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Hello, Goon Chefs. It is that time once again. Time to take up your knives and vie for supremacy in the battlefield that is this, our virtual Kitchen Stadium. As your Chairman, I have long pondered a dangerous question. What is chili? Are beans required, or verboten? Must there be meat? What spice is sublime? As the weather here turns cold, and the tailgating begins, this question demands an answer. Today, we shall attempt to find this answer in the fires of culinary combat. Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to make me a chili. Document your steps. Justify to your fellow chefs and your Chairman why yours is the One True Chili. Your peers will judge you, and a winner will be crowned. The Rules : 1. All may enter. This challenge stretches beyond the confines of Something Offal, and to all in the land. Bring those who have never competed, as opinions on chili are nigh universal, and they too will have much to argue. 2. You must justify why your chili is, in fact chili. A lack of effort will bring shame upon you. 3. The deadline for entry is the end of October. Once November begins, this battle is ended, and you shall face the judgement of your peers. The Rewards : The winner will receive a physical token of my esteem, shipped to them upon giving me a place to ship it, and a forum upgrade of their choice, but those are simply tokens. The true reward is forcing the competition to acknowledge that your chili is the true chili! The losers will receive the burning shame of defeat.  ALLEZ CUISINE! Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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I might enter this if I have time... September's a busy month though! Edit: the deadline is really harsh, just over two weeks? Can you push it out to mid-October? Scientastic fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Sep 13, 2017 21:12
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I'm off overseas until October so I'm reluctantly out.
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Sep 13, 2017 22:48
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I just made myself single and it's been cold up here, recently. Is it okay for me to just make a chili and post pictures, even if most of it is stolen from Kenji Lopez's recipe except with extra ingredients?
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Sep 14, 2017 01:10
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Scientastic posted:I might enter this if I have time... September's a busy month though! Let it never be said that I am not a benevolent chairman. New deadline is now 1 November! fr0id posted:I just made myself single and it's been cold up here, recently. Is it okay for me to just make a chili and post pictures, even if most of it is stolen from Kenji Lopez's recipe except with extra ingredients? All I ask is that you make a case for why your chili is the best chili. I am not about to judge where you got your inspiration and recipe from. Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Sep 14, 2017 04:15
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Fantastic, I can definitely take part now!
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Sep 14, 2017 07:05
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I was just bumming out the other day that it was too warm to make chili- now I have a reason!
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Sep 14, 2017 14:23
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Definitely in on this.
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Sep 14, 2017 20:51
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Oh boy, cant wait to try out this new recipe I found https://twitter.com/FizFashizzle/status/904089657985654785  I'll definitely submit a real chili chili recipe, just need to figure out what kinds of chilis I can get at the farmer's market
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Sep 14, 2017 20:54
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Proper chili has both beef and beans and anything lacking either is not real chili. Come the gently caress at me.
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Sep 15, 2017 15:11
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The Shortest Path posted:Proper chili has both beef and beans and anything lacking either is not real chili. But Green Chili has neither 
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Sep 15, 2017 15:28
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Croatoan posted:But Green Chili has neither Green Chili is a pretender to the name.
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Sep 15, 2017 15:35
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The Shortest Path posted:Proper chili has both beef and beans and anything lacking either is not real chili. Make your argument in the form of a bowl of chili, and we can talk.
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Sep 16, 2017 02:40
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I haven't done this in a long time. I think it's time to try again.
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Sep 16, 2017 04:44
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The Shortest Path posted:Proper chili has both beef and beans and anything lacking either is not real chili. Beans in chili are an abomination.
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Sep 16, 2017 06:50
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Every mofo with chilipinions in this here thread best be entering.
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Sep 16, 2017 07:09
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sweat poteto posted:Every mofo with chilipinions in this here thread best be entering. I JUST made chili recently and still have leftovers. Dammit. Guess I'll have to make more soon.
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Sep 16, 2017 07:20
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At least we can quarantine the bad opinions people have about stew to this thread.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:39
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bloody ghost titty posted:At least we can quarantine the bad opinions people have about stew to this thread. Why? I thought this was for chili, not stew, which are two different things.
