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You know it's nearly the end of the year when The Apprentice swings back around again to sort out your Wednesdays (not Thursdays this time) 'til Christmas. Given I forgot the show started Wednesday, and it's also kinda poo poo, the OP is lazy. Sue me I guess.  The number of red ties here is an interesting statement Firstly enjoy the wonder that is Apprentice Bingo. I'd suggest a card per episode this year, because OH BOY do these candidates look ready to stamp. Also if you've been here since the start, the candidates are basically all younger than you now, so enjoy that headache. Here's what we need to deal with:  Andrew Brady, 26 For: Seems to realise he's a weirdo creep ? Likely candidate for topless hair-styling if you have that bingo square Against: He's a weirdo creep Red tie  Anisa Topan, 36 For: Already has a business in fashion Against: Her self description sounds like every 16yo's first CV I got bored of her video at the half way point  Bushra Shaikh, 34 For: Business owner (in fashion again) Good at selling (perhaps) Against: Generic GOOD AT SALES person  Charles Burns, 24 For: Looks really punchable Business experience Against: Looks really punchable He sounds as irritating as his face is  Danny Grant, 32 For: Business experience Does not look boring Against: A lot of you will find him irritating. Fast.  Elizabeth McKenna, 39 For: Business owner, as per usual, on this show about wanting to start a business . . . Against: Oh gee lady, you want to tone down that whole thing Every cliche about SAY WHAT I THINK Mid 90s curtains as attire  Elliot Van Emden, 31 For: Seems accomplished Against: Tory boy  Harrison Jones, 27 For: Looks normal in like, that one photo right there otherwise ... Against:   Red tie Most likely to axe murder the other contestants Actually that's maybe a for  Jade English, 25 For: Seems quietly confident Against: Manages a reasonable facsimile of Karen Brady's dead eyes at all times  James White, 26 For: Guaranteed to be the best salesman ever Against: Vapid idiot Red tie  Jeff Wan, 28 For: A more unique personality for sure 'Hip hop dancer' so expect some fun tasks pratting around Against: Accent changes 3 times in his 53 second video Like wtf dude  Joanna Jarjue, 23 For: Some actual personality (??) The only nice person to look at this year Against: Thinks she can sing  Michaela Wain, 33 For: Well, she won't bore you Against: Has the look of someone trying to dress poorly in a 'before' role and I think this is her best efforts Seemingly wears those glasses to hide her nose They don't hide her nose They look bad themselves  Ross Fretten, 29 For: Likely to make issues happen Against: Someone saying they're seen "as a bit of a creep" because they are "ruthless in pursuing what I want" does not parse well dude, holy poo poo  Sajan Shah, 24 For: Another one with good alliteration this year Owns a company Watchable Against: Is a cliche factory, but who isn't  Sarah Jayne Clark, 25 For: Seems pretty reasonable Against: Most likely to check "PM ignores subteam leader" box  Sarah Lynn, 35 Compares herself to Thatcher, so can't be arsed  Siobhan Smith, 34 For: Super active, likely good tasker Business owner Against: Needs to see someone about her eyebrows Elizabeth or Elliot to leave week 1. Oh, and there's You're Fired on BBC2 after the show, which was watched by 5 people last year. Finale will be around Christmas.  If you're going to iPlayer this, you need an account now. Register before the show starts
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Nettle Soup posted:Since when does iplayer need an account! Stage 1 of clamping down on license dodgers.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:06
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Full cast on a food task is always fun.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:09
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"Try British Beef, surely unique in Britain"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:13
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They literally confused that butcher into the discount "Will you sell it to us cheaper if we buy it from you" ?
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Oct 4, 2017 21:19
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Unsaid truth: Turkey burgers are poo poo
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Oct 4, 2017 21:26
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"You don't need to worry about costing when you're manufacturing"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:30
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"The lowest amount I want you to sell is one"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:31
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I'd love to buy random uncooked burger pattys off the street from hysterical, desperate people, labelled only "beef".
