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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > These are the body types women want their men to have
 
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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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proof of concept posted:

my body type is that my face is a butt, and my butt is also a butt
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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Women like men who can subsist on the acidic atmosphere of Venus

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

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I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Bogus Adventure posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCTOz3cpejM

"I want to party with you"

Lol

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