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chicks like a strong dude so the best move is to physically pick up the woman you want and walk away with her under your arm
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 21:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:20 |
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one trick is to wear clothes 2 sizes too big so the cloth hides your rolls of fat
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 00:01 |
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another trick is to constantly hold ur belly in remember not to sit down bend over to pick stuff up or like, move much at all, otherwise your belly will pop out and the ladies will realise you are in fact a fat poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 00:44 |
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how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly? jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 01:41 |
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I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically interesting that the two are linked!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 01:44 |
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making love lol what the gently caress
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 01:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:20 |
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if u lighting a match after 'making love' then I think you got bigger problems than me and that's saying something
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 01:53 |