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Round peg square hole
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Dec 13, 2017 07:02
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echinopsis posted:this fuckin blows me away they really shipping 365 million loving phones a year? That’s goddamn crazy
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Dec 14, 2017 07:07
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Oh that’s bush league nonsense then, BORING
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Dec 14, 2017 07:31
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Kenny Logins posted:
its called a river and typesetters try to avoid them but, internet https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_(typography)
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Dec 15, 2017 16:59
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I wish tim would let me teach my widdle keyboard AI how to say gently caress
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Dec 16, 2017 23:07
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I was pissed off when Photos.app came out because I spent a long time sperging out with iPhoto, training it to identify faces in thousands of (mostly pre-iOS) photos, and then poof all that was gone. Then iOS and Photos brought face detection back and leveraged all that existing work I put in that I thought was lost forever. So that was pretty cool.
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Dec 18, 2017 02:04
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infernal machines posted:i'm still trying to figure out how the lifecycle management thing is a "thing" They’re called human emotions
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Dec 22, 2017 17:45
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Remember that time apple found “a bug” in the cell strength indicator and they had to switch from bars to dots but dots don’t fit with the iPhone X ears so they’re back to bars again, presumably because the self-inflicted PR hit that comes from misrepresenting critical status information had finally blown over? Lol apple
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Dec 24, 2017 11:46
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Also, 9/11 was an inside job
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Dec 25, 2017 17:34
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$1, bob
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Dec 29, 2017 20:16
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WebOS had the foresight to recognize how goddamn annoying push notifications can be an instead relegated them to a little strip likes news ticker at the bottom of the screen. That worked because they keyboard was a separate piece of hardware, but still, it boggles the mind that there haven’t been any meaningful innovations in notification management in years.
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Dec 31, 2017 19:36
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Ur sitting wrong. https://www.fastcodesign.com/90155533/what-apples-new-office-chairs-reveal-about-work-in-2018 quote:Moreover, there’s a sense in which offices are being designed to flatter the way that millennial workers would like to see themselves: Not as office drones, but creative types with side hustles and Instagram followers. The offices that companies aspire to, says Orpilla, are those that look creative and make workers feel like they’re part of a creative organization. “People have their own Pinterest pages and personal brands,” he adds. “We’re creating this backdrop for making them feel like creators themselves.” #Influencers don’t clock in. They make #impact from the throne of a lounge chair, not the confines of a cubicle.
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Jan 2, 2018 21:33
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AWWNAW posted:iPhone XI with FaecesID Gonna be X2 and you know it
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Jan 9, 2018 05:04
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NEED MORE MILK posted:the apple pencil is infuriating, their explanation is that you generally charge it using a standard lightning cable and the ipad thing is just for emergency charging to get some juice into it real quick. but if thats true then why the gently caress isnt the lightning port built into the pencil and the adapter the add on to be used with the ipad? why is the loving easy to lose tiny adapter not a part of the pencil? have it snap on the pencil like the cap so its harder to lose. or at least include a carrying case. Because in Jony’s World, there are no artifacts in one’s environment that have not been placed there intentionally, deliberately, and with great consideration. His is the very embodiment of modernism, a perfect reflection of rational order, of rebellion against disharmony and indeed entropy itself. In fact, he exists more as the instantiation of a platonic ideal than anything else. In this world, a cap connector is superfluous as there is no surface angle to draw the cap away, no excess body motion to imbue the cap with angular momentum, and no environment that is not of one’s own making to otherwise obscure the cap from one’s gaze. Jony is both God and inhabitant of this world of perfect harmony and balance. Indeed it is said that His fingertips do not even secret essential oils, and that the inclusion of oleophobes on Apple touchscreens are simply a vestigial remnant of His corporeal existence. A kind of skeuomorphic echo from a distant past, if you will. Extend this logic to the larger Apple ecosystem and you’ll see why your complaints are trivial, baseless, and possibly even heretical. It is here that one will realize mewling over the MBP’s keyboard design is a concern utterly without merit, for it posits dust as something more than an abstract philosophical vehicle for exploring the concept of decay. Perhaps, deep in the hallowed grounds of the industrial design labs, He has explored its properties, but dust, as a material, simply has no value to His vision. So too it can be said of the need for dongles, which is another term that holds no inherent meaning. Remember, in a world of perfect order, there are no lesser, sullied devices to connect to. There is no concept of time, much less hurried meetings to attend. There is no concept of space, much less remote sessions to dial into. There is no environment that is not of one’s own making, so any experiential friction must be the result of one’s own choices. Jony is not a masochist and therefore cannot comprehend your lamentations. And while Jony loves you, salvation, redemption, and the imposition of rational order are ultimately your responsibility.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:03
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Im waiting for home pod too
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Jan 17, 2018 06:56
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its me I'm the guy who has a life and expects technology to comport itself to my needs rather than subjugating myself before a high technology museum piece
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Jan 18, 2018 17:44
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The Management posted:okay, let me spell it out for you guys. this is Apple doing what they do on every product ever. they are only targeting the highest end first. if that catches on they will move down market. This is me. I actually had Sonos, with a Playbar and two Play:1s in a multi-room setup, but the app loving sucks and the multi-room audio was always slightly out of sync, enough to make the whole thing more trouble than it was worth for me. With that said, I'm prepared for a 1.0 disappointment.
