shirtless mario is wrong

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Piso Mojado

I dont care about the nipples, but shirtless mario should have chest hair. You do not grow a mustache like that without some brown sugar on your chest/back

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:59

Piso Mojado

Do you think he is sensitive about his chest hair, so he shaves it off? I somehow doubt that, but maybe

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:36

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

It's called manscaping friend, and he is free to scape any part of himself he wishes.

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# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:01

vlad3217: beer and cheese?!

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Piso Mojado posted:

Do you think he is sensitive about his chest hair, so he shaves it off? I somehow doubt that, but maybe

It's how peach prefers it probably

# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:40

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

All that hair goes into the mustache, duh.

Or he has constant accidents with Fire Flowers and it all burnt off.

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# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:12

City of Glompton

Mario has an endorsement contract with Ideal Image, it's a good back up in case the coin blocks run dry

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:43

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

little known fact mario donates his chest hair to make wigs for children with cancer. it's this wholesome generosity that first impressed nintendo and well the rest is history

# ? Sep 15, 2017 05:15

Twenty Four

It doesn't take a lack of shirt or hair, or an abundance of either, for Mario to be wrong. Have you seen some of those jumps he misses?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 12:54

alnilam

Twenty Four posted:

It doesn't take a lack of shirt or hair, or an abundance of either, for Mario to be wrong. Have you seen some of those jumps he misses?

*holding my mario world championship trophy* no i can't say I've ever seen Mario mis a jump :smug:

# ? Sep 15, 2017 13:28

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Fact: marios shirt is hair

# ? Sep 15, 2017 13:46

FutonForensic

i awake on a shag carpet. looking up, i realize it isn't a carpet, but Wario's magnificent chest. he smiles like the Lady Madonna and tucks a clove of garlic into my mouth.

i awake again, this time in bed next to Mario. i recoil at his hairless chest and clearly-defined nipples. I'm crying again, like i do every night

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:23

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

This is it guys. It was nice posting with you.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 16:56

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I'm starting to think Mario is a child. but he has a mustache. WHAT THE gently caress IS HAPPENING

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:38

Darkman Fanpage

mario is not an accurate portrayal of an italian man. if he's gonna go around shirtless in a bathing suit that bathing suit has to be a speedo, he has to be wearing a big gold cross on a gold chain, and he must be much more hirsute.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:40

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

He has to talk a bit louder, and some of his enemies might just be creaturizations of moroccans...

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:44

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the downplay of his horniness is also inaccurate

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:45

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

yoshi should technically be a bugatti

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:47

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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you can tell that he is, in fact, a computer-generated italian and not a real italian by the lack of marinara, how-ya-doin, and eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's.

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# ? Sep 15, 2017 18:59

Twenty Four

alnilam posted:

*holding my mario world championship trophy* no i can't say I've ever seen Mario mis a jump

lmbo calrissian posted:

I'm starting to think Mario is a child. but he has a mustache. WHAT THE gently caress IS HAPPENING

I think this may be correct

Darkman Fanpage posted:

mario is not an accurate portrayal of an italian man. if he's gonna go around shirtless in a bathing suit that bathing suit has to be a speedo, he has to be wearing a gold chain, and he must be much more hirsute.

I am even more sure this is correct

# ? Sep 16, 2017 12:10

Rigged Death Trap: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

lmbo calrissian posted:

yoshi should technically be a bugatti

A ducati
the coins are actually Ducats
Bowser sheds his skin to reveal

two cats

# ? Sep 16, 2017 13:06

Business Gorillas

Super mario brothers is actually the story of Dante (mario) traversing the nine circles of fraud with his mysterious guide Virgil (toad) to meet with Satan (bowser)

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:11

Business Gorillas

Waluigi and Wario are the classic allegory of the Hoarder and the Waster. In life, the hoarder (wario) sat on his wealth, as indicated in the Mario universe by his large mass and golden suit. The waster (waluigi) spent his wealth frivously, as indicated by his outfit being a deep purple outfit, a color normally reserved for royalty.

In death, they are fused together. What the hoarder collects, the waster throws away. They sabotage each other's schemes because it is in their nature to do so

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:15

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

"You see, Luigi, the Earth she is a disc, like a pizza pie. Not round like like Mama's homemade meatballs!"

-flat earther shirtless mario

# ? Sep 16, 2017 15:27

google THIS

I'm actually a little dubious that Mario's nipples destroyed the entire internet. Journalistic integrity, it seems, is a forgotten art.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:09

Scaly Haylie

shirtless wario

# ? Sep 16, 2017 20:31

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

google THIS posted:

I'm actually a little dubious that Mario's nipples destroyed the entire internet. Journalistic integrity, it seems, is a forgotten art.

Mario tits vs kardashian rear end

# ? Sep 17, 2017 00:52

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

he definitely has chest hair

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# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:52

treasure bear

i invented shirtless mario 2 years ago and I deserve credit

# ? Sep 18, 2017 01:33

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

treasure bear posted:

i invented shirtless mario 2 years ago and I deserve credit

i am sorry you must suffer this injustice. you have my condolences :glomp:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 04:57

alnilam

nintendo inc is going down, down to the bank to write some overdue royalty checks to treasure bear

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:39

treasure bear

treasure bear posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 17:21

AEMINAL: barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

amazing job tbear

# ? Sep 18, 2017 17:32

google THIS

the evidence is irrefutable

# ? Sep 18, 2017 23:23

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

treasure bear posted:

This is what i picture true hardcore mario looks like

# ? Sep 18, 2017 23:25

jyrque

do the mario :pervert:

# ? Sep 19, 2017 12:32

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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