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Goonerousity: aww yeah

it would sound like rush hour traffic desu

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:57

cda: by Hand Knit

The goose would annihilate the duck

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:27

vanisher

cda posted:

The goose would annihilate the duck

The goose would come at the duck like a torrent of unquenchable flame, decimating even the idea of the duck

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:31

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

ducks are just unevolved geese. animals in the same poketype never fight naturally in the wild.

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# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:37

Goonerousity: aww yeah

cda posted:

The goose would annihilate the duck

i thought that for the longest time because gooses are bigger than ducks, but a duck is smaller than a goose and it can bite the goose like.. was it frodo or thaalin? that decimated smaug

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:38

vanisher

After quickly and easily slaying the duck, the goose would then go on to murder anyone who knew the duck, effectively erasing the duck's existence

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:40

Goonerousity: aww yeah

vanisher posted:

The goose would come at the duck like a torrent of unquenchable flame, decimating even the idea of the duck

i like the duck desu =(

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:40

cda: by Hand Knit

Watch this fight, then open up a dictionary to D. You ain't gonna see poo poo between Ducat and Ductile

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:40

cda: by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

After quickly and easily slaying the duck, the goose would then go on to murder anyone who knew the duck, effectively erasing the duck's existence

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:41

Goonerousity: aww yeah

vanisher posted:

After quickly and easily slaying the duck, the goose would then go on to murder anyone who knew the duck, effectively erasing the duck's existence

but what if the goose prayed to jesus christ, the one true son of our heavenly father?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:41

cda: by Hand Knit

Goonerousity posted:

i thought that for the longest time because gooses are bigger than ducks, but a duck is smaller than a goose and it can bite the goose like.. was it frodo or thaalin? that decimated smaug

Get your head out of fantasy books. In the real world a goose would loving murder a thousand ducks with a bazooka

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:42

vanisher

Okay let me try and explain this a different way. Have you ever seen the movie 300

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:46

Goonerousity: aww yeah

vanisher posted:

Okay let me try and explain this a different way. Have you ever seen the movie 300

about 10 minutes worth........................................ desu

# ? Sep 26, 2017 00:59

Manifisto

contrarian opinion: the duck

in a cookoff

where the duck and goose were the ingredients

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:02

Goonerousity: aww yeah

cda posted:

Get your head out of fantasy books. In the real world a goose would loving murder a thousand ducks with a bazooka

i agree, geese can honk really loud and scare people if they sense that they have delicious, delicious bread

# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:15

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Goonerousity posted:

but what if the goose prayed to jesus christ, the one true son of our heavenly father?

That wouldn't do no good. The goose needs to pray to the heavenly feather.

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# ? Sep 26, 2017 01:42

alnilam

a swan rolls into the fight like a fukken tank and ends everyone

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:36

vanisher

alnilam posted:

a swan rolls into the fight like a fukken tank and ends everyone

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:42

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

heh, apparently nobody's seen episode "A Bunch of Full Grown Geese" from the popular children's cartoon "Regular Show" :smug:

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:54

vanisher

# ? Sep 26, 2017 04:35

Macnult

a duck would lose the battle but win the war. the geese will not be celebrated

# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:33

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Macnult posted:

a duck would lose the battle but win the war. the geese will not be celebrated

a joke about goose stepping

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:39

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Ducks are cool and good, but geese are some hard mfs who give zero fucks, and also poop everywhere. Goose wins.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 06:46

Marchofthepenguins: Mental hygiene should be practiced after every meal

It feels weird that this is even a debate. But if a goose can take on a freaking bald eagle and emerge victoriously, the duck is f*cked. The duck should just surrender immediately and try to stretch its neck out so maybe someday its great-great-grandchildren will be accepted by its goose overlords through Lamarckianism.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 07:21

Twenty Four

Let's settle this in a game of "Duck Duck Goose".

# ? Sep 26, 2017 11:55

cda: by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

a swan rolls into the fight like a fukken tank and ends everyone

A goose IS a swan, dumb rear end

# ? Sep 26, 2017 11:56

EmmyOk

alnilam posted:

a swan rolls into the fight like a fukken tank and ends everyone

I'm the guy who always says "a swan can break your arm you know!" but I'm also the guy who says "actually that's an urban myth" when someone else mentions it. Extreme power move in any swan conversation (or swanversation if you're with other big swan heads)

A goose would ruin a duck, it could wrap it's neck (very serpentine) around the duck and strangle it's head off. One of my friends was attacked by a group of geese once over a toffee. Though another time horses attacked him so maybe it's just him

Thanks Pablo and Sub-Actuality for the great sigs!

# ? Sep 26, 2017 12:31

kalel

Goose < Duck <<< Crab

# ? Sep 26, 2017 12:39

Elusif

Nobody would win. When birds fight each other we all lose.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 13:52

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

the reason you can eat ducks but not geese and swans is geese & swans are very gamey and foul.

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# ? Sep 26, 2017 15:36

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Ducks would organize a nice neighborhood block party thing and invite everyone, but the goose would get really drunk and try to fight people and keep yelling FREEBIRD whenever someone talked about the music. The goose would clearly rough up a duck, but I think everyone would still make the goose leave.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 19:23

wearing a lampshade

Duck ducks goose

# ? Sep 26, 2017 19:34

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

But what if the duck had a knife??

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:18

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

given how hosed up duck dicks are i wonder if geese sex is anywhere near as weird

*5 hours of horrified googling later* i regret my naturally kittenlike curiosity immensely this day

crimes

# ? Sep 26, 2017 20:57

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i regret my naturally kittenlike curiosity

this is a very BYOB sentiment. both the nearness unto kittens and the ever present regret.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:17

treasure bear

Twenty Four posted:

Let's settle this in a game of "Duck Duck Goose".

a duck duck goose scenario DDGS has two ducks vs one goose so while a duck would obviously be obliterated by a goose, 2 ducks would have more of a chance

# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:01

alnilam

duck duck goose ultimate edition with new bonus playable characters swan and loon that you can unlock

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:03

vanisher

"You took to it like a duck to water but there was a goose nearby"

American colloquialism describing getting annihilated out of existance

# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:31

vanisher

I mean there are some disreputable betting parlors out there that would take your money betting on Duck in Duck v. Goose, but with those chances its basically theft

# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:57

vanisher

Goonerousity posted:

about 10 minutes worth........................................ desu

I hope it was the 10 minutes where the persian dude gets kicked down that endless shaft and the other dude screams 'this is sparta'

# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:36

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