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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
a woman defends herself from a psychopath and of course , computer janitors fall over themselves to defend the murder hobo

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

Pretty sure that's not what happened here.

*covers ears * lalalalala yes it is

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if the tits don't fit you must acquit

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you think that woman is gross I'd like to see your Olympian bodies you Computer Janitors lmao

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

I think she's gross on the inside because she likes to poach poor people like big game.

ahh the quaint hunting grounds of Nashville , time to bag a soulful hobo

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
what proof is there that she is rich ? usually there are signs , like eating children

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

Porsche, daddy a lawyer

it's adding up , but I need some coke residue

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

You can't gas the homeless, you can't shoot them, what the hell are we supposed to do with them?

idk how about we put them in your condo bitch

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
is she...

is she vanessa black from the future..?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Bob NewSCART posted:

She probably showed the judge her huge tits lol

*steam comes out from under the judges robe, his eyes bug out like a cartoon wolf*

*in southern drawl* I do say ma'am, your dirty pillows have GUMPTION

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*woman judge* while the court acknowledges your huge tits, as a civilized society, you cannot shoot at a man simply because he wants you to move your car.

*man judge* holy poo poo! tits! big honkin hooters! AAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

It was 3am so I just assumed she was hosed up

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

I'll take the mugshot version

*woman judge* murdering your child is heinous, and you will be sentenced accordingly

*man judge* TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*woman judge* this is beyond the pale, and not part of a decent society of law abiding citizens.

*male judge, extremely italian accent* mmm da boobie

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*goons* good golly! what's that female doing out of her kitchen quarters that late at night?!

*cool guys* having a good time

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*man politely asks his girlfriend to stop playing music so loudly, she does not comply, he is forced to gun down both her and the hobo and then himself, the chris benoit story*

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