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Sep 16, 2017 23:37
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Chili has never been one of my recipes...but I look forward to seeing what everyone does! Great idea.
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Sep 20, 2017 03:12
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On a scale of 1-10 how banned is human placenta as a chili ingredient in this thread
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Sep 20, 2017 04:33
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elise the great posted:On a scale of 1-10 how banned is human placenta as a chili ingredient in this thread No chili rules.
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Sep 20, 2017 05:30
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elise the great posted:On a scale of 1-10 how banned is human placenta as a chili ingredient in this thread  Make the plasagna elise.
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Sep 20, 2017 05:46
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elise the great posted:On a scale of 1-10 how banned is human placenta as a chili ingredient in this thread There are no rules. Just...link some of the pictures please?
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Sep 20, 2017 11:00
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Chili, right? So no beans?
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Sep 20, 2017 11:07
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Randaconda posted:Chili, right? So no beans? Liquid Communism posted:What is chili? Are beans required, or verboten? Must there be meat? What spice is sublime? Did I stutter? If you want to discuss what chili is, please present your question in the form of a recipe and photos of your chili.
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Sep 20, 2017 11:25
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Sorely tempted to make Cincinnati chili, if only to watch the rage and tears that ensue.
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Sep 20, 2017 14:18
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I mean, mine's gonna be a vegan chili, so it's going to be hard to go lower than that.
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Sep 20, 2017 15:09
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TychoCelchuuu posted:I mean, mine's gonna be a vegan chili, so it's going to be hard to go lower than that. I've got a plan.
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Sep 20, 2017 17:18
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I am a pilgrim searching for the ultimate chilli. Many recipes I have tried, and although my quest is not yet complete, here is my recipe so far: Ingredients (serves 4 - 10) Chillies (the variety is not important, but pretty colours made it look even more appetizing). 500g ground beef (preferably with extra gristle for texture). 1 can of baked beans (brand to taste) 1kg plain white rice.  Method Open the can of baked beans and decent into a microwave-proof container. Add the ground beef (no need to boil beforehand). Mix well. Add chillies on top. Microwave on full power for 5 - 25 minutes. Serve with white rice.  What did I win? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 21, 2017 13:29
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Ponzi posted:What did I win? A vigorous beating the next time I cross the drat pond.
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Sep 21, 2017 17:34
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Ponzi posted:I am a pilgrim searching for the ultimate chilli. Many recipes I have tried, and although my quest is not yet complete, here is my recipe so far: Congratulations, Ponzi! You have won a glamorous six hour vacation, and a memorable souvenir of the absolutely brilliant lack of effort, seasoning, and attempt to argue for the superiority of your work employed in this entry.
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Sep 21, 2017 17:43
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Sep 21, 2017 17:45
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Ponzi posted:What did I win? 
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Sep 21, 2017 17:55
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Mr. Wiggles posted:englishfood.jpg Gruel Britannia
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Sep 21, 2017 17:58
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Ponzi posted:I am a pilgrim searching for the ultimate chilli. Many recipes I have tried, and although my quest is not yet complete, here is my recipe so far: I got angry, then angrier, then angrier, then I got to the end and loved it. This was fantastic. Fake edit: A probation? This was a great entry.
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Sep 21, 2017 18:06
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Baked beans in tomato sauce? Is that... is that one of those foods that's so bad that you only find it in Britain, or is that just chili without the meat and spices?
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Sep 21, 2017 18:11
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The meat and rice are both raw. This was a joke post.
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Sep 21, 2017 18:12
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Doom Rooster posted:The meat and rice are both raw. This was a joke post. Oh, I know, but that's an actual Sainsbury's label on thos beans, which means that someone at Sainsbury's is serious about baked beans in tomato sauce.
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Skyscraper posted:Oh, I know, but that's an actual Sainsbury's label on thos beans, which means that someone at Sainsbury's is serious about baked beans in tomato sauce.
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