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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
THEME WEEK ENTRY

SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards

Brady Number: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

Benne fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Oct 7, 2017

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
***THEME WEEK***

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards
OAK - E.J. Manuel - Passing Yards

B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
THEME WEEK

LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

B#: CHI - Kendall Wright - Receiving Yards

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Theme week!

KC - Alex Smith - Passing
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing

B#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
THEME WEEK ENTRY

CIN - AJ Green – Receiving Yards
SF - Brian Hoyer – Passing Yards
LAR – Jared Goff – Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers – Passing Yards

B# - CHI - Jordan Howard – Rushing Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Theme week!

SF - Brian Hoyer - passing yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards
SEA - Jimmy Graham - receiving yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing yards

Brady # - CHI - Mitch Trubinsky - passing yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Theme week

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards

B#: CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

THEME WEEK

Mitch Trubisky!
Mitch Trubisky!
Mitch Trubisky, you're starting tonight!
It is risky
But John Fox will play you out of spite

Glennon's bumbling
Sanchez fumbling
And to get you we made quite a deal
Mitch Trubisky
Bears fans really want to think you're real

Look at your wide-outs in that mirror there
Your best option is Kendall Wright
Who's Josh Bellamy?
Who is Tre McBride?
Man you prolly miss
Kevin White!

Mitch Trubisky!
Drink some whiskey!
Kiss some tittiess, get frisky, enjoy!
You're the best
QB in the state of Illinois!

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
B#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


THEME WEEK

Well last week was a disaster, let's right the ship by relying on Mitchell THE TRUTH Trubisky and the vaunted two-headed 256 yd/game powerhouse that is the Jets' rushing attack

KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Elijah McGuire - Rushing Yards

B#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
PIT - Le'veon Bell - Rushing
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

B# MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Theme Week

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards

B#: CHI - Tarik Cohen - Rushing Yards

OSWEILER TOKEN

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I forgot to play for 2 weeks! Argh!



JAX- Blake Bortles- Passing
SEA- Russell Wilson- Rushing
KC- Alex Smith- Passing
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Passing
B# MIN- Stefon Diggs- Receiving

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
B# CHI - Mike Trubisky - Passing Yards

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN

Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012
Theme Week Entry

DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards

B#: Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Theme Week

OAK - EJ Manuel - Passing yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards
PHI - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving yards

B#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Theme week entry.

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
SEA - Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards

B# CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Theme Week

Swing low, sweet cuuuuuuut blocks
Coming for the D Line's knees.
Swing low, sweet cut blocks
Gonna end careers early

I looked over Denver, what do I see?
Coming for the D Line's Knees
A bunch of big men diving at my knee
Gonna end careers early

Swing low, sweet cut blocks.
Dirtiest thing you'll ever see
Swing low, sweet cut blocks
Stay away from my goddamned knees.

NYG - Eli Manning - Passing yards
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing yards

B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving yards

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
B#: MIN - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Theme Week.

My song parody:

pre:
Cleveland Browns Football.
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards
B# CHI - Mitchell Trubinsky - Passing Yards


:thejoke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
late games only:

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Rushing Yards

B#: MIN - Latavius Murray - Receiving Yards

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Theme Week
SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing
KC - Alex Smith - Passing
HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving

Brady #: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving

Working all weekend, have to sneak in a late-slate entry.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
LA - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
B#: MIN - Sam Bradford - Passing Yards

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

B# - CHI - Mitchell Trubinsky - Passing Yards

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards

B# - MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

NYG - Eli Manning - Passing yards - 225
PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards - 312
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards - 251
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing yards - 74

B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving yards

862/138 to go with Diggs left, could be decent.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Strobe posted:

Theme week!

KC - Alex Smith - Passing
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing

B#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing

I was a stupid idiot and didn't even realize the Falcons were on bye this week, everybody laugh at me. :v: I even had all day to figure that out, and still missed it.

Sitting at 431 going into Monday. C'mon Trubisky, throw for like 300 and I'll at least have a semi-respectable showing.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Theme Week

GB- Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 221
KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards 324
BUF- Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards 166
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards 107

B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

818 with Diggs to go. Was hoping for something closer to 900 but at least I didn't bust.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Infidel Castro posted:

THEME WEEK

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 221
DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards 229
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards 225
LAR- Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards 44

B#: MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards

719. Somehow I don't think Thielen is getting 200+

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

fishing with the fam posted:

Theme week entry.

