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i am ur uncommunicative landlord |
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Sep 23, 2017 00:59
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I'm gonna start a fight club in the basement
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 23, 2017 01:01
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Hi, just wondering when we're going to hear more about the ceiling issues? Thanks, Dave |
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Sep 23, 2017 01:15
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my window is still broken and bugs are getting in and it's getting hot during the day like REALLY hot, was wondering if you could get back to me? no rush or anything lol. thanks!! 
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Sep 23, 2017 02:36
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Hey, I'm not paying rent anymore. Oh you don't care to respond? Cool! Just gonna live here forever for free!
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Sep 23, 2017 13:00
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hey I don't want to bother you but that bear is back he's passed out on the couch and reeks of sex like, at this point I'm okay with the twinks in the garage and the gimp in the basement, but I'm pretty sure the bear ate my last pop tart I understand if you're busy |
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Sep 23, 2017 17:05
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The dryer is still going. It has been 5 days and I am worried about the smoke please call me back
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Sep 24, 2017 06:34
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Happy halloween
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Hey, the toilet in our one bathroom apartment is no longer working. I think the seals in the tank are wearing out prematurely because the water supply line is somehow connected to the hot water supply. It's Friday and the girl at the office said they couldn't send maintenance down until Monday but I expect I will probably need to poop at least once before then, so can you please send someone earlier? I left my phone number and email address again in case you lost them thanks |
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Sep 24, 2017 06:41
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I just poo poo in garbage chute fyi e: sorry, wrong number sebmojo fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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Sep 24, 2017 08:16
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Hey is it still ok to be paying you with these cash envelopes? I know it must be convenient what with you living across the street and all but I got a pretty aggressive letter from the council the other day and I'm a bit worried. Also I keep seeing your curtains twitching like there's someone there every time I look out the window but I saw a hearse from the funeral home pull up a few weeks ago and I thought you were the only person living there? Also it's actually getting hard to post my rent through your door because they seem to be blocked by a big pile of letters? Anyway just get back to me in your own time Yours John |
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Sep 24, 2017 09:17
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Jedrick posted:I understand if you're busy thank u for your understanding |
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Sep 24, 2017 19:32
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sebmojo posted:I just poo poo in garbage chute fyi lol ---------------- |
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Sep 24, 2017 20:02
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Is it true we're not allowed to smoke weed in our apartments? Because I have a prescription from a doctor for my anxiety and it is unconstitutional for you to deny me medical services. Maybe if you smoked a little has you would chill tf out on your Nazi anti-weed policies. Bash the fash, dude. Also a bird got in but I couldn't get it out so now it lives here and im not paying pet rent for it.
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Sep 25, 2017 00:55
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The bats are back again. There are three this time. I know you told me not to touch the bats because they're endangered, but this is getting out of hand, and something needs to be done soon. I haven't slept in five days. Please contact me as soon as possible. |
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Sep 25, 2017 02:03
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someone's been taping pictures of ducks to everyone's door. its a bit of a nuisance actually, can you please do something about it?
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Sep 25, 2017 19:35
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Hey Mel, just checking in with you again about the weed thing. Get back to me at your earliest convenience.
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Sep 25, 2017 20:15
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hey landlord, there a horse on my patio. please address this
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Sep 25, 2017 20:21
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Please don't cash this check for at least like 2 or 3 weeks You know what... ill text you when its good Yeah I don't actually have a cell phone... |
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Sep 25, 2017 21:15
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I have lyme disease now, do you keep deer in the breezeway?? |
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Sep 25, 2017 22:09
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Hello sir or madam, We hope you're having a pleasant eternity. If it's not you much trouble, we were hoping you could check on the global warming we mentioned a few years back. We tried to fix it ourselves but us and the neighbors can't agree on a solution or if it's even a problem so, ya know, progress has pretty much stalled. I hate to bug you about our gently caress up, but I assume you want it fixed as much as we do, anyway. Also we heard a rumor about something called "heat death of the universe", sounds like its a long way off but were wondering if you've got any preparations in the works? Sincerely, Your Tenants PS Thanks for updating the seasonal decorations in the common areas - they look great! |
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Sep 25, 2017 22:45
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mailorder bees! posted:someone's been taping pictures of ducks to everyone's door. its a bit of a nuisance actually, can you please do something about it? please refrain from posting flyers or personal notices in the common areas. if you persist, a fine will be charged to your unit. |
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Sep 26, 2017 02:04
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Twenty Four posted:Hey, I'm not paying rent anymore. Oh you don't care to respond? Cool! Just gonna live here forever for free! twenty for: need rent. thank u. |
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Sep 26, 2017 02:10
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I receive a blank sheet of paper slipped under my door under cover of darkness, from an entity I haven't seen in years calling itself my "Lord of Land"
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Sep 26, 2017 07:18
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City of Glompton posted:Hello sir or madam, lol nice chickens man! whoa posted:twenty for: need rent. thank u. Yeah and I need a free place to live but thanks for taking the time to respond! Glad we could work this out!
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Sep 26, 2017 11:53
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