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Oct 4, 2017 21:35
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Oh HEY that's why you cost things
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Oct 4, 2017 21:45
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Needs ears turning bright red, but otherwise perfect.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:59
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Pissflaps posted:It's easy to compare the two teams however they do it you just count the money. There's a lot of flexibility in some, later, tasks, but I rather think this is intentional in the first week(s) to make an edit that makes sense. It can cut between sub-teams and you know what's going on by location alone and can focus on the nonsense they're saying. Later episodes have the narrator bookend scenes to explain what each team is trying to achieve and how. In the little freedom they had we witnessed people running around bridges trying to sell uncooked 'beef' to complete randoms leaving work, so I don't know what kind of madness you'd see if there wasn't some structure.
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Oct 4, 2017 23:50
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:How can you say this like it's somehow a bad thing? Chaos is why we watch this drat show. Chaos is good, but the task segment of the show is ~25mins and if half of that is explaining why some twit has sent 5 people out into london in a star formation we'd have less of the payoff. They're given just enough rope to hang themselves with. The tasks aren't perfect but they'd have to change things up a bit with the format at the same time to give a really open approach.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:46
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I think iplayer still gets owned by non-vpn solutions to geoblocking.
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Oct 9, 2017 10:11
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Whoooop here we go
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Oct 11, 2017 21:02
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New glasses for, er, glasses. No better though.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:06
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onoflalks posted:which one but? Dad glasses girl now has hipster-lite glasses
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Oct 11, 2017 21:08
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Rondette posted:Wtf, have they given them broom cupboards or something? Why would you let these mooks loose on your hotel? those rooms look really "about to be renovated"
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Oct 11, 2017 21:11
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Well they've made a year 4 classroom board each.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:19
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Oh dear
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Oct 11, 2017 21:23
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Oh no
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Oct 11, 2017 21:26
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"don't literally buy golf clubs" "durrr" "oh neat clubs"
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Oct 11, 2017 21:27
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Man Ross looked like such a likely exit.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:59
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Taear posted:What was the profit margin anyway? I really don't understand how they decided who won that task. It seemed like it was "Both rooms were poo poo, the women's team spent less making it look like poo poo so they win". Kinda a poor edit on the film on that one. The boys only had a couple of things going for it more than the girls (luxury furniture) but even less cohesion and my goddddd those walls.
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Oct 12, 2017 21:27
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Dad glasses on the boys team makes sense.
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Oct 18, 2017 21:07
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That infamous high end tech market; the over 60s
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Oct 18, 2017 21:09
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crispix posted:That bitching in the back of that car was ridiculous. If I'd been driving them I'd have kicked them out at a pub car park and made them have it out properly
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Oct 18, 2017 21:16
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the robot dropping dead is the show in a gif
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Oct 18, 2017 21:26
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"just to be completely clear, it calls itself jeffrii but its siimon"
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Oct 18, 2017 21:31
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everyone who agreed with the over 60s theme should be summarily fired
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Oct 18, 2017 21:48
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Bape Culture posted:How the gently caress did their disjointed rear end shouting over each other pitch get orders but a prototype with a different name was “too confusing.” because pitching a childrens toy as something to organise the lives of "over 60s" is like ... wtf?
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Oct 19, 2017 23:31
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Catching the end of Eat Well for less with my Apprentice pringles every time
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Oct 25, 2017 21:02
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Has anyone known the cost of anything this season?
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Oct 25, 2017 21:13
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Karen might cry. I will.
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Oct 25, 2017 21:19
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Nettle Soup posted:"It is the FA cup final, but let's be honest, it's not the mens FA cup final" Its ok the new girl 'keeps herself well' so he's surely meaning well.
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Oct 25, 2017 21:23
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Cheesy wotsits and tap water. Its a school disco.
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Oct 25, 2017 21:30
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Rondette posted:Fucks sake. What pisses me off about this show is that the boy team's Box Business would not last longer than a week. They cheaped out so badly. No refund on that made no sense, but I suppose they wanted to make out of control costs a bigger issue.
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Oct 25, 2017 22:04
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If I hear 'underminded' again I might scream.
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Nov 1, 2017 22:01
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Buy him the em@iler
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Oh God still yellow pages
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