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Jan 24, 2018 05:38
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Apple Watch is cool because it’s like hey wouldn’t it be awesome if all the useless, spammy push notifications you got on your phone were now suddenly pushed to wrist instead, with the option of either impossible to notice haptics or impossible to ignore haptics? And wouldn’t it be cool if the only way to see what was tapping your wrist all the time was to have to flick your wrist in such a way that you look like a jackass to the other human beings you were talking to? And wouldn’t it be great if the only way to tame the nonsense was to spend more time flipping switches in the watch app than a Linux user spends configuring their OS? And wouldn’t it be super cool if there was a round hardware button and a long hardware button that both basically do the same thing but not quite because oops Jony bet big on Sprint and Google’s circle of friends feature and now they have to desperately redesign the OS every year to try to fix a hardware design flaw?
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Jan 24, 2018 15:32
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Is this more or less stupid than that health system Google tried a few years ago and promptly gave up on? From a naive outsider’s perspective it looks like Google just tries to hit everything with the Big Data / Deep Learning hammer and doesn’t give a poo poo about any non-quantifiable externalities, whereas Apple generally takes the time to learn the domains it tries to move into. But idk.
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Jan 25, 2018 04:58
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Scott Forstall posted:why I upgraded from iPhone 6 to iPhone SE
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Feb 1, 2018 06:22
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Jimmy Carter posted:yeah, the thing that you spend hours every day using, lets you talk to anyone on the planet and find out anything you want, has made a ton of the things that you do on a daily basis better and easier, and lets you remember and document things so that you don't have to worry about your withering mind? gently caress spending any more money on that than you absolutely would have to My SE does all that for nearly a third of the price and with the added bonus of being designed for actual human hands and use in actual human environments.
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Feb 1, 2018 16:49
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Ripoff posted:Hey babe, how bout some Netflix and chill? *pulls out keyboard and magic trackpad* Oooh is that an update for VLC or are you just happy to see me?
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Feb 2, 2018 22:15
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I preordered a HomePod too but already wish it had one input or knew what was up with AirPlay 2.
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Feb 7, 2018 16:49
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Shaggar posted:who else would buy a homepod? I’m a retired, midwestern mother of 6 who voted for Trump and still supports him but wishes he wouldn’t tweet as much. I get angry when players take a knee at the national anthem and even my cats leave the room when I start yelling. Anyway I’m an android user but one of my grandkids left me an original iPad with Mr. Siri from England on it. He’s sexy as h*ck and always has the funniest things to say when I tell him about those ungrateful NFL players. You bet I’m getting a HomePod!! Definitely the white one though, there’s just something about the oth—hold on there’s somebody from the failing liberal satanic New Dork Times outside again.
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Feb 8, 2018 17:09
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I like how YouTube doesn’t even allow full screen video in safari on iPad.
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Feb 9, 2018 16:31
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tk posted:Works fine for me. Oh nice just requested the desktop site and it “fixed” Google’s hilarious misunderstanding of the web.
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Feb 9, 2018 16:49
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I’m listening to mine right now. I’m not used to any bass, so this sounds really boomy to me.
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Feb 10, 2018 02:00
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Feb 10, 2018 03:25
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I have an ongoing text thread with 10 friends, 3 of which use android friends. iMessage thinks this should be displayed as three threads selected randomly and it’s been like this for years.
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Feb 16, 2018 16:49
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Stymie posted:only the best and brightest at tim cook's apple 
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Feb 17, 2018 03:12
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Doors handles vs. push plates to indicate direction and axis as an example of an affordance is literally one of the first things taught in design 101 so lol at the primacy of aesthetics, or something.
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Feb 17, 2018 16:22
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Shoulda used Muhammad Ali with the Olympic torch as your shake to undo example, OP. Coulda side-stepped this cocaine-induced sand trap altogether.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:15
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hobbesmaster posted:consumer products at least it's spelled "consumers product"
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Feb 28, 2018 05:38
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Fantastical is a good calendar app.
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Mar 3, 2018 04:38
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Lol
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Mar 9, 2018 22:34
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All this praise for Winamp as if Winamp 3 and 5 and AOL didn’t happen.
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Mar 11, 2018 05:11
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Sonos is good in this regard in that the logo works at any orientation.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:42
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bump_fn posted:whens the new SE phone gonna come out
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Mar 19, 2018 16:59
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ufarn posted:really hoping for a new se at the mar 27 event, this 5s with a 99% dead battery is driving me nuts Same. The SE is so cheap I just buy them by the dozen and toss 'em once they start to degrade. Kinda like an iPhone dixie cup dispenser. I'm almost out of SEs and would rather restock with new versions.
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