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I grew up watching Austin Cable Access and Alex Jones was one of the big "stars" in the late-90s, among other actually talented, funny, interesting people. He's a national-and-internet celebrity these days but most of you probably never got to experience him in person and when he was first forming and can't really appreciate how loving hilarious it is that people take him seriously. I could regale stories like the time I ran into him at the screening of Wadd at the Dobie Theater (RIP) with his huge-titted Russian escort or when I ran across him and Leslie trying to out-shout each other (holy fuckin' lol) but for now y'all should just read this article. https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2000-07-14/77932/ quote:Alex Jones is no stranger to conspiracy theories. As watchers of his access television shows and listeners to radio shows are well aware, he is devoted to exposing the many conspiracies he believes are threatening our freedom. But to listen to some of Jones' critics, there is a new conspiracy afoot -- and Alex Jones is behind it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:08 |
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Alex Jones is crazy? thought provoking and refreshing commentary
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:10 |
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Yeah I could read all that or I could say: "Alex Jones is a poo poo heel who somehow managed to parlay old Art Bell listeners into spawning money and becoming even more right wing poo poo bags. Thanks".
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:12 |
I've only started paying attention to this clown in the last year - do people genuenely view him as anything other than an entertainer? He's just so obviously off the rails - shrieking, getting naked, waving his arms - do people watch this guy and listen to his stories about aliens and jet fuel can't melt steel beams and ACTUALLY agree with him? I have a hard time believing that. But then again some people believed Colbert's gimick.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:13 |
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Angry retard yells at poo poo.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:15 |
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Alex Jones is a charlatan in the purest form. If you couldn't tell by his "supplements" he sells, that everything he does is to reach the widest audience of idiots then exploit them. Plus it leads to good videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30 Take every conspiracy and mash them together. It attracts real crazies and people wanting to see crazies.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:25 |
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quote:They claim that Steve accepted Jones' invitation to fight, and then thrashed Jones handily. The account, as related by ACAC producer Max Kane, can be read on a Web page maintained by another producer, Shelly Thumbleson (https://www.synaesthetic.com/jarhead.html). Ahahahaha
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:30 |
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I was grinning at the post then I saw you mention Leslie Cochran and I got sad
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:30 |
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nothing good ever comes from texas
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:38 |
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Percelus posted:nothing good ever comes from texas MY dad used to say this to me. Are you my dad?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:39 |
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SPACE HOMOS posted:MY dad used to say this to me. Are you my dad? i'm your grandpa
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:41 |
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He's a funny comedian and I think he should have his own late-night show on Fox.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 01:55 |
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I've always thought he was an idiot conspiracy theorist but I distinctly remember him talking about PROJECT ECHELON AND BLACK HELICOPTERS in the 90's(!), saying the government had surveillance of all internet communications, and I was like psh what a loving nutcase and then 10 years later it turned out that yes the government WAS spying on all emails and they do have an official program and now it's an official agency called the NSA So I wonder He also predicted the Amero(like the Euro) because Canada and Mexico were going to join up and be like the EU, still waiting for that one
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:06 |
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Big Beef City posted:Yeah I could read all that or I could say: RIP Art Bell, you were too good for us all. It strikes me I think I've met Charlie Sotelo before. e: truly an O.G. shitposter irl VVVV Waffle House fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Oct 6, 2017 |
# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:07 |
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Rip leslie
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdpLAn8mh4
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:21 |
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935 posted:I've only started paying attention to this clown in the last year - do people genuenely view him as anything other than an entertainer? He's just so obviously off the rails - shrieking, getting naked, waving his arms - do people watch this guy and listen to his stories about aliens and jet fuel can't melt steel beams and ACTUALLY agree with him? People also think pro wrestling is real People are dumb
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:22 |
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it's true tho I drank fluoridated water as a kid and now I'm gay as hell
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 02:29 |
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Fyi there are several Magachuds in GBS who love him
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 03:00 |
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I'm the frog that got turned gay. It's like the Frog Prince but a dude kissed me.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 03:05 |
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I wish the camera would have stayed on Rogan's face the entire time. frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Fyi there are several Magachuds in GBS who love him Yeah. I hate those guys.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 03:17 |
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spacetoaster posted:I wish the camera would have stayed on Rogan's face the entire time.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:07 |
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Has Alex Jones done a full 180 since Trump's election as it pertains to gov't surveillance, black helicopters, etc? Since Trump IS the government at this point and Alex Jones is too far up his rear end? Is he 100% party line at this point, having dropped the conspiracy stuff? Or is back to basics, i.e. Hillary is a reptoid and UFOs are undermining the Great Leader?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:22 |
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Last I checked he's still anti-government for reasons removed from the big shift, they took his kids away for being a unfit parent.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:54 |
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Fyi there are several Magachuds in GBS who love him there's like maybe 1 that takes him seriously and the rest of us laugh at his insanity
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 04:55 |
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Alex Jones kicks rear end. I wish I was pure enough to believe in him
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:00 |
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Don't disrespect this humble water filter salesman
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:00 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Has Alex Jones done a full 180 since Trump's election as it pertains to gov't surveillance, black helicopters, etc? Since Trump IS the government at this point and Alex Jones is too far up his rear end? He seems to recognize that Trump's minders are steering the administration in bad directions that the lovable, stupid, but ultimately populist dipshit trump would otherwise not support, so he's more perceptive than 99% of political commentators.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:03 |
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1. I respect his energy in being a crazy person that milks idiots of their money and get other idiots to plaster his name/face/footage everywhere. The fact that he does so consistently is nothing short of impressive. 2. I really want to know what drug cocktail he's on to keep that energy up.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:06 |
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My favorite Alex Jones conspiracy is the one about him being Bill Hicks.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:09 |
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Didn't he forget to pick up his kids because he ate a big bowl of chili or something? I might be mixing up my Jones anecdotes here.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:13 |
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mind the walrus posted:1. I respect his energy in being a crazy person that milks idiots of their money and get other idiots to plaster his name/face/footage everywhere. The fact that he does so consistently is nothing short of impressive. Some people are just born with the will power, and drive, to become an alex jones. Theres no explaining it with drugs
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:15 |
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Glen beck is more entertaining. Less crazy, sure, but the show he puts on is more believable.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:19 |
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Glenn Beck looks like an egg, is a loving mormon *spit*, I hate him.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:37 |
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I love that he thought this was a good before/after pic for a weight loss supplement
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:42 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I love that he thought this was a good before/after pic for a weight loss supplement Lmao. A golden god is born
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 05:45 |
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LordoftheScheisse posted:Didn't he forget to pick up his kids because he ate a big bowl of chili or something? I might be mixing up my Jones anecdotes here. I thought he ate so much chili and got so full he forgot his kids' names. lol Alex Jones rules
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 06:28 |
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935 posted:I've only started paying attention to this clown in the last year - do people genuenely view him as anything other than an entertainer? He's just so obviously off the rails - shrieking, getting naked, waving his arms - do people watch this guy and listen to his stories about aliens and jet fuel can't melt steel beams and ACTUALLY agree with him? my ostensibly liberal state has had cars driving around with his bumper stickers for at least a decade. i saw an average of one a year for the first three years and then a couple and now ive seen four so far and lets just say i dont get out much either but can you sublet your cave
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he sounds funny at first but remember that he spends alot of time screaming at the parents of the kids killed at sandy hook and calling yogurt employees rapists and calling for black people to be brutalized by cops
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