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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

Anyone remember those old laptops with rj11 jacks where it was an open plastic rectangle that popped out the side of the laptop and you sorta snapped in to this flimsy plastic square? those were cool and I'm sure absolutely terrible

i used to have a laptop in my office with a loving coax jack for ethernet

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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

qirex posted:

if they added a single "legacy" usb port 90% of people wouldn't care any more
if they also added a SD card reader that would jump to 95-98%

imagine how much their sales would have fallen if they discontinued the macbook "air"

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

exploded mummy posted:

i used to have a laptop in my office with a loving coax jack for ethernet

at least it wasn't a thicknet AUI

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

at least it wasn't a thicknet AUI

ive got one of those in the file cabinet o' stuff that i held onto after my "purge 30 years of crap" from the engineering lab i run

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
nsfw that courageous orifice pls

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

exploded mummy posted:

ive got one of those in the file cabinet o' stuff that i held onto after my "purge 30 years of crap" from the engineering lab i run

I've still got production poo poo running on thinnet. Kill me.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I've still got production poo poo running on thinnet. Kill me.

no, because ive seen and had to support worse

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
itar is a thing so im leaving it at that

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

what the fuckington

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

indigi posted:

what the fuckington
they've been around for a really long time, like on pcmcia cards. they always seemed really fragile, especially considering the way some people use their laptops

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

it is loving weird that rj45 didn't get squeezed a lot flatter at some point, it is one of those where the physical dimensions are obviously unnecessarily large and a forward-compatible redesign (with a slightly wider but much flatter section with the same wiring was instead used) would have been trivial

the x1c does ok on ports in a lot of ways, but it has a proprietary physical ethernet port, which is incredbily pointless, since the converter is the same size as a usb ethernet dongle

they really need to make ethernet an alt mode for usb-c, then there would be $2 passive ethernet adapters

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

qirex posted:

if they added a single "legacy" usb port 90% of people wouldn't care any more
if they also added a SD card reader that would jump to 95-98%

the monkey's paw curls. apple will add a usb-a port on the next macbook, but will remove the headphone jack

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Perplx posted:

they really need to make ethernet an alt mode for usb-c, then there would be $2 passive ethernet adapters
yes, what usb-c needs is more fragmentation

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



its not 2002, if you need wired ethernet on your laptop suck it up and use a dongle

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

lmao what a tool

pot kettle

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

its not 2002, if you need wired ethernet on your laptop suck it up and use a dongle

but the ancient router that i use because I can load another OS on it and janitor it doesn't support a fast wireless standard :qq:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

Anyone remember those old laptops with rj11 jacks where it was an open plastic rectangle that popped out the side of the laptop and you sorta snapped in to this flimsy plastic square? those were cool and I'm sure absolutely terrible

yeah i had a pcmcia modem like that

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

smh @ people who forgot about Marco's apple phone call, featured in atp number 253

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

lord funk posted:

loving yes i don't care if apple succeeds or fails but drat i'm happy that the year of the dongle was met with 11% sales decline
thats market saturation and ipad cannibalization at work, not dongles. only sperglords care about dongles.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

exploded mummy posted:

i used to have a laptop in my office with a loving coax jack for ethernet

When I was a young computer toucher I put a TV tuner card in my Windows XP PC that worked as expected exactly zero times, lol

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
tell me about the information that was loaded into the a.i. in the last hour

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

jeffery posted:

tell me about the information that was loaded into the a.i. in the last hour

i'm surprised no one has leapt to the defense of siri in this thread where people leap to defend different but equally terrible apple products

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

even most apple apologists readily admit that siri is dogshit

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

works for me

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
extremely confident

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

My god, my world is ruined. I had to put one of these on the single cable that I don't use at my desk on a dock

holy gently caress that url

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


siri is for setting timers when your hands are dirty

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

siri is for setting timers when your hands are dirty

can you set more than one yet? lol

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
can Siri use apps

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

can you set more than one yet? lol
yes

indigi posted:

can Siri use apps
yes

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

indigi posted:

can Siri use apps

no

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009


and then he went and stood on the table in an apple store ranting about something

I feel bad for the guy because he’s gonna feel like a retard when the manic phase wears off

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Siri is bad and doesn’t seem to be improving at a reasonable rate. I’m fairly use everyone involved with it is a moron.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Management posted:

Siri is bad and doesn’t seem to be improving at a reasonable rate. I’m fairly use everyone involved with it is a moron.

i thought you left apple

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?


well,

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I think the problem with all the AI "assistants" is that they're developed primarily to wring a few more cents out of you and every design decision is made to line up with that goal, which is why 5+ years later they're still all pretty dumb

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i mean, it depends what you mean by "use apps" i guess. developers can add siri shortcuts to their apps so you can send money or check the weather or see when your bus is coming or w/e. you can't like play minecraft via voice

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


indigi posted:

I think the problem with all the AI "assistants" is that they're developed primarily to wring a few more cents out of you and every design decision is made to line up with that goal, which is why 5+ years later they're still all pretty dumb

yeah it turns out talking commands at a computer is near-worthless but ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

anthonypants posted:

wasn't someone in here just the other day telling me that firewire ports were "going out the door by 2008"

usb3 kinda made them unnecessary

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