUA.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Venom Snake posted:

Brilliant Erotic Historian Phrenology Eugenics King


The Dark Enlightenment was always going to start underground.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

is the dwarf fort doing better than houston?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

is the dwarf fort doing better than houston?

Well Iv not got a chance to do much with it because CALCULUS SUCKS but hopefully today after uni I can get some done.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Bone Floods 'n Harmony

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

bennyfranks posted:

dwarf fortress is neat and all but how the gently caress is there not a Liberal Crime Squad CSPAM run

There was one before the election if you dig back far enough

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
liberal crime squad is the real antifa

we dont need the game anymore, the first of tarns creations has broken its virtual chains

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
has the game killed us all yet

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



we must be dead

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