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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what gender are they

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

my body type is that my face is a butt, and my butt is also a butt

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

What body types do men want their women to have

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jeff Sichoe posted:

how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

gay sex involves a lot of silly farting

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jeff Sichoe posted:

making love lol what the gently caress

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'm throwing out flowery language. Like lighting a match right after

shut the gently caress vertical

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

Yeah there's a big difference between loving a girl in the rear end and making love to a girl in the rear end

Wasn't this a bit? Didn't some comedian do this? Help me out here

caramel semen. i watch allot of porno

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:

I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

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