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just as the ufc is embarrassed of werdum's usage of the word, but not embarrassed enough to stop employing him, we all know that word is illegal and yet here we are supporting a sport with such backwards representatives! crazy! but hey let's just make a song and dance about the bad word, especially because of the, uh, zero people here that approved of its usage in it's actual context.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 08:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:22 |
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Jerusalem posted:Dana: You know what the difference between this bottle and your fights is, Johnson? If they didn't give this stuff away for free I'd probably still buy it! Lol
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 09:41 |
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Ad by Khad posted:Has there ever been a main event in the UFC where the favorite comes in and easily smashes rounds 1 and 2, loses a close round 3, loses an even closer round 4 after a shocking scramble at the bell, and then proceeds to win most of round 5 before losing the decision to the underdog in the final minute? Hahaha haha haha don't post
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 23:37 |
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also woodley / thompson one and two.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 00:29 |
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Skip My Posts posted:Any fights where an obese Korean sits in a chair and slowly boringly beats a obese Korean with glasses? lol
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 00:43 |
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'a fit of the browns'
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:40 |
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Barboza would beat Tony in a rematch where he isn't illegally knocked out half way through. That rematch should be for the interim belt. I think he's still recovering from surgery though.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 20:58 |
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i'll give em about tree fiddy lol
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 23:27 |
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'it turned out that the division we made for you is a joke, and the spectacle with evinger measurably worsened our product. we are paying you less now. this is not a negotiation.' that's what i'd like to think happens but for real there are a whole big bunch of weirdos who love that freak and she is probably somehow worth money. hahaha i remember how she dropped evinger with a jab, obviously allowed her to recover, then carried her for two more rounds
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 01:15 |
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if you looked at cyborg vs. evinger and was seriously impressed with cyborg's ability to crush her and started extrapolating that to mean 'invincible' then yeah you might be a weirdo
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 02:33 |
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on the contrary i believe cyborg's aggression, though not as spastic as ronda's, might drag a watchable fight out of holm. it's the only 145 fight i am even remotely interested in because i too see cyborg losing. then we can shut down that stupid loving division forever.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 02:55 |
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if max wins, and he should, he has completed the featherweight division as far as i'm concerned. tkz would be a good fight if a one-sided one. other than that though who cares. the kid is a loving monster. superfights with garbrandt / tony would be cool but other than that??
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 03:53 |
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it would be seriously loving cool if frank won because he's the only guy in mma at the moment who is capable of being a 3 division champion and that would just be an insane accomplishment.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 04:18 |
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20lbs would only be a little bit above the average for a cut to lw i'd say.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 21:47 |
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Ditch posted:Yeah but it's Thursday. Don't they usually get closer than that with like 24 hours to weigh-in? depends on your technique but 24 hours is about right to start losing water.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 23:19 |
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The look of relief on his face when he finally gets to stop fighting barboza is cool. Was his last fight against vannata? That was loving ages ago.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 00:22 |
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handsome only face posted:rda in mexico last december That was cool.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 00:40 |
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Le Saboteur posted:The flyweights are getting out of hand. yeah scoggins should be up soon
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 06:14 |
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Skip My Posts posted:i dont think mighty mouse woulda done that poo poo to tj if he beats cody in a few weeks we might get to find out. i'm really happy that mighty mouse found a way to make his absolute destruction of ray borg notable, but i really think it's time he went up to 135 and embarrassed guys who are of a height with freshmen highschoolers.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 06:57 |
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the only way mighty mouse can stop keven from posting seriously and making at least one person legitimately angry is if he keeps beating his tiny opposition in increasingly pro-wrestling ways. also if the ufc wants to digitally draw a nappy, rattle, and bonnet onto the competitors for the end of round slowmo replays that may also help.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 21:00 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:11 |
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the same mighty mouse that cruz had to wrestle because he was getting outstruck on the feet was mounted and beaten up by uncle creepy. unless cruz somehow got way, way better after surgery and three years on the shelf i think it's safe to say that mighty mouse would coast to a wide decision against cruz. it's hard to convey how far mm has come since the last time he fought at 135. the only person mm should fight at 135 is whoever the champ is, as i'm pretty sure that's the only person even remotely able to shut him down.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 10:47 |
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Freudian slippers posted:Also, the man was angling to fight Cody, the guy who beat the brakes off TJ. cruz. but it may as well be tj considering that's who tj styled himself after and lost to.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 10:48 |
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mm would never be the betting favorite against someone of average height (in 1962)
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 11:14 |
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I wonder what a tiny, violent, broken addict is worth on the open market. Good luck to Uncle Creepy.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 00:58 |
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lineker and dodson are both top 10 bantams and cejudo and benavidez would easily join them if they moved up. dj has fought genuinely excellent competition and humiliated them. comparing his run to anderson silva in terms of quality of competition is pretty lol, considering anderson's greatest challenge before losing instantly was chael sonnen. luckily dj is only like 30 and has plenty of time to leave people under no illusions as to how stupidly good he is
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 03:11 |
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there is a very real if remote chance that mm and frankie meet at 135 and i want to see that.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 04:56 |
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Lungboy posted:Wasn't there a goon that grew up with Uncle Creepy, and posted weird anecdotes of his life? i don't remember it being weird. just a guy who knew the guy. and gleefully reported that he was an addict of hard drugs and a cuck.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 11:28 |
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i'm siding with the ufc on this one mark. even though your next fight is a guaranteed w with little risk of significant additional trauma, you can't say that poo poo if you want to work.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 01:27 |
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I still want Oliveira / Holloway that doesn't end after 1 minute due to injury. I strongly feel we were robbed of a classic.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 05:56 |
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Frankie is the best bantamweight to rule the lightweight division for sure tho
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 09:23 |
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i'd be surprised if this isn't an extremely loving cool fight
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 06:56 |
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Watching an overweight French Canadian fruit shadow box clumsily knowing that very soon a smug British man will kill him and call him names seems regressive somehow but I think it's important so we don't go forgetting what sport we follow.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 13:49 |
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Cart Mountain posted:bisping's 2016 was one of the most Insanely Cool things to happen in MMA, IMO. It's probably the single best career narrative the sport has ever seen.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 17:44 |
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Auron posted:ah yes the old sit back and wait because" I have the next title shot right?" mentality. i'm sure that will work out well for him when someone else comes to the front of the line i mean with so many contenders in the wings that's the risk you have to take. gus will live to regret this. also there is a staggering number of people that will be thinking 'wow, it looks like arguably the greatest fighter to have ever lived can be competitive with michael bisping'. not just win mind you. people are going to be genuinely surprised if it's competitive. lol. keven, you have wrought a thing of beauty in this forum.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 19:20 |
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The last person vitor blitzed was... weidman? Now he just moves around a bit before dying.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 21:04 |
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the only fight weidman looked loving terrible in was the mousasi fight. he was regaining momentum in the rockhold fight after nearly being beaten to death until he threw the world's most ill-advised kick, he was in an extremely competitive fight with yoel until he ate a knee that mark hunt couldn't eat, mousasi fight was bad, then he spent three rounds casually, effortlessly, and without breaking a sweat making kelvin look like a child.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 02:09 |
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Wise Learned Man posted:I especially liked when he let Kelvin think he almost knocked him out near the end of the first, since a child's self-esteem is very important. literally the only second of something resembling success kelvin had Dan Didio posted:I didn't even know you could speak Portuguese, Marching Powder. si
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 03:32 |
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Chillanese posted:Was Aspen Ladd just added to the Poland card or did I somehow miss her in the lineup until now? you are the only person who knows who that is
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 03:32 |
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lol. uhoh!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 05:59 |