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards 229
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 221
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards 116
SEA - Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards 37

B# CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards ?

Total so far: 603

Good thing Mitch is going to have one of the greatest debut games of all time.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Marshmallow Blue posted:

******************************
:ducksiren: THEME WEEK :ducksiren:
******************************

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards - 303
AZ - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards - 291
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards - 107
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards - 43

B#
CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards

Okay Howard, go for 200

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Theme Week.
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards - 221
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards - 251
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards - 107
HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards - 0
B# CHI - Mitchell Trubinsky - Passing Yards

579 + Trubisky

axeil I just noticed I spelled my Brady number wrong

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
I am now highly invested in Trubisky passing for Exactly 254 yards.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Hockles posted:

579 + Trubisky

axeil I just noticed I spelled my Brady number wrong

It's alright. We'll see if it turns into a MEAT STARLORD situation or if the script picks it up okay. I'm running the Brady Number update now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Brady Numbers

pre:
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player            | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 284       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| von Metternich         | 139       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| seiferguy              | 236       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 254       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Deceptive              | 339       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| fishing with the fam   | 397       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 397       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Hockles                | 421       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 430       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 456       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| WaffleZombie           | 557       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Strobe                 | 569       | CHI  | Mitchell Trubisky | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| totally losing my mime | -51       | CHI  | Jordan Howard     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| axeil                  | 35        | CHI  | Jordan Howard     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Major Ryan             | 145       | CHI  | Jordan Howard     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| bobjr                  | 252       | CHI  | Jordan Howard     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 256       | CHI  | Jordan Howard     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| a new study bible!     | 173       | CHI  | Tarik Cohen       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| MrLogan                | 299       | CHI  | Tarik Cohen       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 302       | CHI  | Tarik Cohen       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Okibi                  | 117       | CHI  | Kendall Wright    | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| waah                   | -57       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Grittybeard            | 138       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| korrandark             | 147       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Forever_Peace          | 165       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| pixelbot2000           | 169       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 182       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Benne                  | 230       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| DariusLikewise         | 282       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Chichevache            | 344       | MIN  | Stefon Diggs      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 161       | MIN  | Latavius Murray   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 256       | MIN  | Latavius Murray   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| aBagorn                | 204       | MIN  | Latavius Murray   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Young Hegelian         | 224       | MIN  | Adam Thielen      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Infidel Castro         | 281       | MIN  | Adam Thielen      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Nystral                | 109       | MIN  | Dalvin Cook       | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Arnold Layne           | 197       | MIN  | Kyle Rudolph      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Athanatos              | -60       | MIN  | Laquon Treadwell  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
| Diqnol                 | 291       | MIN  | Sam Bradford      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+-------------------+-----------+
Stats





Our posting friends totally losing my mime, waah and our fearless moderator Athanatos need to spend more time with their playbooks lists and less time thinking up creative song parodies as they've already busted!

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Lol I'm literally in last place among not-busted lists.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
There's no way for a rookie to throw more than 236 yards in their debut, right??

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

seiferguy posted:

There's no way for a rookie to throw more than 236 yards in their debut, right??

Sorry man, but it is set in stone that Trubisky is going to have an absolutely killer debut. Thus maximizing the crushing nature of his eventual flaming out.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Well that was a disappointing Brady number for me. I guess at least I didn't bust?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Week 5 Stats:





:bustem:

axeil
Athanatos
waah
totally losing my mime

Results

pre:
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 989   | FALSE | 39    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 931   | FALSE | 38    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 929   | FALSE | 37    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 892   | FALSE | 36    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 891   | FALSE | 35    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 874   | FALSE | 84    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 870   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 866   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 857   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 848   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 840   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Forever_Peace          | 839   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 835   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 824   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 822   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 820   | FALSE | 24    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 810   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| aBagorn                | 808   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 789   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 775   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 774   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Infidel Castro         | 753   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Diqnol                 | 745   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 738   | FALSE | 16    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 731   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 731   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 722   | FALSE | 13    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| MrLogan                | 714   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 711   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 707   | FALSE | 10    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 698   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 672   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | 660   | FALSE | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 571   | FALSE | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 559   | FALSE | 5     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 1041  | TRUE  | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Athanatos              | 1060  | TRUE  | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| waah                   | 1061  | TRUE  | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 1127  | TRUE  | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+


nobody! good job folks!

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
New thread is up!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837119

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