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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
chicks like a strong dude so the best move is to physically pick up the woman you want and walk away with her under your arm

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
one trick is to wear clothes 2 sizes too big so the cloth hides your rolls of fat

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
another trick is to constantly hold ur belly in

remember not to sit down

bend over to pick stuff up

or like, move much at all, otherwise your belly will pop out and the ladies will realise you are in fact a fat poo poo

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically

interesting that the two are linked!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
making love lol what the gently caress

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
if u lighting a match after 'making love' then I think you got bigger problems than me and that's saying something

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