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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > These are the body types women want their men to have
 
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Spinster posted:

No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for

My sack is huge. You're telling me I've been taking these dick growing pills for NOTHING?!

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

myDad posted:

Women like men who can subsist on the acidic atmosphere of Venus

well hello ladies

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

he said venus, not penis

It can be both

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I don't want either of those things

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > These are the body types women want their men to have