Riverdale Season 2: "Full Dark, No Stars."

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Spergatory posted:

I remember the one time Teen Wolf cast an actual teenager to play a teenager and it was, like, revolutionary.

Fox's the Gifted has an actual teenaged girl playing a teenaged girl.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 15:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:53

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

So, bold statement.

AJ Kappa is a handsome motherfucker and when given the opportunity he can fuckin act. With that bone structure I think we're looking at the next Ryan Gosling.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 19:09

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CottonWolf posted:

Where even is Ethel?

Rotting in the upside-down.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 14:02

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Any show in the history of television season 2: Better than True Detective Season 2.

I fixed that for you.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 14:24

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Lol, True Detective sucks bro.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 20:05

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

It�s Jughead�s English Teacher

Almost certainly.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 17:27

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I was not prepared for that Alice Cooper scene.

Like, whoa.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 05:01

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

That cover of Mad World was killer, was that actually the three actors singing?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 22:35

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

He's saying all blonde white girls look alike.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 06:55

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Shneak posted:

"Hey kid I'm the FBI let me show you all the cards in my hand and live in your garage without showing a badge."

Wait he didn't show a badge?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 08:10

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Goddamn is Cheryl's mom hot.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 21:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

SilentChaz posted:

Coming this April: A musical-themed episode as Riverdale High puts on a production of Carrie: The Musical

We don't deserve this show.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 01:49

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Good GOD Mrs. Blossom is hot.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 05:50

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Now available at your local Hot Topic.

Yes I tried it on. Yes it fit. I was tempted until I saw the $70 price tag.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 20:21

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I think it whispered to me as I walked past the store.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 20:30

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Shoehead posted:

Wearing fake biker jackets seems like a really good way to get your rear end kicked by your local idiot bikies

Tell that to the literally millions of people wearing Sons of Anarchy merch.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 21:58

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Nobody takes MC's seriously unless they're the Angel's or the Outlaws. Nobody is going to care about a Serpents jacket.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 00:04

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

FP is old, you'll be fine.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 00:08

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

In reference to Cheryl's mom

I was on team Cheryl's mom a year ago.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 01:11

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CobiWann posted:

My stepdaughter BEGGED for jacket shirt for Christmas and all four of her parents/stepparents chipped in for it. She didn't take the drat thing off over Winter Break unless we asked her to.

She actually wrote a letter to her middle-school principal of her own accord asking if she had permission to wear it to school since gang-affiliated clothing is against dress code and showed his approval letter (he was OK with it since it's a fictional gang) to us as proof of how badly she wanted it.

That's adorable.

Untim she stabs someone.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 17:10

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CobiWann posted:

Or starts wearing cat ears everywhere and singing to her...self...

Parenthood is fun.

I mean, I assume it is. I wish we were IRL friends so I could spoil your kid with Archie stuff and then send her home to ~~irritate~~ entertain you.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 19:32

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

MrSargent posted:

No part of you should feel bad for Hal, because he is a piece of poo poo without a single redeeming quality.

Good taste in ladies though.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 20:42

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Ville Valo posted:

Archie�s former-Pussycat girlfriend is in Altered Carbon. This would normally bug me except I can totally see Riverdale�s wealthy elite resurrecting into new sleeves.

Would watch this crossover.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 01:00

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Mama Blossom healed so quickly because when you're so goddamned smoking hot a little fire isn't that big of a deal.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:08

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CottonWolf posted:

That was a hosed up episode.

This could apply to every episode.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 23:59

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Did anyone else cheer aloud when Cheryl and Toni kissed?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 21:17

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Yes sir, I sure did.

Easily the healthiest relationship on the show.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 21:22

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

This is one of the two shows I'm currently watching that I'm probably a little too invested in. That really was a beautiful scene.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 21:26

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

cant cook creole bream posted:

My math brain tried to think of a counter example to this statement, but I think this is literally true.
Archie-Veronica, Archie-Grundy, Betty-Jughead, Alice-Hal, Alice-FP, FP-Jughead's mom, Cheryl-Jason, Mitch-Moose, Kevin-Moose, Kevin-random wood people, Kevin-Joachim, Keller-ex-major, Cheryl-Josie, Jason-Polly, Fred-Molly Ringwald, Mr and Mrs. Blossom, Hal-Mrs. Blossom, Archie-Pussycat who isn't Josie (the other one), Black hood-Betty.
All of those are broken or toxic relationships which are kinda bad for the persons involved in some way or another.

And besides the Lodges who, despite their criminal life, actually seem to feel a lot of affection for each other and their daughter, I can't think of any more.

From the second they hinted where it was going it just seemed so right. And if anyone deserves happiness it's Cheryl.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 21:42

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

esperterra posted:

Riverdale

is good

A good take.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 00:12

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# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 20:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

They better not hook up though because when they break up it could cause problems and I need my RD fix.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 23:25

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Edmund Lava posted:

They�ve been dating since season one. I think right before the show began to air.

MY ILLUSIONS

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 00:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

The girls look really good in those period outfits.

And Cheryl looks incredible covered in blood.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 10:27

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Hal being the Hood explains why Betty is his focus.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 22:08

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Cheryl as the Red Arrow was badass.

Edit: Also Hal was definitely the Black Hood that Cheryl shot, his blood stain got bigger as time passed.

Rhyno fucked around with this message at 05:52 on May 10, 2018

# ¿ May 10, 2018 05:35

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I think that was Hiram or his driver.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 14:54

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Shoehead posted:

It's kind of nuts that this wasn't the finale, because everything that happened was also kind of nuts.

I hope Jughead isn't dead and season 3 is just queer, teen, The Warriors.

I have this rough idea for a future season where there's only two bridges leading into town (surrounded by impassable rivers) and both are blown up so the town goes full on Mad Max waiting for outside aide.

# ¿ May 13, 2018 23:09

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

SEX BURRITO posted:

poo poo, this is ending the same week as Dynasty. I need to get into some new shows. Is that batshit Heathers reboot starting soon?

Have you tried Cobra Kai yet?

# ¿ May 13, 2018 23:20

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:53

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I was getting blitzed with my friends in high school 20 years ago and my parents just made sure none of them had to drive home.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 05:37

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