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qirex posted:lol at babies melting down at three whole phones, exactly the same number as last year, they just have dumber names that's the YOSPOS ABCD Always Be Cmelting Down
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qirex posted:I wonder if tim will go back to the steve practice of taking down the whole website for the 9 hours before a keynote the store is already down.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:43
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tbf, you can never be sure that's intentional
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Sep 12, 2018 15:47
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in which apple fondly remembers webobjects
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Sep 12, 2018 15:48
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I sleep the deep sleep of the just in time and I expect a glorious thread of APPLE when I awake. Amen.
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Sep 12, 2018 16:15
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yeah, these names suck rear end but im on a 7+, time for a new one
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Sep 12, 2018 16:59
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1 minuet in and they’re already milking stebes name 😒
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Sep 12, 2018 18:03
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 what a butt ugly watch, at least they toned down the red crown a little.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:13
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apple vape watch
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I am not sure jeff has ever read his speech before
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Sep 12, 2018 18:17
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wrong threead
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Sep 12, 2018 18:47
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 you've done it timb, you've brought back 90s apple
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Sep 12, 2018 18:51
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tim cook: you know, john sculley and gil amelio had some good ideas
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courage
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Sep 12, 2018 19:01
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the name really doesn't matter that much unless you're really into advertising and branding, but why did they go with max instead of plus when it seems it is precisely the same distinction they have used plus for up to now? were they fearing that they might be tempted to make an even bigger phone leaving the name open-ended?
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Sep 12, 2018 19:05
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cus the Max is even bigger than the Plus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'm not going through 311 pages – who here honestly thought apple would ever update the se or ever make a regular human sized phone again please post quotes so i can laugh at them
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Sep 12, 2018 19:09
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i'm not going through 311 pages – who here honestly thought apple would ever update the se or ever make a regular human sized phone again oh yeah that was a rumour lol
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Sep 12, 2018 19:10
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remember when this was just a joke about ipads? now it applies to every phone lol
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Sep 12, 2018 19:12
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here's a preview of next years iphone, since apple can only copy samsung now
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Sep 12, 2018 19:14
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made the keynote 
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JawnV6 posted:made the keynote grats looks like i didn’t
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Sep 12, 2018 19:19
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i remember the first time i saw a guy talking on a galaxy note (original version). he was on the bus and it looked like he had a paperback book up to his head. i made fun of him to my friends and we all laughed because we all had small iphones 3gs/4 or similar andoirds, like normal people. well i bothered to look it up now and 
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ok, so the plan is to buy an SE or two and have them sit in a box until my 5 dies? is that it ?
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graph posted:ok, so the plan is to buy an SE or two and have them sit in a box until my 5 dies? is that it ? that will work until apple updates ios with enough "features" to make it unusable you probably have less than a year
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graph posted:ok, so the plan is to buy an SE or two and have them sit in a box until my 5 dies? is that it ? ya, if you're weird I guess
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akadajet posted:ya, if you're weird I guess
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:you probably have less than a year se is being discontinued today so
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Sep 12, 2018 19:34
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i mean you can do what you want
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Sep 12, 2018 19:34
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:that will work until apple updates ios with enough "features" to make it unusable nah that's pretty much already the case with apple increasingly dumping poo poo behind the force touch.
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graph posted:se is being discontinued today so i meant you have less than a year to use your phone before ios updates render it unusable Shifty Pony posted:nah that's pretty much already the case with apple increasingly dumping poo poo behind the force touch. the one time i remember force touch existing is for duo's 2-factor "approve" from the homescreen the other time is when i try and fail to re-arrange icons on my homescreen (which i've now given up on so my icons are a big mess)
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Sep 12, 2018 19:39
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i meant you have less than a year to use your phone before ios updates render it unusable lol if you think i went past 9
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graph posted:lol if you think i went past 9 lmao you're a real weirdo
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Sep 12, 2018 19:49
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it must be changing times because otherwise i don't understand how apple today can be repeating the exact playbook of mid-90s apple and have such globally unprecedented success
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Sep 12, 2018 19:49
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i'm looking forward to performa-style product numbering again
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Sep 12, 2018 19:51
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at least tim wised up and realized calling the discount iphonx the XC (a graphical representation of someone grimacing in disgust) was too on the nose
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god loving damnit theyre gonna make me go to a fuckin store
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