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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > These are the body types women want their men to have
 
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Dog Jones posted:

Women want the type of body that goes out and just bam buys a new lawn mowerr every time the old one runs out of gas, no big deal
i use a reel mower and it turns out theyre good

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 my rolls of fat tuck into each other in a way that bridges the gap between escher and lovecraft

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

WatermelonGun posted:

Is this the bear thread now?

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 what if there was a bear that just wanted to be a bottom in a cruel world that would only accept him as a top

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Making love to you and then never doing so again seems a logical and sound choice
fool me once

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 her anal love frothed upon my lips

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

JFairfax posted:

[image-leeched kangaroo]
picture taken right before the kangaroo leaped onto the back of a white horse and rode past hundreds of lusty women

Bogus Adventure posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCTOz3cpejM

"I want to party with you"
owns

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